Ho Ho Oh no

It was the night before christmas and all through the tower, nobody was stirring, except for Steve who was taking a shower. The cheap stockings were hung on the gas fireplace in haste, all but Tony's whose stocking he paid someone to place. (It was Hawkeye)

The children (We're teens you idiot) were nestled all snug in their beds. Except for Chilly who rolled off and hit her head because she argued with the narrator and if she's not careful might end up dead. (Hey that's not fair!). AND SO, while I was playing with my golf cap, I watched the avengers settled in for a long winter's nap. (...Creep)

When up on the roof there was such a noise I dropped my tea cup, As I went up to see what was wrong I wondered why no one had woke the fuck up. (It's for plot convenience stupid.) Away to the roof hatch I flew like a flash, tore open the door and saw what made the crash.

The moon glowed on the inch deep snow, (White christmas bitches!) I saw someone watch the cars far below. When what should he do with his hands held out, he gave me all assurance that this stranger was not a girl scout.

While stumbling slightly and saying things quick, I knew in a moment this kid must be sick. Faster than dragons and faster still, he said things as his magic spilled.

"Now master Thanos will be pleased, destroying the avengers with such ease! Tomorrow I will make the tower fall, and from the wreckage not one will crawl! I do not know who this 'brother' is, but it must be from Loki as another trick of his. But what I do know is this, in the morning none of them will see this horrible twist."

With that he was done, what he did will not be fun. The intruder left the tower, along with all his great power. The avengers are in trouble that much was true, but there is absolutely nothing I could do. (What! Why not!?)

And so the sun rose over New York city, I do hope you enjoyed this poem and thought it witty. But now I have to send Chilly's memories away, (WAIT WHAT) so she doesn't ruin what's coming their way.

This poem is done, I thought it was fun! So goodnight, sleep tight, and don't let the chitauri bite.

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When I opened my eyes, I was on the floor, how I ended up there I have no idea. But you know what? It didn't matter! It was christmas! I stood up and looked at Ember and Vali who each had their own beds. We had decided that even though Vali was better he could still sleep with us. Also Peter had gone back to his place after we, heh, abandoned him at the mall. Whoops.

"JARVIS?"

"Yes Chilly?"

"Am I the first one up?"

"Except for Mr. Rogers, indeed you are."

"Okay, can you tell me what time it is?"

"Seven in the morning."

"Awesome, hey JARVIS, one other thing."

"And what might that be?"

"Please help me wake everybody up."

"As you wish."

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That morning Ember did not think she would be waken up due to Chilly's voice coming on over the loudspeakers overhead.

"Good morning avengers! Now today is a lovely day right here in New York, with snow on the ground to boot! There is just one message for all you sleepy heads this morning, GET THE FUCK UP IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING... That is all."

Ember rolled her eyes but got up anyway. Vali was up right in his bed too, staring wide eyed round him, he looked at her.

"What in the nines was that?"

"That would be Chilly's wake up call." She heaved herself out of her bed, "Let's go before she starts playing Skrillex. One time she managed to hack a stadiums loud speakers and played Kill everybody by Skrillex, we're now no longer allowed back there." Vali looked confused but still got up, Ember made straight for the door.

"Shouldn't we get changed first?" Vali asked following her,

"No way, It's christmas morning and one unspoken rule is 'do not get dressed until noon', and sometimes not at all." Ember explained, they walked down the hall and bumped into a sleepy looking Loki.

"Why has Chilly woken us up at this ungodly hour?" He muttered.

"Because Chilly loves getting up early on christmas day, and she likes to annoy us." Ember said and the three of them walked out into the living room were a huge tree stood brushing the ceiling. Tony had wanted a fake tree to spare his tower from being covered in pine needles, Steve of course insisted on a real tree, saying that because it was Thor, Loki, and Vali's first christmas, that it should be one none of them would forget. Steve won the argument.

"Hey!" Chilly said excitedly sipping from a mug that left a chocolate mustache, the fire was going with Jayfeather and Bowtie curled up in front of it and Steve walked in after her with a tray that had mugs of hot coco. The three of them accepted a cup and they went to sit on the couch marveling at all the wrapped gifts.

"Ugh, it's too early for this." Tony said as he and the rest of the avengers. It was time to get this party started.

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I helped pass out gifts to people with Natasha, the gifts ranged from all shapes and sizes. Thankfully Peter had been nice enough to drop off the presents I had already bought, though I did have to make a second trip out. Once all the gifts were dispensed we all settled down and tore in, gift wrap was shredded and bows flew. As I pulled back the wrapping I looked at Stark before looking back at my present.

"Stark why did you feel the need to buy me a seven year old's toy?" I say holding up a small remote control blue car. Stark glanced at me while opening his gift from Cap, it was a like a pringles can, and when he opened it a snake popped out and Stark jumped in surprise. Steve laughed and I shook my head at my Prank War teammate. Stark rolled his eyes before looking at me and saying,

"Take the remote and turn it on." I did so, there were three buttons. The power button, a green one, and a red one. Plus a joystick for control. "Now press the green button." I did and was surprised when wings popped out and it lit up, the wheels turned down and a light blue light came from them. I let it go and the car hovered, it turned to face me and a voice said,

"Good morning Chilly." It was JARVIS.

"Okay that's awesome." I breathed, I used the joystick and sent the car flying around the room. Jayfeather and Bowtie jumped up from their presents, (Cat and dog toys) and chased the thing around the room.

"Oh hey I got one too!" Ember said and held up a red car. As we continued to open presents a beep sounded and steve hopped up and went into the kitchen, a moment later he came back out with a tray that had dozens and dozens of pancakes along with plates, knives, and forks.

We ate, we laughed, and we had a great time. It was perfect, certainly a christmas to remember.

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Nari glared at the avengers tower. He stood across the street from the home of his enemies, he knew they were all unsuspecting, he was ready to do this. Earlier that day he had sent magic into the tower and into the support beams, all he had to do was comand the magic to make the tower crumble and fall.

Brother

Nari shook his head, he had no brother. He did not know where that thought had come from but he knew he was alone, well almost alone, he had master Thanos. Nari grinned, it was time. He would finally please master Thanos. His magic twirled around his open hands, he then clenched them shut. His magic crushed the support beams all over the tower, the tower sagged and glass shattered.

Avengers tower fell.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYBODY!

(And happy 95th birthday Steve Rogers)

Sooooooooooooooooooooo, what do ya think? Review and yell at me all you want ;)

So quick question for the next chapter, who would you rather get killed, Jayfeather or Bowtie?