DISCLAIMER: Author is standing out in the middle of a field, a voilent storm is brewing around her. All around the edges of this field are tons of wood critters watching. She raises a single arm towards the sky and it soon becomes obvious that this is some sort of test. "I, the author, swear that Gundam Wing, Invader Zim and both shows' respective characters are the sole property of their original creators and their current owners alone and are NOT MINE! And may I be struck down with lightning if I lie!" Two minutes go by, nothing happens. Author lets her arm go and then shrugs. "Well, glad that's over! I'm hungry. Hey who want's pizza?" "Oh ME ME ME!" And so the clouds clear and some really cheesy meadow music starts playing as all the little hungry animals start following her off stage. And they all live happily ever-after until the NEXT TIME that I have to write a stupid disclaimer that is already so obvious anyway!...

Chapter 2: Kidnapping Gir!

The portal opened, dumping a brown haired girl, complete with wings, onto the sidewalk of the 'Invader Zim' cartoon world. Hiki got up and streched her newly aquired white wings, grateful that the telepathnic transmorphic drive had detected her preferences. Her other freshly aquired ability was electrical control over forcefields. She intended to change those options around a bit when visiting some of the other worlds, but for now she was satisfied and proceeded to skip absent mindedly through the streets humming like an idiot. Her mission; to find the invader called Zim's house and to steal his robot Gir.

Hiki really liked this particular cartoon, but upon observing the creepily drawn world surrounding her, she was glad that she was only here for a short while. Oh yes, she would be back to terrorise the cast of Invader Zim. She couldn't just visit every other favourite show on her list and not include them. But this place was way creepier when you were actually in it rather than just viewing it from the safety of the T.V.

She stopped and dropped everthing to take a look at her hands. She let out a gasp in shock! She had suspected that when she appeared she would be melded into the style of the dimension. But the way her hands where drawn 'here' truly freaked her out. She didn't even want to look at the rest of her reflection.

"Whats the matter, alien?" came a familiar voice down in front of her that jolted her from her thoughts. "Don't like the condition here on Earth?"

Hiki paused as she looked down at the wide-eyed boy in glasses smirking in front of her. He held a pair of high tech opened handcuffs, wore a black trench coat over a blue smiley faced shirt and also wore oversized black boots. His black hair had a cowlick at the front that swept up and backwards over the top of his hair like a scythe. Hiki slowly started to smile a big, maniackle grin.

"DIIIIB!" She squeeled at her favourite IZ character, causing him to back away fearfully before she scooped him up in a tightly embraced hug!

"Please gasp! let wheeze! go of me! I need to cough) breath!"

"Oh, right," she said quickly, putting him down. Dib backed off a few yards before asking the next question.

"Uhhh... do I know you?" he proceeded cautiously while eying the alien maniac.

"Nope. But I know you. Along with probably thousands of other IZ fangirls who think that you, by far, are the better character than Zim."

"Aaaarrrrgghh!" Dib yelled fearfully and jumped back. "You're a f.. f.. f.. f.."

"Fangirl?"

Dib gulped and nodded. "How did you get here??! Are there more coming??! Pleeeaaasse don't hurt me! I've got to warn Zim!"

"Chill out! I'm the only one. I got here through this device here." Hiki held up the radar-type-thingy. "I'm traveling through multi-fandoms and I came here to steal Zim's robot, Gir, and then off I'll be. It's for a few massacre - I mean harmless pranks that I'm going to pull on the cast of Gundam Wing."

"Okay..." Dib said slowly, eyeing the device and edging closer and closer. He made a lunge for it, but Hiki put up a forcfield which Dib painfully bounced off of, causing him to hit the hard pavement behind him.

"I'm sorry!" Dib stated with trembling in his voice. "But I can''t allow you to bring anymore fangirls in here! Do you think we don't know everytime you people publish something horrible about us? We opened a web-gate to you via the internet a long time ago and we still wake-up screaming with nightmares! What you people have decided to do with me, Gaz, Zim, Tak and the rest of them, it's," he shuddered,"it's disgusting! If more of your kind were allowed to come through into to our world, we'd be doomed!"

Hmmm. Hiki thought it over and saw an opportunity. "Chill! Ok? I'm not that bad! (Pfft! Yeah right!) This is my first fanfic, so give me a break! It's not even about you, Zim, Gaz or whoever else is in here anyway! It's about Gundam Wing! Alright? I'm here to pick up the robot, then leave. Now if you could just point me in the right direction, or possibly walk me there, I'll take my robot and go and I won't bring any more fangirls to your dimension. Is that cool?"

