Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. If I did, do you think I would be sitting here during my spare time writing song parodies for it? D:
"Man, I Feel Like a Rocket"
to the tune of "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Let's go, Meowth!
Today will be the day
Today we'll get our way,
Gonna steal that Pikachu-u-u-u-u!
Undercover-dressed,
Would've never guessed
That it was me and you-u-u-u-u!
No silly motto,
No funky plot, oh—
Those things will just slow us down!
We've gotta be
A sneaky-sneaky three
And James, don't wear that horrible go-o-own!
The best thing about being a Rocket
Is the prerogative to be a little thief, and—
Oh, oh, oh!
That Meowth blew our cover!
Meowth, you're such a bother!
Don't talk!
Don't talk!
No, no, no!
Pikachu's ours!
Well, he would be if we tried…
Oh, oh, oh!
Gonna be blasting!
Then we'll be fasting!
We've got no food,
Dare to intrude,
Oh, oh, oh!
Wanna succeed, yeah, and please the boss once more…
Man, I feel like a Rocket!
We sure need a break,
I think that we should make
A new Meo-owth parachuuute!
We don't need the twerps,
Besides, those shocks still hurt.
Why don't we just make rubber suits?
The best thing about being a Rocket
Is the prerogative to be a little thief and—
Oh, oh, oh!
Be totally rule-free
That's how it'll sure be
James, Meowth, and Jess!
Whoa-oh-oh,
Stealing those val-u-ables and rares, oh yes!
Yo, yo, yo!
Lives full of action!
Team interaction!
Arbok and Weez-
Wobbufet, please!
N-no, no, no!
Don't pop up like that, you give us quite a scare…
Man, I feel like a Rocket!
The best thing about being a Rocket
Is the prerogative to be a little thief!
(Thief, thief…)
Hey, hey, hey!
We gotta distract them!
And then we'll steal Ketchum's
Po-po-ke-mon!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Really go wild, yeah, we gotta steal 'em all!
Oh, oh, oh!
In-your-face action!
A fatal attack-tion!
Poison sting here!
Smog attack there!
Go, go, go!
Wanna feel free, yeah, to steal the way I steal…
Man, I feel like a Rocket!