"So, um... BURP! What do ya wanna do next?"

Waluigi glanced up from his park map to see Wario looking like a smoking addict. He had a turkey leg sticking out one side of his mouth, a popsicle stick hanging out the other, and a lollipop stick shooting out front and center from the middle. It was a mystery how he could talk at all, let alone being able to do it fluently.

"Eh... You wanna wash that down with somtin'?" Waluigi suggested.

"Nah," Wario replied, swallowing all three sticks at the same time, "I already stuck my face under the soda dispenser at that one restaurant. That oughta hold me over for half an hour. Anyways, what's next?"

"Well, as for the first ride we should go on, I'd say..." Waluigi paused, looking at Wario's gullet with an evil grin on his face, "The spinning tea cups."

"Nice try..." Wario shouted, patting his gut, "We should wait until noon to do that! That way, if I hurl, there will be plenty of targets! Ha! Seriously, what should we do first?"

"How about Big Thunder Mountain? You got that turkey leg in Frontierland and, if it was still in your mouth a second ago, we can't be far from there!"

"Sounds as good as anything! And it's as sure as heck better than those wussy rides Mario's probably riding! Let's go!"

Waluigi's interesting assumption was correct. They only walked for about a minute before they were in front of the attraction's entrance. Unfortunately, the line was a whole (gasp!) five minutes long, which was too long in the Wario Bros. book.

"What!? No way!" Wario shouted, "I'm not standing in that line! I DEMAND INSTANT GRATIFICATION!!!"

"You can use FastPass." A voice from nearby suggested.

Wario and Waluigi looked around for who was talking to them until they noticed a Cast Member standing by some ATM-like booths.

"Eh? FastPass?" Waluigi questioned, "What the heck is that?"

"Well..." The Cast Member began, "What you do is put your park ticket in this booth and when it comes out, a time card will come out with it. Return to this ride whenever you like between the two times on the card, and you can get in the FastPass line, guaranteed to be no longer than twenty minutes!"

"Whoa," Waluigi mumbled, "Why do I feel like I'm in some sort of vacation video right now?"

"That's nice and all," Wario grumbled, "But I prefer my way of cutting lines much better..."

Wario then pulled out from seemingly nowhere a full sized wheelchair and made his way to the handicapped line.

"Ok, Waluigi," Wario demanded, pointing to the wheelchair, "Get in."

As Wario and Waluigi walked through the line, they were unaware that, high up on Big Thunder Mountain, a tiny pair of beady eyes were watching. When they saw Wario and Waluigi get in one of the trains, they stepped out of the shadows and turned out to be the eyes of none other than Bowser Jr. He ran off, making sure that no one would see him and think that a little mutant turtle thing was part of the ride, and reported to his dad, who was in the process of installing a switch track on the railroad that led off into the nearby woods.

"Yo, Pop!" Bowser Jr. shouted, "Those two Mario Bros. knock-offs are comin' this way! You're almost done, right?"

"You bet, Son!" Bowser replied as he nailed the final railroad spike into the track, "This, boy, is pure genius! When the train those two losers are riding on come this way, all I have to do is flip this switch track, and the train goes off the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and onto the Walt Disney World Railroad! Not only that, they'll be going in the opposite direction of the big trains! Before you can say, 'Great flaming Koopas!' those two will be history!"

When Bowser heard the familiar screams of Wario and Waluigi, he immediately flipped the switch and both father and son ducked for cover. From a rather safe place, Bowser watched as the train came down the track... Came near the switch track... and rode right over it. When Bowser came out of hiding to see what went wrong, he discovered the error was ridiculously simple: He installed the switch track the wrong way.

"Um..." Bowser Jr. mumbled, "About that plan being 'genius'..."

Bowser wasn't listening. He noticed that, instead of the BTM Train going on the WDW Railroad, the WDW Train was going to go on the BTM Railroad! To make matters worse, he could hear the train coming... And he never installed a switch on the WDW Railroad side of the track!

"Aw, dang..." Bowser moaned, "Not again..."

Bowser ran over to the WDW Railroad and stood his ground in the middle of the track with his hands out in front of him. When the train came closer to Bowser, he began to wince... He knew this was gonna hurt.

It did, the train slammed dead-on into Bowser, but his massive girth was enough to slow the train down considerably. Unfortunately, the train jumped about five feet into the air from the collision and, when it landed back on the track, it was behind Bowser. Suddenly, Bowser felt the pain of being run over by five passenger cars before being shot out from behind the last car. The good news was that the train did stop before it went on the other railroad and no one, except Bowser, of course, was hurt. As Bowser limped away from the scene before anyone saw him, Bowser Jr. ran up to him and he seemed pretty darn ecstatic.

"Aw man, Dad, that was awesome!" Bowser Jr. cheered, "It was just like Mr. Incredible did in the beginning of the movie when he stopped that train from going in the giant gap in the bridge that was there because..."

Bowser covered Bowser Jr.'s motor mouth with his big, giant hand.

"Grr..." Bowser grumbled, relieved to be free of his son's babble, "Back to the drawing board... And the emergency room..."