Hakureisaiga- Ladies and gentleman, the moment you have all been waiting for. The next continuing chapter of The Destiny of Sparda's Descendent. But first, review answering

Ymere- Yes, yes he does

Firedamio-Oh…I will and I will have fun doing it…Neji will be Naruto's bitch

Snake1980- Out of all the kunoichi, Tenten reminded me the most of Lady. Both of them are sexy, always have an assortment of weapons on their persona, flexible, and…personally if Tenten's hair was down, she would look better. I will consider Temari, but I am still fixing on another blond.

Kiyomos-Good, just make some suggestions where I can improve on

Sky Zephyrus-Sounds like a plan!

Animefanbren-Hell yea, just picture it- Hokage and head of the Torture and Interrogation Division, he will wreak havoc across the land (insert evil laugh)

Zero Kenzuki-Thanks! Keep reviewing

Puffdadder-Thanks for the review

Stc-dragon- Only you don't know how long I wanted to do this! I have been racking my brain of torture methods for Neji

Aragon Potter- I figured I throw in a little Kakashi bashing for at least three chapters and for Neji, refer to Stc-dragon

Fenrir89-You will have more!

Narutohina86-You will get your fill of chapter in 3-2-1

Chapter 9-Meeting the Legendary Ero-Sennin

Hospital- "Excuse me, do you know what room Hinata Hyuga is in?" Naruto asked a nurse. "Why do you want to know…get the hell out of here, you are not welcome here!" the nurse said in a venomous tone.

Naruto unleashed his killing intent all on her, "Let's get something straight…when I ask you a motherfucking question, you give a motherfucking answer. I don't want some shit that comes out of your mouth, alright, bitch? You are lucky that I don't raise hell in this place…now I will ask you again, what…is…Hinata…Hyuga's…room!?"

The nurse collapsed as she whispered, "R-Room 376."

Naruto cut it off and said coldly, "I advise you to never deny me again….the boy that you thought you could walk all over died on a mission and this is the new me…remember that and never forget your place!"

He left the nurse on the floor, crying as he walked to Hinata's room. The Sparda walked inside to find Hinata with another visitor- the ever stoic Hiashi Hyuga.

Naruto looked at them, "Hello, Hiashi-san…hey, Hinata-chan, how are you feeling?"

Hinata smiled at him, "I-I am fine, N-Naruto-kun."

Naruto took out a scroll and unsealed a bouquet of daffodils, "Ino said that daffodils signify that it is a strong flower that waits the hope of spring with the thought of a speedy recovery." Hinata blushed as he set the bouquet beside her. "Excuse me, Uzumaki-san, we were discussing something here of importance…so leave at once."

Naruto said, "You know, Hiashi-san, you could have said that a bit polite. I will leave then."

Naruto walked out the door and then he pulled out a seal that concealed him from the Byakugan when his father was trying to be tracked by Hyugas if he skipped on paperwork.

Naruto put his ear to the door as he heard Hiashi's words. "I can't believe that you lost and to Neji no less, a branch member, Hinata. I am very disappointed in you."

Hinata tried to explain herself, "Father, I tried…"

Hiashi said, "That is not enough, Hinata….you are the heir to the Hyuga throne. You are supposed to be strong and fearless, not timid and shy! I have no choice…I must place the Caged Bird Seal onto you if you keep this up." Hinata bowed her head as her father turned on his heel to the door to find Naruto walked back in, facing her father. "You know, my mother was right…you can be a heartless bastard sometimes."

Hiashi narrowed his eyes, "I thought I told you to leave."

Naruto quipped, "Yes, the room, but not the hospital itself…look, Hiashi, I don't care who you are or what kind of political power you have, this is wrong. She is your daughter for Kami's sake…she did her best against Neji."

Hiashi said, "You have nothing to do with this!"

Naruto retorted, "Bullshit!! Hinata-chan is my friend, that makes it my damn business…just because you lost your wife and Hinata happened to look, think, and her personality matches the one whom you fell in love with doesn't give you the damn right to belittle and ridicule her…because the fact is that you, Hiashi Hyuga, are hampering her potential."