Dib thought about it. It was just a useless little robot. And as far as he knew, Zim hated the thing. Still, he had to ask. "And what if I don't?"

Hiki squinted her eyes and dark clouds gathered overhead, much like when Gaz was angry. Dib let out a strangled gasp when blue energy balls began to power up in her hands.

"Then I just stay here and decide to reign havic on your little neck of the woods instead!"

Oh. "That's o-ok, " he stammered, "I'll take you there. J-just follow me."

Suddenly, the sky cleared, the sun shone, the birds whistled – no, wait, I hate that! 'Tweeet!!' 'Snap!' 'Crack!' That's better – and Hiki's face cheered up.

"Thank-you! That's better!" She sweetly smiled and they both began the treacherous, long walk to Zim's. They walked and they walked and they...

"We're here!" Dib stated a few houses down. Hiki smacked her head. Duh! Wierd green house, pink roof with knomes on the lawn. How could she have missed it?

Hiki started up the pathway to the front door, stopping mid-way to turn back to Dib. "Are you coming?" It was more of a threat than a question. Dib motioned to the robotic knomes on either side of the front lawn. They were now moving in on her position, lasers ready to fire. Hiki sighed and put up a forcefield on either side of her. The lasers bounced harmlessly off. She glared back at Dib. "Are. You. Coming?" He came.

Dib paused when they reached the front door, unsure whether or not to knock. Hiki just knocked. Zim, the kid-sized alien, opened the door wearing a facial mask and cucumbers over his eyes.

Dib scoffed. Hiki repressed a giggle. "Zim, my name is Hiki and I would just like to know if..."

"Who are you?!" Zim screeched with the cucombers still on his eyes. Dib sighed. He knew what was coming next.

"I said my name is Hiki and I would like to inquire about..."

"Who are you?!" Zim screamed even louder.

"Well, comma if you would let me explain, comma I..."

"Who. Are. You" Hiki impatiently pressed her lips together and decided, followed by Dib, to slip past Zim and into the house while he still stood yelling his head off through the front door.

"Gir?" she called out, walking through the house. "Gi-ir?" She reached into the multi-dimensional storage bag and pulled out a fistfull of pink heart-shaped candies. "Oh Gi-ir?" she cried again, shaking the candy so that the little robot could hear her. "I've got candy for you!"

"Yaaaaaaaaay!" The insanely happy, high pitched squeal could be heard everywhere as the teal lit robot rampaged towards them. "Candiiieeess"

"Yes, Gir, candies," Hiki said, handing them over to Gir, who immediantly snatched and guzzled them all down. "And would you like to have some more candies, Gir?"

The robot stuck out his tongue and manically nodded his head.

"Good. Well, Gir, I would like you to come with me on an adventure."

"With candies?"

"Yes Gir. Lots of candies. Oh, the candies I shall give."

"Yaay! Where are we going?" His blue eyes shone up at her inquisitively.

"We're going on a camping trip!"

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Yay! Wow!"

"Good. So are you coming?"

"Yes."

"Good. Oh, and one more thing, Gir, where's you're off switch?"

"Oh that's easy!" Gir gave a really, really big grin and clapped his hands. He imediantly fell to the ground and turned off.

Hiki and Dib just stood there for a moment, unable to comprehend why anyone would give a robot such a dumb switch. Hiki was the first to recover, grabbing Gir and stuffing him into her bag. She fired up the radar and it opend another portal. As she grabbed her equipment and stepped halfway through she turned quickly behind her to face Dib.

"Oh and Dibby?" she called in a high-pitched tone.

Dib winced. "Yes."

"Don't worry, cause after I'm done wreaking havic on one or more of the other worlds, I'll come back to mess up here!" And with that, she turned back and jumped straight through the portal, leaving a very wide-eyed and petrified Dib to stare after her as it closed.

Zim, who had finally peeled the cucumbers off of his eyes came trotting silently beside him.

"Hi Dib."

"Hi Zim."

"Get out of my house!"

"Okay! I'm going! I'm going!"

The portal opened and spat Hiki out into a much more graceful, beautifully drawn forest. Hiki got up, pulled out a mirror and admired her new anime reflection. Her purple, almond shaped eyes were bigger now, accentuating the characteristics of her new, manga drawn face. She gave a quick stretch-test of her wings – yes, they still worked – and then got right down to business. She wasted no time in pulling out various different high-tech items from her bag and chucking them on the ground. They all transformed and expanded out, turning the campsite into miniture high-tech war base.

