As Mario and the gang entered the Magic Kingdom, the first thing they saw, standing triumphantly in the distance, was Cinderella's Castle. Everyone was excited, knowing that they were now truly in Disney World... except for Wario, who just wanted to go on the rides.
"Yeah, yeah, it's pretty..." Wario grumbled, "Can we go on Space Mountain now?"
"WARIO!!!" Everyone shouted in unison.
"What?"
"Hey, everyone!" Peach began, pulling out her camera, "Let's get our picture taken in front of the castle!"
"I don't wanna be in a picture with you losers!" Wario complained.
"WARIO!!!" Everyone shouted in unison... again.
"What?"
Peach handed her camera to one of the other guests as they were walking by and asked them to take their picture. The guest happily complied and, in a shorter amount of time then it took to get Wario to corporate, they had a really nice group picture.
"That's a really good picture." Mario commented, "Do you think that guy we asked to take it was a professional photographer?"
"We should send this back to everyone at home." Luigi suggested.
"Yeah, whatever..." Wario shrugged, "Can we go on Splash Mountain now?"
"WARIO!!!" Everyone shouted in unison... again... again.
"What?"
"Come on, guys!" Peach shouted, running up to the castle, "We've got reservations for Cinderella's Royal Table, remember?"
"I don't wanna go there!" Wario complained, "Not all the money in the world could bribe me in there, a hundred yoshis couldn't drag me in there, and I swear by the stars that I'll never set foot in that place!"
Five minutes later, Wario was sitting with everyone else in the restaurant, a cardboard crown on his head and a children's menu in hand.
"This never leaves the table." Wario hissed.
"Don't worry, it won't." Mario promised as he secretly took a picture with his camera.
"So, Mario," Peach asked as she began eating her breakfast, "You're the one who did research on the Magic Kingdom. What should we do while we're here?"
"Well," Mario began, pulling out a note card, "I figured that the easiest way to go about doing things here is to split up into groups of two. We'll meet up at lunchtime and rearrange our groups there. At dinner we'll meet up again and rearrange our groups again. We'll get together for the fireworks and make our way home after that."
"Sounds good to me." Luigi replied, "What are the groups?"
"As soon as breakfast ends it will be me and you, Peach and Daisy, and Wario and Waluigi. After lunch it will be me and Wario, you and Waluigi, and it will still be Peach and Daisy. After dinner it will be me and Peach, you and Daisy, and Wario and Waluigi."
"I'm gonna be stuck with a loser while I explore the park!?" Wario whined.
"Hey!" Waluigi butted in, "You're with me two-thirds of the time!"
"I repeat," Wario mumbled, "I'm stuck with a loser while I explore the park."
"Look, everyone!" Daisy interrupted before Waluigi gorged Wario's eyes out with a spoon, "It's Cinderella! And Snow White! And Princess Aurora! And..."
"Don't tell me you're gonna go all character crazy on me now..." Wario grumbled.
Mario gave Wario a sharp jab in the gut in order to keep him quiet while Daisy asked for Cinderella's autograph. Soon after, everyone finished eating and the waiter handed Mario the bill. Mario took one look at it and his eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets.
"You are paying for all of this, right?" Mario asked Peach while on the verge of nearly falling over like a narcoleptic.
"Yes, Mario. Don't worry." Peach replied, handing Mario her credit card, "Besides, this is one of the more expensive places to eat."
"Heh, you'd never catch me eating here on an everyday basis." Wario bragged, "My idea of a gourmet meal is to dump all the food in a TV dinner tray on a plate!"
"Dude," Waluigi quipped, "You weren't going to eat here on THIS basis. And that isn't your idea of a gourmet meal, that was your idea for the company picnic!"
"Quiet, you!" Wario hissed, "Do you want WarioWare to go down the drain?"
"Um, guys?" Luigi stuttered, "Can we just go out into the park now?"
"Sure thing, Luigi!" Daisy replied, looking at her new Cinderella autograph, "We can leave Laurel and Hardy in their shouting match here. They'll get a clue soon enough."
"Will they?" Peach asked sarcastically.
Everyone (including Wario and Waluigi) got up and left the restaurant and the groups went on their own separate ways to explore the Magic Kingdom!
