Disclaimer: I do not own Castle Crashers, nor will I ever get close to. It belongs to Behemoth.

Green was in his barrack relaxing. It wasn't much; it was mainly a wooden structure with beds and chests in the front for belongings. This would be the only time in a while he would be able to. He grabbed the apple by his desk lifting his helmet off a bit, but he stopped. He put the apple and helmet down and braced himself.

"Big Brother!"

Pink tackled Green on the bed and was having a giggling fit, while Green wished he wasn't there.

"Did you find a weapon?"

"Yep! My BFF Blue took me to the Blacksmith and I found the best weapon ever!"

Green looked at Blue, and in response, Blue shrugged. Green decided it could not possibly be a horribly bad weapon, the Blacksmith made real, quality weapons. It couldn't be terrible….

"TADA!"

"…..Pink."

"Yeah Brother?"

"WHY THE HELL IS YOUR WEAPON A PINK LOLIPOP?!"

"You see, Blue and I were in the Elkrog, and all the starter weapons were either too brutal or unfashionable, but when we were about to give up, BLAM! A MIRACLE!"

Green noticed Orange and Red by the barrack's door, trying not to laugh. This, to him, wasn't funny at all.

"Pink, get another weapon."

"What? No way! This lollipop was MADE for me! Blue!"

"Green let him keep the lollipop. If it doesn't work out, we'll get him a different weapon."

Green realized he didn't really have a choice. So he left the barracks along with a skipping Pink and Orange since it was his turn to teach Pink.

Time Skip

"Alright Pink, what do you know about items?"

"I know a lot about potions and sandwiches."

"Alright so I shouldn't need to explain those two… What about shovels?"

"I used them a lot so yes."

"Boomerangs?"

"No, Brother never let me use one."

"Okay, so what you do with the boomerang is you throw it a certain way, and if you do it right, it should come back to you."

Orange tossed the boomerang in the small field they were in, and caught it with ease when it circled back. He handed over to Pink to try. Pink did rather well on tossing, but flinched almost every single time it came back. Orange was repeatedly being hit by the piece of wood.

"Pink, image it's a cute cat jumping into your arms. Maybe then you'll catch it."

Pink did so, and he finally caught it. Later on in training, Pink understood most items they used, with one exception. He didn't understand what bombs did until it was too late. Pink blew up part of the training area, so he and Orange and Pink tried to fix it the best they could, because they didn't want to deal with an angry Green. When Pink went to Red, it was rather quick since Pink studied beforehand. The last was magic, which they all met at the field for.

"Alright Pink, do you know any magic?"

"Yep! A friend helped me!"

Pink charged up his magic, and shot a rainbow out of his hands.

"See! I did it!"

"Pink, why do you shoot rainbows out of all things?"

"Is there something wrong with shooting rainbows?"

"Yeah, there is Pink. We are at war, and all you can do it shoot rainbows and whack people with lollipop swords. This isn't a game, nor is it a land of sweets and all things cute. So if you want to be here, they you have to learn to take things seriously and to stop with this idiotic obsession with the color pink!"

Pink just looked like a hurt puppy. He didn't understand why his brother hated him so much, but he wasn't going to change anytime soon. He walked out of the field towards town.

"Now where are you going?!"

"I promised the princesses to meet them for shopping!"

"Oh my god, are you serious you idiot!?"

The absence of a fifth in the field proved his seriousness.

Sorry if this seemed short, but I hope you enjoyed!