Alright, another fun chapter to write with Kane. I don't know why it's so fun to write him.
Right, well, I don't own Jackie Chan Adventures, but Kane is my own creation.
Onward.
Ten minutes later Monkane was imprisoned in one of the cells within section thirteen. He was smiling smugly at the people outside his cell, which would be most of his cousins, Jade, Charlie, Frank and Seymour.
"So tell me," Kane says, breaking the silence, "when are you going to ask me what I've been doing? I know that that's the question on all of your minds…Except for you Gill, you're wondering how I got out in the first place." Everyone stares at Kane in shock, that was exactly what all of them were thinking.
"How do you keep doing that?" Seymour asks, frustrated, "It's like you can read minds or something."
"Actually dear uncle, that is exactly what I can do." Kane says tilting his head, "I can read minds, I'm actually quite skilled at it. Not only do I know what you're all thinking, but I also know all of your darkest secrets…Though I must say that, dark as all of your secrets are, Charlie's is probably the biggest and most dangerous. Besides Seymour's, of course, but who can top that?"
"Stop playing mind games with us Kane," Jade says "why are you going around the city causing trouble?"
"Well, I have two answers for that, one is my own and it's because it's just plain fun, why else would anyone cause trouble? But there is another reason, one that I actually share with Monk, I know, odd that we agree with each other about anything. But as I said before, I'm looking for someone and the sooner I know she's safe the sooner this whole mess can be over with and you won't have to deal with me anymore." Kane replies, looking like he was quite enjoying this little interview.
Gill somehow understood what Kane had said, "Wait, you telling us that you lost Fare?" Gill asks, when Kane nods Gill laughs and says "Well, that explains where Monk went. We'd better find Fare soon so we can get him back."
By now Jade is thoroughly confused, "Who is this Monk guy that you keep talking about? Why would he only be around when Fare's here?" Kane laughs, amused at her questions, and says "I am Monk." This probably just confused everybody more until Gill explains.
"Our cousin, Monkane, isn't one demon; he's actually two, Monk, and Kane. Obviously you have met Kane, and I'm assuming you don't like him any better then we do. But Monk is completely opposite of him, basically their personalities are like those that they were named after." Gill says.
Jade seems to finally understand, Charlie nods and says "So, Monk's personality must be calm, wise, and non-violent…like that of a Monk. I'm guess that Kane is named after the Cain in the Bible, the father of all murderers."
"Wait," Jade says, looking nervous again, "Does that mean that Kane has killed people." At that question everyone looks at Kane and he shrugs and says "Sorry to disappoint you, but no, I haven't, at least, not yet."
"Anyways," Charlie says, trying to ignore the fact that Kane just said that he would kill someday, "Why are you looking for Fare? What's so special about her?" Gill shakes his head and says "Fare is our younger cousin. Before she was born there was only Kane, Monk didn't exist, or at least we'd never seen him before. Somehow, after Fare was born Kane instantly became Monk when he was around her, none of us understand why."
Charlie shrugs and says "You guys are demons, logic doesn't exist for you guys at all." To which Gill says "That's true, but Kane, why are you looking for Fare?"
"Well, to be honest I'm not sure." Kane replies, looking confused, "I know that once we find her that I won't be in control of the body anymore, Monk will, but I still want her to be okay. It must be some that Monk cares for the girl so much that some of his care has rubbed off on me, but I do admit that it's weird."
Seymour walks up to the bars and says "If we get you out and help you find Fare then will you cooperate with us?" Kane grins mischievously at that and says, "I demon swear it," and he sticks his hand out of the bars. Seymour retracts his hand and says "You also can't tell anybody mine or Charlie's secrets…or anybodies, at that." Kane nods and Seymour grips hands with him. Once their hands touch there comes out of them two flames, a dark purple one, and a brown one.
"So the conditions are that we get you out of this prison and help you find Fare, while your part is to keep our secrets and cooperate." Seymour says, to verify. Kane nods, happy with the terms. When the flames die down Seymour steps back to let Frank get to the bars. Using the power of the ox talisman Frank breaks the bars apart so that Kane could get out.
"So, do you know anything about where Fare is?" Frank asks.
"Well, I know who took her." Kane says, stretching, "Some weird muscular red haired guy who talked quite hilariously. Oh, and there was also a guy doing nothing, green suite, white hair, british accent, maybe you know the guy."
"Tch, of course I know who those guys are." Jade says, "So maybe we'd better get Jackie to help us out with this."
"Chan? We don't need Chan's help," Frank says, "I could easily get Valmont to talk, quicker then Chan can, that's for sure."
"Uh, Frank, are you okay?" Jade asks, worried about Frank's strange behavior all of a sudden. Kane scoffs and says "I thought it was obvious, even if you can't read minds. That's not Frank, he's gone Shendu on us."
Okay, Frank is now completely possessed by Shendu, let's see if I can write that. So, we now know that Monkane has multiple personalities, I bet you weren't expecting that, and if you were…well then, kudos to you.
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