Who are you?!

Queen Frigga had been nice enough to let me use the bifrost in order to get back to the avengers tower. She wasn't going to make me talk to Odin and explain to him how I'm here. So that was awesome. What's not awesome is how I managed to end up here, the avengers were so going to hear about this when I go back. But at the current moment I was walking down the bifrost with Frigga, Sif, the warriors three, Alvis and Jayfeather. Frandal and Volstagg were telling a story,

"-Then, I narrowly avoided getting my arm chopped off as a bandit that was hiding in the foliage jumped me from behind!" Frandal went on.

"He would had have his head removed from his very shoulders had I and Sif not stepping in in time." Volstagg add.

"Please! I could have easily dealt with those fiends!"

"Like a bilgesnipe could dance!"

They went on like this for the whole trip, arguing about how the story 'actually went'. It was more interesting to listen to them fight then the story they were telling.

"So Alvis," I said in a low voice as to not interrupt Frandal and Volstagg. "What's your job? I heard it was being a caption right?"

"Indeed it is, I am caption of the elite guard here in Asgard. When you landed here I was in the middle of training new guards to join the elite. Impressive entrance by the way." Alvis told me with a smile.

"Impressive, right. Cause thats what it's called when you crash land on a table. For the second time in a row."

"I'm sorry?"

"Nothing."

"Alright, but lady Chilly may I ask you something?"

"Okay."

"I sense some hostility between you and lady Sif. Is it anything you would be willing to discuss?" I glanced at Sif whose attention wasn't on us.

"All that happened was that Sif and I got in a small fight the last time I was here and we've had a silent agreement not to become friends. Ever."

Alvis thought about it for a moment.

"Don't you think," He said to me, "That if something terrible is coming, that you should make as many allies as possible?"

"Probably, but I think she wants to be my friend as much as a balloon wants to be friends with a cactus." I didn't think he knew what a balloon or cactus was but he understood my meaning.

"I see, but you never know. Maybe a talk between the two of you would do wonders, it might serve you well in the time to come." I looked at him, then to Sif. Sighing I slid over to her.

"Hi." I said, Sif frowned.

"What do you want?" Well if she was going to act like that why did I have to talk to her? I looked at Alvis and he gave me a meaningful stare.

"I just wanted to say... Sorry. You know, about the first time we met. That whole, 'Bring it on bitch' thing. I think that we got off on the wrong foot and maybe we should try again?"

"Just like that, all is forgiven between us? Why should I?" She asked me.

"Well you never know when you're going to need someone to watch your back in a fight." I tried, Sif faced a head with a thoughtful expression.

"We shall see lady Chilly. But I do not think us being allies will end well." I nodded back and went over to Alvis.

"Okay you were right." I admitted, he shook his head.

"No, I only spoke the obvious."

Then we had arrived at the end of the rainbow, it wasn't exactly a pot of gold but a magical transporter works just as well.

"Hi Heimdal!" I said, Heimdal tilted his head slightly.

"Greetings lady Chilly. You were the one to land in Asgard so unexpectedly. I first wondered who it was until you spoke the name of your companion."

"Yeah, surprise. So why couldn't you tell it was me exactly?"

"Because the magic used to bring you here covered you and Jayfeather, blocking you from my sight, even now it still hides you. Had I known it was you I would have sent warning."

"I thank you Heimdal," Frigga said, "For that even though Chilly was no enemy, you still sent word of her arrival."

"Of course my queen, I believe that lady Chilly wished to be sent back to the avenger's tower?"

"Yes, lady Chilly it was a pleasure seeing you again." I bowed to her,

"I'm sure this won't be the last time I see you guys." I went and stood in front of the portal, "Bye!" Jayfeather roared good bye.

"Farewell, lady Chilly, Jayfeather." Said Frandal,

"Safe travels." Said Volstagg, Hogun just gave me a nod and Sif said nothing but looked at me curiously.

Heimdal inserted his sword into the mechanism, activating the portal, sending me and Jayfeather back to earth.

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Peter Parker had decided to go back to the avenger's tower to see what the plan was. Aunt May and uncle Ben had agreed that he should go. Taking Rose, he flew back to the tower to wait for them. He was thinking about what the plan might be until he saw a rainbow of light shoot down out of nowhere and on top of the tower. His spidey powers gave him the ability to see from vast distances so he was able to see a figure appear from where the light was. It disappeared and Peter knew it went into the tower.

"Hurry Rose, we need to get to the tower fast." Peter told the pink horse. Rose picked up speed and shot toward the tower.

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As I climbed off the roof and making my way to the kitchen I shouted for the avengers.

"Hey guys, where are you?" But the apparently the tower was completely empty. Jayfeather looked at me.

"Don't look at me like that, how should I know where they are?" My mind instantly went to the worst possible conclusion.

"Oh my god what if their dead?" Jayfeather shook his head and seemed to roll his eyes. He changed into a cat and jumped into my arms.

"Okay you're right they're hopefully not dead. How about we split up? I'll get the kitchen and living room, you get lab?" Jayfeather meowed in agreement.