Hiashi shook with anger, "Don't you dare speak about Hinote in front of me."

Naruto said, "Hinote-sama had a kind heart and was one of the people that I respect in this village, Hinata reminds me of her a lot in some ways, but she isn't her…so don't push her away like that." Hinata was shocked at Naruto going up against Hiashi Hyuga, a powerful leader and patriarch of the Hyuga clan.

Hiashi grabbed Naruto by the scruff of his shirt, "You little brat…how dare you?"

Naruto said, "I dare because I am certain that Hinote-sama is looking down upon you in shame…do you remember what her last words were, Hiashi, huh? Do you?!" Hiashi began to remember her words, "Hiashi…I wanted you to promise me that you will not be cold to our children and Neji-kun when I am gone…I don't want to see them hurt at all. Please promise my last request as your loving wife."Hiashi heard Hinote's voice in his head.

Hiashi thought, "I remember…I made a promise, and now…I almost forgot about it."

Naruto was set down as tears threatened to fall from Hiashi's eyes. "I see that you do remember…I didn't know Hinote-sama much, but she was kind and considerate of others, in fact I based my nindo in her honor." Hiashi said, "Uzumaki-san…thank you, thank you for…helping me remember my promise."

Naruto nodded, "The least I could do, Hiashi. All you need was how my father said it, a good kick in the ass. Just make sure that you aren't harsh to Hinata-chan." Hinata said, "Naruto-kun…thank you and is it true that you are going to kill Neji?"

Naruto sighed, "Truly I wanted to avoid that question with the utmost care…but yes, I was going to kill Neji, but I think that you would protest against this, ne?"

Hinata said, "Yes, I believe that Neji is just angry and confused."

Naruto said coolly, "But that doesn't give him the right to try and kill you…if I didn't jump in, your condition would have been worse. You would have gone into cardiac arrest or worse, dead." This information stunned both Hiashi and Hinata.

"Hiashi, don't punish Neji…that will be my job, I will prove that he is wrong about fate…fate is something you make, not something that you let happen." The Jinchuuriki said with conviction.

With that statement, he left the room, leaving Hiashi and Hinata to have a little heart to heart talk. Naruto was about to leave the hospital and heard someone call his name. That someone he really didn't want to talk to for about 2 months at least.

"What, Kakashi? I am busy!" The Jinchuuriki said.

"Naruto, I set you up with a person to train you." Ebisu stepped from behind him and Naruto looked impassive for the moment, "Okay, Ebisu, do you know any advanced chakra control exercises?"

Ebisu nodded, "Affirmative!"

Naruto said, "What are they?"

Ebisu said, "Water walking, senbon balancing, leaf balancing, and kunai balancing."

Naruto said, "Thank you, now I have a request of you…I want you to train Sakura Haruno for the month."

Kakashi and Ebisu said, "What?!"

Naruto said, "Ebisu, with all due respect, though it was a cheap shot, I beat you already and I could kick your ass now with my strength…plus I have my own training regiment. As for Hatake-san, I didn't think you thought so lowly of us…well, I did when I figured out you were playing favorites though. Sakura and I have not learned anything from you except tree-walking."

Kakashi said, "Naruto, you can't ditch Ebisu, I outrank you as a jonin."

Naruto retorted coldly, "Ah, but I outrank you as clan head, so I invoke my status as clan head of Namikaze and ordered you, Ebisu to train Sakura Haruno for the month. If she asked why I sent you, tell her that this is my debt to her for protecting me in the Forest of Death and her bastard of a sensei will probably not teach us anything for about maybe 5 years or so. Also tell her if she doesn't want to left behind, then she will take the offer."

Ebisu nodded and walked away to find Sakura.

Naruto turned to Kakashi, "I can't believe that you actually did that…the least you could have paired me up with could have been Asuma, but I see that your incompetent jackass one-track mind is still set on Uchiha Obito. You have…failed, Kakashi….I don't give a shit if you promise Obito or my father anything because they are…dead! You went back on your words, Kakashi….you abandoned me and Sakura, thus…you are worse than trash!" The words sunk into Kakashi's heart as every word was a knife.

