Waluigi was a little frustrated. He, like Wario, wanted to go on scary rides so he could watch his counterpart "scream like a little girl". Instead, Luigi had insisted on going to Fantasyland and riding all of those rides first. After an hour of Peter Pan's Flight, It's a Small World, and Mickey's PhilharMagic, Waluigi was beginning to realize that Luigi knew of his plan before they left the lunch table. As Luigi took a break to get some cotton candy, Waluigi sat down on a bench and looked at the park map to try and figure out how to get revenge.
"Heh, he thinks he's so clever..." Waluigi muttered to himself under his breath, "Well, I'm gonna beat him at his own game! Uh, wait a sec... He's already beating me at my game... So, technically, I'm trying to beat him at my game... Oh, never mind..."
Getting back on track, Waluigi looked at what rides he could use to humiliate Luigi without leaving Fantasyland.
"Hmm... Winnie the Pooh is definitely not going to work, and I doubt that Snow White's Scary Adventures is really 'scary'... Ah, hah! The Mad Hatter's Tea Party! Perfect! If I can't get him to scream, I might as well get him to throw up! Hah! He'll be so red with embarrassment, he'll look like his brother!"
As soon as Waluigi figured out his "instrument of torture", Luigi returned with two big bags of cotton candy, one of them already half eaten.
"Hey, Waluigi," Luigi called out, "I got two bags here. You want one?"
"Oh... Not right now..." Waluigi answered as nonchalantly as he could, "But I'll have some a little later. How 'bout we go on The Mad Hatter's Tea Party first?"
"Eh? Well, ok..." Luigi replied a little suspiciously, "Are you sure I won't get sick riding that thing? I just ate a bunch of cotton candy, you know."
"You'll be fine! Besides, it doesn't go fast unless you turn the little wheel in the middle, and you know I would never do that, right?"
"Alright, fine. I guess I'll have the time in line to digest everything."
Waluigi was glad that Luigi didn't seem to know what was going on, and he was downright thrilled to find that the line was only fifteen minutes long, certainly not enough time to digest the cotton candy. However, after waiting five minutes, Luigi said he had to go to the bathroom.
"WHAT!?" Waluigi shouted, "WE'RE IN LINE! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE!!!"
"Actually..." Luigi explained, "Disney doesn't mind if you leave the line to do something and cut back in later, so long as you have at least one person from your group still in line. Now, if you'll excuse me..."
Luigi ducked under the bars that formed the line and went over to the men's room. He was in there for about a minute before coming back out and going under the bars again and back to Waluigi.
"See?" Luigi began, "No one got upset. It's perfectly fine to do it."
"Yeah, yeah..." Waluigi grumbed, annoyed that Luigi had bested him a second time.
Soon, it was time for them to board one of the tea cups. Waluigi had observed in the previous times the ride was going which tea cup had spun the fastest, and immediately chose that one to get in. To his luck, Luigi had apparently not known the cup he chose was the fastest, and got in without mentioning anything. Soon, the ride started, and Waluigi was ready to humiliate Luigi.
Or so he thought. Waluigi grabbed the spin wheel and started to turn it as fast as he could. Strangely enough, Luigi also grabbed the wheel and he too spun it. The tea cup started to go fast. Really fast. Yet, while Waluigi waited for Luigi to revisit his cotton candy, Luigi was having a ton of fun spinning around! Even more embarrassing for Waluigi, he started to get queasy! As soon as the ride ended, Waluigi ran off the attraction and tried to make it to the bathroom so he could hurl his guts. However, he couldn't make it, so instead he had to stick his head in a trashcan and puke in there! To top it all off, when he took his head back out, he discovered that he barfed so hard, some of the vomit bounced off the trash in the trashcan and back onto his face! When he turned to look at Luigi, he saw him laughing his head off.
"STOP LAUGHING!!!" Waluigi screamed, "THIS WASN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN!!! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SHOULD HAVE TROWN UP!!! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ATE ALL THAT COTTON CANDY!!! HOW DID YOU NOT THROW UP!?!? HOW HOW HOW!?!?"
"Well, it's quite simple..." Luigi gasped between laughs, "I knew the moment you suggested we go on the spinning tea cups that you wanted to see if I threw up, just like how you wanted to try and go on all those scary rides to see me scream. So, I planed ahead. Remember when I went to the bathroom? That was so I could take some Dramamine without you seeing! Then, since I didn't have to worry about barfing myself, I spun the cup fast so you'd get some poetic justice!"
At this point, Waluigi snapped. He lunged towards Luigi ready to punch the living daylights out of him. Yet, just as he was about to give him a knuckle sandwich, Luigi jumped out of the way, causing Waluigi to miss. This caused him to become off-balanced, and he fell on his face and slid into another trashcan. Luigi found this just as hilarious as him throwing up and proceeded to laugh his head off again. However, Waluigi quickly got back on his feet and began chasing after him. Luigi freaked out and took off, with Waluigi right behind. The two of them then spent until dinnertime racing around the park in such a ridiculous manner that everyone they passed actually thought they were Disney characters doing a skit.