"Now," she cackled, rubbing her hand together maniacly – yep, she was talking to herself again. "To launch my own miniture war and get revenge upon the GW boys, when they did nothing to me in the first place! AHA! AHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (The scary thing here is, I'm cackling about it in real life.)

Then she took out a scanning device and flew off in search of the poor, innocent Gundam kids. What kind of havoc awaited for her to do ahead? And, more to the point, how should I write this so that I don't look as lame as I do now...

It was mid-morning, and Duo, just waking up like any other work-free mid-morning, decided to go to the fridge and get a drink. He was still dressed in a black, long-sleeved pajama top and his 'DeathScythe Gundam Wing' boxers when he opened the fridge door, grabbed the milk carton and lifted it to his lips.

"Use a glass." he heard a feminine voice say from behind him.

"Sorry," he apologised. His mind was still foggy as he grabbed the glass, poured the milk in, took a gulp and swung around spitting it all in the winged girl's face!Frowning, she wiped the milk from her delicate features.

The first thing Duo had noticed were her wings. Big, fluffy, pure white wings. This scared him, as he quickly backed himself against the nearest and farthest corner of the kitchen counter and cried.

"We died, didn't we?" he asked, his voice trembling with fear. "We all got killed in our sleep last night, and you're an angel here for our souls, right?"

Hiki just stood there, watching the weeping Duo. She started shaking. Finally, she couldn't hold it in anymore and she burst out laughing! "An angel!" she repeated, holding her aching sides. "He thinks he's dead! He thinks I'm an angel!" She continued on with her heavy laughing.

Duo started to calm down at the same time, studying the wierd girl. Could she be an engineered assasin?

"Are you her to kill us, then? Are you from Oz?"

"Nope. ," she replied wiping the tears from her eyes. "But I'm far, far worse. I'm here to make your everyday lives a living nightmare by irritating all of you far more than even you, Duo, are capable of handling."

"What? You're nuts!"

"Why yes, yes I am." She nodded her head in agreement.

"Who does that?"

"Hang-on a minute," she said, removing some of the lint from under her nail. "Okay, continue."

Duo just looked at her. This girl was insane!

Click. Went the sound of a readied gun next to her ear. "Don't move. Stay right there," Heero said evenly. The rest of the guys were standing almost behind him, all holding their guns. Except for Quatre, who was trembling and cuddling his teddy-bear.

"Careful, Heero, she not right up here." Duo motioned to his head.

"Yes, Heero," Hiki stated in agreeance and turned Heeros way, "Put the gun down. You'll only waste a bullet, anyway."

Heero stepped back and held the gun up sharply, "Hands above you're head. Do it now! I said do it!".

Hiki reached for the gun. BANG! Heero shot her in the head! She clasped her hands over her face. "Aaarrgghh!" she cried, "I'm bleeeeeeding!"

Everyone was in shock and grossed out! Quatre started to cry!

"Just kidding." She smiled and her hands came off her head. There wasn't a mark there! Everyone was now backing away for their lives! Quatre started to whimper-bawl!

"Ahh, Quatre, grow a backbone," Hiki said.

Out of habit, Wufei snorted. "This is coming from a crazy onna."

At this, Hiki trapped Wufie in a forcefield and stalked up to him. He tried desprately to get away.

"Wuffie, as a 'girl' I take offense to that comment. So I just wanted to give you this." She removed the forcefield and kicked Wufie in the shin.

"OOOOOWWWW!" he cried and hopped around in pain.

Hiki grinned. "Well, that was fun." Everyone gave her incredeous looks as she started walking towards the door, stopping once to call back over her shoulder, "And don't worry boys, I'll be back."

Her words still resounded in their ears as she walked away. Wufei finally stopped hopping and bent over to take care of his poor, sore shin. Trowa was patting the crying Quatre on the back, calming him down, telling him it was okay. Heero was studying the now recovered flattened bullet. Duo was busy thinking how it was such a shame that a girl that hot could be so nuts. How they would handle her, what they were going to do, they did not know. But one thing was for sure...

"Wait a second!" All heads turned to the doorway too see the irrational girl come back in. "Just one more thing." They watched as she ran up to Wufei and kicked him in the other shin. "Owww! What did you do that for?!"

Hiki just closed her eyes and gave an insanely cheerful grin. "I just never seem to get sick of it." She giggled and skipped back out the door.

Everyone froze there, blinking, until Quatre started crying again, and Wufei started joining him. And one thing was for sure...

...eh forget it. I got nothin'.