Kakashi thought, "Am I really that blind? Am I an idiot?"

Forest-Secret Training Area-Namikaze Estate-"Ha, the nerve of him….trying to pass me off as weak. He is lucky that I am not going to kill…maybe humiliate him a bit. Okay, this looks like a good spot." Naruto said to himself, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!"

110 clones came out in existence, then the Jinchuuriki ordered, "Okay, I want you to separate into groups of 10. Team Alastor, you will work on utilizing Alastor, Team Rebellion, work on Rebellion a bit more, some of the moves are a bit slow, I noticed when encountering Echidna, Team Gilgamesh, work on taijutsu and using Gilgamesh hard…I plan on using that during the match with Neji. Team Gambler will work on Red Queen and the Devil Bringer, Team Devil will work on Yamato, Team Alpha, water walking, Team Bravo, senbon balancing, Team Sparda will work on Force Edge, Team Omega will work on leaf balancing, and last but not least, Team Ultima will work on kunai balancing. While you are perfecting the moves on each Devil Arm, I will be battling with our friends and ancestors and discuss battle strategies with them…that includes torture methods for Neji. Hinata did said not to kill him, but it doesn't mean I can rough him up a little bit. You have your assignments, now let's get to work…remember, this is for Hinata-chan!"

All of the Naruto clones shouted, "Right!" The clones began to work furiously while the real Naruto sat down and meditated.

Mindscape- "Kasumi-chan, Dante, Vergil, Nero…c'mon, it's showtime!" Naruto said in a serious tone. The vixen said, "Wow, I never seen you so serious before, Naru-chan!"

To Kasumi's surprise, the Jinchuuriki doesn't even acknowledge the nickname that he loathed so much as he said, "That's because…this fight is personal, so help me devise a plan to torture him slowly and/or painfully."

Kasumi nodded, "Naruto…you came to the right demon. First, you have to know what his weaknesses are and exploit them."Naruto thought about it for a minute until he suddenly remembered something, "When I said something about his dad, it really ticked him off."

Kasumi nodded, "Good, he is also prone to anger if you prove him wrong about fate. You will need to be fast and precise with your hits. Most likely, in your current state, will fall against him and he will boast something about fate allowing you to be on his knees before him or some shit like that."Naruto nodded, "Also I will only use taijutsu and Gilgamesh on him, his pride will be broken if I defeat in his forte….he will be so ashamed that I actually beat him."

Kasumi said, "The mental torture is done…now for the physical torture, you are going to have to learn a new jutsu …it's called the Atomic Hand Jutsu and to restrain him from moving , I will teach you the Kanashibari no Jutsu. For a torturous genjutsu, the Memory Recall Jutsu relives the person's worst pain to an extent."

Naruto said with an evil smirk, "Okay, not only you are sexy, but extremely sadistic and deadly….I like that, I am definitely glad you were sealed inside of me."

Kasumi blushed, "D-Don't say such things so casually like that!"

Naruto replied, "Why? I meant every word, I mean, if I never met you, my family would still be alive, but on the other hand, I would never meet a great, powerful, and beautiful ally and friend, such as you, Kasumi-chan."

Kasumi stuttered, her blush steadily rising, "D-Do you really m-mean that, Naruto-kun." The jailor smiled, "Hai, Kasumi-chan, from the bottom of my beating heart."

Kasumi's blush took a turn for the worse as its color was quickly matching her tails. "Ne, Kasumi-chan, are you okay?" Naruto said.

The vixen said, "I-I'm f-fine."

Naruto persisted, "Are you sure? I mean, you are pulling a Hinata here, you don't have a fever, do you?" Kasumi said, "I said I'm fine…now let's go and practice those jutsu, but go practice with Dante and Vergil. I will be there in a few minutes."

Naruto nodded, "Right, I will get to work…just wait, Neji, I will make you suffer!"

Nero appeared behind Kasumi as he spoke, "You know, if you feel for him that much….you gotta tell him how you feel."Kasumi said, "I-I-I can't….I'm not in love with Naruto-kun, I won't say that I'm in love(A/N: I was about to bust out that song from Hercules too when I thought of this phrase)

Nero said, "The first step is denial."

