As they left the Test Track building and headed towards The Land pavilion, Mario stopped and glanced at the park map.

"Why don't we check out Innoventions first?" Mario suggested, "It's on the way to The Land."

"That sounds like a good idea," Peach replied, "Let's go!"

Upon entering Innoventions, the group started to somewhat dissolve and each of them began to look at different things.

"Wow, this is pretty cool!" Luigi exclaimed, looking at a display about product testing, "I'm sure E. Gadd would get a kick out of this!"

"Now that's the way to get around the parks!" Daisy commented when she saw a Cast Member go by on a weird, scooter-like contraption, "What is that thing?"

"It's called a Segway," the Cast Member explained, "you can control where it goes simply by shifting your body weight."

"Pretty impressive! Right, Peach?... Peach?"

Peach, meanwhile, was touring 'The House of the Future,' which contained dozens of high-tech gadgetry for use around the home.

"Hmm... I should really get some of this stuff for the castle..." Peach thought to herself as she looked at all of the stuff on display in the house.

"Hmph..." Wario grumbled, sitting on a bench waiting for the others to finish up, totally uninterested, "All I see here is advertisements for a bunch of expensive junk no one in their right mind would buy..."

"Hey, Waluigi!" Mario called out, since he was the only other one nearby, "Check this out!"

Waluigi walked over to where Mario was standing. It turns out Mario was playing a video game on display in the Disney Interactive part of Innoventions.

"You rang?" Waluigi grunted.

"Look at this cool game I'm playing! You play as some kid named Sora and you go to all these lands biased on Disney movies and save them from these bad guys called the Heartless! The game's called Kingdom Hearts or something like that."

"Say..." Waluigi observed, "Isn't that a Playstation 2 controller?"

Mario glanced down and noticed that, indeed, it was a PS2 controller he was using.

"Erm... Excuse me for a moment," Mario muttered as he ran off to the bathroom to wash his hands.

"Heh, what a loser."

The group eventually got back together and left the Innoventions building. However, during the time they were in there, it was starting to get hot under the Florida sun.

"Oh, man, am I hot..." Wario began, "I'm blazing. I'm on fire. I'm burning up...

"Stop whining about the heat, we'll go somewhere that's air conditioned soon!" Daisy yelled in response.

"The heat? I was talking about my amazing good looks."

"... Well, then, permit me to be somewhat cold..."

"Woah, guys!" Luigi interrupted, "why is there an igloo over there?"

Everyone turned and saw what Luigi was pointing at. Sure enough, there was an Igloo (fake, of course) built adjacent to the Innoventions building, and a snowmobile was right next to it! Above the entrance was the name of the building: Ice Station Cool.

"Hmm... That looks interesting..." Mario pondered, "How about we go in and see what it's all about?"

"Well, ok," Peach answered, "I just hope Soarin' doesn't run out of Fastpasses..."

The group entered Ice Station Cool and discovered that it was, indeed, cool... In fact, it was downright freezing!

"Brr... Ok... I'd... rather... be... out... in... the... heat... right... now..." Waluigi muttered, "It's... really... cold... in... here..."

Waluigi, without warning, suddenly stiffened up and fell flat on his face!

"Heh, look! Waluigi turned into a dork-sicle!" Wario announced, "Ha, ha! What a 'stiff!'"

"You're hilarious, Wario..." Daisy moaned.

After winding through the narrow snow tunnels in the beginning of Ice Station Cool, the route led into a large room full of Coca-Cola products. It was bit warmer, so Waluigi thawed out, but it was still refreshingly cool.

"What the heck?" Wario sputtered, "This place is full of Coke junk! What is it with Disney and advertising stuff to death?"

"Hey, Wario..." Mario taunted, "Isn't that free Coca-Cola I see over there?"

Wario turned towards Mario and saw a bunch of soda dispensers giving out free Coke!

"WOAH! If it's free, to heck with what I just said! OUTA MY WAY!"

Wario ran over to the soda dispensers (pushing about twenty little kids out of his way), stuck his head under one of the nozzles, and began flooding his mouth with Coke. However, after a few seconds, Wario's eyes widened and he immediately began spiting all the soda back up!

"BLEH! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS STUFF? THIS ISN'T COKE! THIS TASTES LIKE GOOMBA POOP!"

Luigi walked up and began to observe what exactly the machines were giving out.

"Ah, here's the problem, Wario!" Luigi explained, "All the sodas here are samples of Coca-Cola from around the world! I think you just drank a sample of Mexican Coke."

"Phff... No kiddin'! It tastes like they put Mexican water in it! Somebody gimme a breath mint!"

While Wario was wallowing in agony, Mario got two cups of Italian Coke and handed one of them to his brother.

"Here, you go, Luigi. Some Italian drinks for Italian bros."

"Thanks, Mario. Here's to the mother country, eh?"

Mario and Luigi took a sip... and immediately, like Wario, began to spit it back out.

"Ugh!" Luigi shuttered, "I guess some things are better left Americanized, huh?"

"Urp... Agreed..." Mario moaned.

"Hey, Mario!" Peach called, "You should try the Japanese Coca-Cola! It's really good!"

"Yeah!" Daisy agreed, "It's got a pretty cool fruity flavor!"

Hesitantly, the Mario Bros. both got a cup of the Japanese coke and took a sip. As it turned out, Peach was right: It was great!

"Wow, this stuff's-a pretty good!" Luigi commented.

"Yeah... Interesting... We thought the Italian Coke tasted horrible but we liked the Japanese Coke... I wonder why? We're Italians, not Japanese!"

Mario and Luigi paused for a moment, and looked towards 'the fourth wall'.

"Eh, never mind," Mario mumbled, "It's not a big deal."

Waluigi, meanwhile, was busy hatching up another little mean plot. He was filling up a cup with all the different Coca-Colas, and then approached Luigi, who had placed his cup of Japanese Coke on the counter.

"Hey, Luigi, ol' pal!" Waluigi greeted his rival as he placed his Coke mix on the counter next to Luigi's Coke, "How's it going?"

"Uh... Pretty good," Luigi replied, "And you?"

"Oh, I've been doing fine!"

Making sure Luigi wasn't looking, Waluigi made his move: He swapped his Coke with Luigi's.

"So, um, what's been your favorite part of the trip so far?" Luigi asked.

"Well, I guess it's been whenever Wario makes a complete idiot out of himself, like just right now! Heh, what a buffoon... He drinks all that soda and he doesn't even realize that it's going to taste awful! Only a moron would drink horrible soda!"

"I wouldn't say that... I drank some Italian Coke thinking I would like it because I'm Italian, but I was wrong. At least I didn't gulp a gallon of it down in one second like Wario did..."

Luigi casually glanced down at the counter and noticed something odd. The Japanese Coke, being fruit flavored, was pink in color, but now his Coke looked like black sludge! Luigi immediately figured out what Waluigi was trying to do and, making sure he wasn't looking, switched the cups back.

"... You see, I only took a sip," Luigi continued casually, "If I had drank the entire cup, then I could probably be called an idiot."

"Yeah! Only a complete moron wouldn't be cautious when drinking this stuff!"

Waluigi grabbed his cup and, thinking it was Luigi's 'safe' Coke, drank the whole thing. Luigi couldn't help but laugh as Waluigi began making the weirdest face he ever saw.

"Ugh... Uh... excuse me... for a... urp... moment..."

Waluigi blasted out of Ice Station Cool, frantically searching for a restroom to throw up in.

"Hey, what's his problem?" Daisy asked.

"Oh, nothing..." Luigi answered, "I just gave him a taste of his own medicine... Literally."