This one makes barely any sense, but hey, it's upbeat. (: No flames please! I just sent my fireproof suit to the shop for repairs.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Pokemon. But I wish I had an Ash hat.
"Pokemon Time!"
to the tune of "ABC" by the Jackson 5
You wanna be a master!
But you haven't, haven't got a clue.
I-I-I, I can teach you, I know what to do.
Hey, you gotta know the rules, yeah yeah yeah!
I'm gonna teach you all about Poke's!
Learn about little Togepi,
Maybe even awesome Butterfree!
Pokemon,
We know they're number one!
We're learning 'bout Pokemon, number one, have some fun,
This is Pokemon time!
(x2)
(insert random rambling!)
This little thing's a Pokeball,
You're gonna use it when you wanna catch.
(No, no, no)
Not like that! Don't hurt the poor Rattata!
Try again, you'll get the hang-hang-hang-hang…
Ketchum is a masta'!
Breeder's name is Brock!
And Misty too, she's waterproof!
Watch the way she battles,
Water power! Hey!
Pokemon,
We know they're number one!
We're learnin' bout Pokemon, number one, have some fun,
This is Pokemon time!
(x2)
That's how easy training be!
That's how easy training be!
That's how easy training be!
Pokemon!
Number one!