"That is unnecessary Chilly," A voice from above said, it was JARVIS.

"Hey JARVIS long time no- well I don't see you anyway so, long time no speak?"

"Yes Chilly, but you need not look for the avengers because they are at the SHIELD helicarrier. They were trying to summon you with the Space Gem."

"Well I'm here now, so do you know when they're coming back?"

"Mr. Stark has informed me they are on their way right now.

"Awesome," Me and Jayfeather entered the living room, I headed to the kitchen and placed Jayfeather on the counter then got a slice of pizza from the fridge. I looked out the windows and nearly choked on my bite of food. Now you're gonna think I lost it but I swear there was a flying, pink, horse coming towards the tower. And it looked like someone was on it's back.

"What the hell?" Jayfeather growled and his fur bristled. I dropped my pizza when the horse landed on the Iron man landed platform. And then none other than Peter Parker jumped off it's back in full superhero costume and ran towards me.

"Uh, hi-" I started,

"Stop, don't move! Who are you? What are you doing here?" Peter demanded, Jayfeather snarled and morphed into a his panther from, Peter paused but his pink horse whinnied and charged Jayfeather, rearing back and almost landing on Jayfeather. While I was concerned for Jayfeather Peter took that moment to try and hit me with some of his Spider man webs. But luckily I got a shield up in time so the just slid right off.

"whoa whoa! Hold up!" I said as he shot more and more webs, "Wait I'm a friend I'm a-"

But he wasn't listening and try to jump on the force field, I let the shield go and rolled out of the way so Peter actually landed on top of the counter. I summoned my ice sword and bravely jumped behind the sofa. Totally not hiding or anything.

Jayfeather roared as the horse kicked him in the side with a hoof, so of course I brilliantly stood up getting ready to run over there, only to have Parker shoot a web over my mouth and nose. Just great. I dropped my sword and started to claw at the webbing, it didn't do anything to help. I expected Peter to come over and tie me up but instead he went and started to attack Jayfeather as well. Oh hell no, you can attack me, but you better not touch Jayfeather. Forming an ice dagger I cut through the webbing and gasped for air. I'm fairly sure that I looked ridiculous with the webbing covering my mouth and nose with a slit for air, but at least the avengers weren't around to see me.

"Yo Parker!" Peter whipped around as I threw my dagger at him, he was distracted for a brief moment and I vaulted myself over the couch and tackle him. The pink horse was startled so Jayfeather jumped on it's back and dug his claws into it as to not fall off when it started to buck and kick.

"How do you know my name!" Peter yelled as we fought,

"I was trying to tell you I'm-"

The elevator doors dinged open. And out stepped the avengers.

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When the avengers were told by JARVIS that there was a problem happening on the top floor, they didn't expect to step out onto a battlefield.

Peter and Rose were in a fierce battle between two figures it took them a few seconds to identify.

"Chilly!" Cried Steve who was now carrying the new girl. Bowtie barked and changed into a wolf before racing over to Jayfeather. Jayfeather froze for a second but that was all Rose needed to toss him off. Bowtie growled at Rose before going over to Jayfeather to see if he was alright.

"Wait, that's Chilly?" Peter asked as they separated, Chilly was busily trying to tear something off her face before she muttered and magiced it off.

"Yeah genius, thats what I've been trying to tell you. Don't know if you've heard of me or- wait," She looked back and forth from the avengers to Peter.

"YOU REPLACED ME?" She shrieked, "WITH HIM!"

"Now Chilly that's not what happened," Loki said,

"HIM?" She said furiously pointing at Peter who took off his mask.

"Fury said he had to join the team when a giant lizard attacked New York and we were in London for a beauty pageant." Tony said. Chilly stopped.

"You were in London for what?" She said confused,

"It's a long story, we'll tell you later. But now I think it's time for introductions." Pointing to Peter Tony said,

"This is Peter-"

"Parker AKA Spider man, yeah I know." Chilly interrupted, "But uh, what's with the horse over there?" She gestured to Rose,

"That is Rose." Said Bruce, "He's kind of a part of the team now."

"He?"

"Yes." Loki walked over to where Rose was standing shakily, Rose had a scratched from where Jayfeather had gotten him. Loki quickly healed them and Rose snorted softly.

"There all better, now Chilly," Loki turned to her. "Do you know who this is?" He pointed to the girl in Steve's arms. Chilly gasped.

"Ember?! But- but, how did she get here?" Chilly said rushing over to her apparent friend. She checked her for a pulse.

"What did you do to her?"

"Coulson just hit her with a tranquilizer dart. She'll be fine." Natasha said unconcerned, she was carrying the flaming scythe that, Ember, made appear.

"...Coulson? Phil Coulson? Coulson who is dead... That Coulson?"

The avengers remembered that Chilly had just gotten here and didn't know what had happened in the last few months.

"We have a lot to tell you."

The avengers are going to have a lot of explaining to do, like what's with the trophies, magic scoreboard, and why Ember was hit with a dart from zombie Coulson. Ember's not going to be happy when she wakes up.

Quick poll for you guys, do you think Chilly and Jayfeather should join team Frost or team Iron?