*An angel descends from wherever angels chill before getting hired to deliver messages*
*Angel clears throat and begins to read*
Dear all readers that cut or self harm,
I have come to realize with my past chapters that have included Vali I have not put a warning for triggers. I wish to apologize profusely for any harm this might have caused you. If you have hurt yourself because of this I want you to know that I will now be putting warnings at the start of each chapter that involves self harm. Thank you.
*The angel gives everyone a cookie of their choice before flying off to the club*
You can't ground me!
I sat on the couch with my arms crossed in front of my chest. Right now it was really just the captain who was chewing me out, everyone else had left to do something else. Only Ember, Jayfeather and Bowtie remained.
So admittedly, maybe making a deal with a super villain wasn't the best choice I've ever made. But I had to get Ember back no matter what, even though I still had no idea what they might ask for later. But it was all good because I did get Ember back, right?... RIGHT?
"Chilly, that was an insane move, even for you. I mean what were you thinking! We don't have a clue what Amora could ask for. And you agreed that no matter what it was we would give it to her."
"But it was to get back Ember so I think we're fine! You were hesitating on whether or not to actually trade Ember at all. I had to step in!"
"We would have figured out something else."
"She wouldn't have accepted anything else." Ember said butting in.
"And how do you know?" Steve said a little angrily, he was seriously not happy about what I had done.
"Well duh, I was her captive for three days. She didn't try to keep me in the dark... And where you guys really going to let her take me back? "
"No of course not. But we do have a problem."
"There's nothing we can do about it now." Then quickly standing I said, "So if that's just it I'll go and-"
"SIT, down." Steve commanded "I don't even know what to do with you Chilly. I have half a mind to send you to your room."
Ember snickered and tried to cover it up as my mouth fell open.
"YOU CAN'T GROUND ME!" I shrieked. Was he really thinking that was an option!? One word Stevey boy, NOPE.
"Dude, do you honestly think that sending her to her room would stop her from doing something like that again?" Ember said laughing. "You'll have to do better than that." I looked at her, I couldn't tell if she was trying to help me, or trying to get Steve to give me a worse punishment than sending me to my room. (Which, must I tell you, they'd have to drag me kicking and screaming.)
"And what would you suggest?" Steve asked her. Ember shrugged, but I could see something in her eyes that I couldn't identify. What was she thinking?
"If I think of something I'll tell you, but for the current moment I'll give you a rundown of what it was like being the captive of a super villain." Ember said, Steve nodded and we settled in as Ember begin describing what had happened after she had been kidnapped.
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Alvis walked the rainbow bridge. He could have taken his horse but he wanted to take the time to think before he consulted with Heimdal.
Before lady Chilly had Alvis had felt something stirring in the air. Her arrival had only confirmed what he had started to think, change was coming. He just didn't know when, but he had a feeling it would be soon, if it hadn't started already.
"Gatekeeper." Alvis said when he was in appropriate range. "I wish to know something."
"Captain Alvis." Heimdal acknowledged, "I know of your question but the answer is uncertain. I too have also felt something coming, but when Asgard will be in danger, I will not know until it is possibly too late."
"Will the titan comes will he come for Asgard first or another of the nine worlds?"
"That is also unknown." Heimdal said and Alvis frowned. It was his job as captain to prepare the troops for war. Which means he'll have to hurry up and train the new elite guards faster, the ones that lady Chilly had interrupted when she appeared in Asgard.
"You are suggesting we prepare for an immediate attack?" Said Alvis.
"I am saying we should be ready at a moments notice."
"Thank you Heimdal for your advice, I will be sure to follow it." Alvis bowed but before he left he asked Heimdal one more question. "And do you know what of lady Chilly? Did she make it back to her mortal friends?" Heimdal nodded.
"She has, though at the current moment she will be rather distraught."
"Why? Has something bad befallen her?" Alvis asked worried that the mortal was in a danger of some sort.
"Of a kind. But trust me when I say she will be fine. Now I would suggest you go back to the palace training grounds." Alvis bowed once again and left, wondering what had happened to lady Chilly.