Kasumi shouted, "Urusei!!"

Nero retorted, "The second step is anger!"

Kasumi said, "If I am in love with him, I would have jumped him the second he came in." Nero chuckled, "The third step is bargaining!"

Kasumi said, "I am not in love with him…maybe infatuated, but not in love. He isn't in love with me either, he had others, and he could never love a demon."

Nero smirked, "Congratulations, Kasumi, you reached the fourth step, depression. Next is the final and fifth step…acceptance."

Kasumi turned on her heel and huffed in annoyance, "I am not in love with Naru-kun, Nero…you are impossible."

Nero retorted, "You have been saying Naru-kun or Naruto-kun for the past five minutes, Kasumi-chan." Kasumi blushed and went toward Naruto, Dante, and Vergil.

Nero said to himself, "Yeah, I said that plenty of times with Kyrie in my mind until I realized that what I could have lost when Sanctus-teme kidnapped her. I just hope the same thing doesn't happen to you…Kasumi-chan."

2 hours later, Naruto had got a grasp of the Atomic Hand and Kanashibari, he could do the Memory Recall, but only for 3 minutes, the longest Kasumi could do was 3 years and that was if she wasn't pissed off. Naruto dispelled his clones in these groups received the memories, torn muscles, aching and was panted heavily.

He could hardly move at all, but with Kasumi's help, he was able to reach the hot springs and decided to relax and rest for a bit. (A/N-You guys know what's coming next) The Namikaze heir sank into the hot spring water with a loud sigh.

"Now …when I get home, I need to stop by the shop to pick up Tenten, so I will spend about fifteen or twenty minutes to relax since it's 6:00. I need to get my mind off of Neji-teme." Naruto mused in his mind.

Then suddenly he heard giggling near the women's onsen. "I know that type of giggle anywhere…who the hell would stoop so low to peek on women. That 's what Playboy was invented for, for Kami's sake." Naruto thought in irritation.

Naruto quickly got dressed and walked around the hot springs to see a white-haired pervert peeking through a hole in the women's onsen.

"Oi, Ero-oji-san, stop doin that. If you want to get off, go to the brothel or use Playboy." Naruto declared. The man ignored him and waved him away. Naruto fixed his jaw, and then he pulled out Ebony and Ivory to shoo at him, "Bye bye, pervert."

The pervert jumped away, but Naruto appeared behind him, "My name is Naruto Uzumaki-Sparda, and thought that bastard of a sensei, Kakashi didn't teach me anything, this is the best time to use it on perverts like you."

Kasumi said, "Oh hell no…"

Naruto shouted, "Konoha Taijutsu Ougi: Sennen Goroshi- Sparda style!!"He rammed Ivory up his asshole and shot an overcharged bullet, causing the pervert to get propelled into the women's onsen.

Immediately the women shrieked and proceeded to beat the crap out of the poor pervert.

Kasumi's eye twitched, "He actually…used that move."

"Well…I defeated a pervert with time to spare…I got to get ready for my date with Ten-chan." Naruto said as he walked away toward his house to get ready for his date." The pervert pulled himself out of the hole that the women beat him, "Owww…did he say his name was Sparda?!" he thought to himself.

Senzuki Shop- Naruto arrived at the shop ten minutes till seven. He wore a violet dress shirt with a black dress pants with custom-made purple shoes. "Ohayo, Kuwa-san!" the Jinchuuriki called out. Kuwa turned to see Naruto and whistled, "Wow…you can clean up nice, Naruto-san. Let me call Tenten down…Hey, Tenten, Naruto is here."

Both men heard footsteps coming down the stairs and Naruto was in awe at what he saw. Tenten was dressed in a black Chinese dress with red and blue dragons intertwining with each other all over the back and front.

"Wow…beautiful…and you kept your hair down too!" Naruto commented.

Tenten blushed, "T-Thanks!"

Tenten's uncle said, "You look beautiful, Tenten…now you two, I want you to be back by 9 pm. sharp…oh, and no stopping at hotels, don't think I know what goes down on in there."

