This is a fictional somewhat-cheesy account of Ash's goodbye when he first started his journey. I was thinking about it, and Ash was only ten when he started his journey… that seems a bit young for me to be leaving home to travel the country. xD So that's where this whole thing sprouted from, and that's why Ash seems like such a mama's boy. In this song… parody… thing... song-parody-thing, Gary tries to take advantage of the younger boy's attachment to his mother to lessen the competition. Oh my.

"Pokemon Rhapsody"
to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

(Right before Ash leaves)

Mrs. Ketchum:
Is Ash a big boy?
Is he now re-a-dy?
He may be ten now,
But he's still just my ba-a-by.
This is the day,
He'll journey, he'll go awaaaay…

Ash:
Yes, I'm a big boy.
Yes, I'm now re-a-dy.
Mom, I'll be training here, training there.
Yes, Mom, yes. I'll take care.

Mrs. Ketchum:
Anyway, goodbye now!
Just make sure you still think of me…
Of me.

(Earlier the previous day)

Gary:
Ashy, it's time to train.
No more time for staying home.
Gotta pack and gotta roam.
Ashy, now it's time to run!
And now you've gotta leave this life behind.

Ash:
Gary! That can't be true!
I'm gonna miss my mom;
if I leave her, who's gonna keep her comp'ny?

Gary:
What a wimp, what a wimp…
I guess you're just not ready.

(After Gary talked to Ash)

Mrs. Ketchum:
Ashy, you look quite sad.
I think you need some tea.
Take my hand and come with me.

Ash:
No, Mom, you don't get it… that's not what's wrong.
See, I talked to Gary, and I have some news.
Mama... Ooooooh…
I don't wanna leave!
I wish I'd never talked to that Gary Oak…

(Random Pokemon Medley)

Oddish:
I think I kinda look like radishes on legs.

Pikachu:
Pikachu! Pikachu!

Weepinbell:
Why, I look like a mango!

Dragonair and Dewgong,
Very, very cool, oh gee!
Nidorina, Nidorino, Aerodactyl, Pidgeotto!

Pokemon are on the go!
Magnifico!

Spearow:
I'm just a small bird, nobody loves me. cry

Tangela:
I'm still a shy one. Chances are, I will flee.

Leer, Water Gun, Hyper Beam, Razor Leaf!
Parasect, Butterfree, buggies from the tree.

Trainer:
I'll catch you…

Pokemon:
NO! You will not catch us, foe!

Trainer:
I'll catch you…

Pokemon:
No, trainer, you will not catch us! Go!

Trainer:
I'll catch you…

Pokemon:
Yo trainer! Can't you leave us alone?

I'll catch you—
Just leave us alone—
I'll catch you—
Just leave us alone—
GO POKEBA-A-AALL!

Pokemon:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Trainer:
Oh, now I've got you, now I've caught you!

Caught Pokemon:
Yup, he's got me now fo'sho.

Ash:
These Pokemon are my future, they're my destiny…
For me, for meeeeee!

(Talking to Gary later on)

Ash:
So you thought you could fool me and get me to sta-a-ay?
There'd be less competition, and you'd get your wa-a-ay.
No, Gary.
Can't fool me with that, Gary!
I'm gonna go train,
I'm gonna go train, yes I will.

(Ash's farewell)

Mom, we've got to go now.
Take care, I will too.
Time to say goodbye now.
Love, your kiddo and Pi-kachuuuuuu

No, I don't really have a lot of time on my hands.
I just use this as a way to get my mind of things once in a while.
Flames are used to make smores. n.n