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Ember laid wide awake in bed. After she had explained what had happened to her when she was kidnapped, (But for some reason she wasn't sure of leaving out the strange intruder.) She had been shown to where she would be sleeping. Chilly had protested and said that Ember could sleep in her room on the couch, Ember rejected the idea. She turned and stared at the alarm clock on her night stand. It was a little past twelve. It was her first night in the tower but she couldn't sleep. She had an idea. She had it when Steve was threatening to send Chilly to her room. Though how she was going to effectively pull it off she wasn't sure, she just hoped that Chilly was a heavy sleeper.
"JARVIS?" Ember whispered, when JARVIS answered it sounded like he was shouting in the quiet night.
"Yes Ember?" JARVIS replied.
"SHHHHHHHHH!" Ember shushed franticly.
"Sorry Ember, is this better?" JARVIS had lowered his voice so it was like he was whispering too.
"Yep. Now, is Chilly asleep?"
"Chilly fell asleep at eleven forty two."
"Awesome. She's gonna love this." Ember said rather mischievously.
"And may I ask what it is she will love?" JARVIS inquired.
"I'm going to give her something she'll never forget, and maybe never forgive me for doing. But a question."
"Yes?"
"Do you have fast acting hair dye in the tower somewhere?"
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Ember and Tony slowly creeped into Chilly's room. Ember had woken up Tony after she had gotten the hair dye.
"You sure about this?" Tony asked as they stood over Chilly's body. Ember nodded.
"Oh yeah."
"This should rack up a couple of prank points."
"No kidding. Now hold this." Ember passed him her scythe and then proceed to try and get as much of Chilly's hair out from under her. Chilly mutter something in her sleep before rolling over and making Ember and Tony's job a lot easier. Jayfeather suddenly yawned and stared at them.
"Jayfeather," Ember whispered, "I promise we're not going to hurt Chilly so if you could like not kill us that would be awesome." Jayfeather stared at them for a while before lying his head back down and presumably falling back to sleep. Ember grinned.
"Let's do this."
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Can I ask you a question? Do you think I should murder Ember before or after I get revenge on her for what she did to my hair?
Because when I went into the bathroom this morning, I looked in the mirror. And do you know what I saw? Not my usual colored hair, but WHITE AND BLUE HAIR INSTEAD. I AM SERIOUS.
"AAAAARGHHHHHHH" I screamed grabbing a fist full of my hair and looking at it. It was completely white with blue tips.
"JARVIS what's going on!?" I asked still in shock over what I saw.
"Mr. Stark and Ember came into your room last night and dyed your hair as a prank." JARVIS informed me.
"And why didn't you warn me?" I yelled.
"Because I was ordered not to be used in the prank war. If I had warned you Team Iron would not have gotten the points."
"And who's idea was this?" My voice surprisingly soft.
"Ember's I believe. Would you like to know where she is?"
"Yes."
"She is in the living room watching the news with captain Rogers."
"Thanks." I hissed, as I bolted out of the bathroom I saw Jayfeather was awake and puffed up from what I assume was my screaming. As I bolted to the living room I could hear Ember talking to Steve.
"- And this is what we used on her, she is so going to lose it when she wakes up!" Ember giggled, she was showing him what I think was what she had used on my hair.
"YOU BET I AM!" I yelled and Ember looked at me startled before she broke down in a fit of laughter.
"Your hair looks better than I thought it would!"
"You ruined my hair!" I wailed.
"Oh no I didn't." Ember said condescendingly, "See?" She held out a box and read the back. "It says, 'For brilliantly colored hair, you must only have to apply dye to hair.' That's all we did! Oh wait, what's this?" Ember squinted before reading slowly. " Warning: For temporary dye, hair must be wet. If not, dye is... Permanent." Ember paled.
"Please tell me you wet my hair." I said, but from the look on her face I knew the answer.
"Look Chilly it's not all that bad I mean- ohmygod!" Ember shrieked as I lunged for her. I missed and had to take off after her with Steve shouting at us.
So I was thinking that I'll have Thanks giving up next! :)
Another question for you all, should Chilly keep the white and blue hair? Your choice!