Naruto and Tenten blushed as they shouted, "We aren't going to do that…it's only the first date!"

Kuwa said, "What? Anything could happen, plus as Tenten's guardian and a friend of your mother, it is my responsibility to embarrass you both…now go and have fun." Naruto and Tenten walked out, but not without Kuwa shouting another embarrassing comment. "Make sure you guys use protection, I heard Trojan works wonders."

Naruto and Tenten blushed heavily as they walked faster to the jazz club.

Jazz Club-Naruto and Tenten walked in to find bumping music, a band playing, food and drinks all around. "Now this is what I call a party! Shall we dance, Ten-chan?" Naruto said, looking at her. Tenten nodded, "Yeah, as you say Naruto-kun, let's rock this joint!" Kasumi huffed as she thought, "That hussy…Naruto-kun is mine…wait, did I just say that?"Nero thought as he glanced at her, "Looks like someone is jealous." The Spardas and Kyuubi were in chairs watching Naruto's date with Tenten, eating popcorn, pizza, and drinking Miller Lite. "Go ahead, kid, work that Sparda charm on her!" Dante shouted, pumping his fist in the air. Naruto smirked at Tenten, oblivious to the people in his mind, "You seem very energetic today…Ten-chan."

Tenten blushed, "What can I say, your personality is…contagious."

Naruto led her to the middle of the dance floor, "Yeah, I get that a lot from people." He wrapped his arm around her waist suddenly making Tenten eep. Naruto chuckled at her, making Tenten slap his chest lightly and then she placed her hand on his shoulder.

They danced in harmony to the upbeat music. As their feet lightly glided across the dance floor, the two descendents of the demon hunters were watched by girls and boys alike with mixed looks of lust, jealousy and awe.

Soon the song ended and the audience clapped their hands, making Naruto and Tenten become startled a little bit. "Damn, kid's got some moves on the dance floor." Dante whistled.

Kasumi smiled softly, but clenched her hands in her lap, "I feel happy for Naru-kun, but what…what is this feeling I have?" she thought.

Nero voiced her thoughts, whispering in her ear, "That is called jealousy, Kasumi…you are jealous because you wish that was you to be dancing with Naruto, and not Tenten. If you don't tell him sometime, you just might lose him forever."

Kasumi thought, "I..am in love with Naruto-kun."

Nero smiled as he thought, "Bingo, she finally reached the last step…acceptance."

Party-Kurenai, Hana, and Anko were sitting on a table near the dance floor. "Now this is the life…drinking sake and being with friends." Anko said, tipping back into her chair. Kurenai glanced over to the dance floor to see a crowd surrounding the middle of the dance floor.

"Hey, what is the commotion about there." The Genjutsu Mistress asked.

Hana said, "Let's check it out then."

The three kunoichi walked over and pushed themselves into the crowd to see Naruto and Tenten dancing the night away.

"Is that…Naruto Uzumaki?" Hana asked.

Kurenai said, "Actually his new name is Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze-Sparda, but it is not out to the public, so keep it to yourself for now." Hana nodded and Anko had a light blush on her face, which Kurenai instantly caught. "What's wrong, Anko, why are you blushing?" she asked.

Anko said, "Well, remember when I told about that guy with the sexual comment…that happens to the gaki." Kurenai looked toward the dancing Naruto and Tenten, "That must be Tenten, the weapons specialist of Gai's team….she looks nice in that dress." she said, looking at them.

Naruto noticed the three kunoichi looking at them as the dance and music came to a close. "Hello, ladies, enjoyed the show?" Naruto said, walking toward them with his arm wrapped around Tenten's waist. "Yeah, gaki, you mind giving me private dances?"

Naruto wagged his fingers, "Sorry, Anko-chan, I have a date right now, maybe next Thursday at 7:30 pm." Anko said, "You are asking for a date with Anko Mitarashi, the Snake Mistress and former apprentice of Orochimaru." Naruto raised an eyebrow, "Anko-chan, you are not the snake pedophile only his apprentice, you are you and Orochi-teme is Orochi-teme."

Anko gave him a smile, her real smile at him, "Fine, I will accept your request!" Tenten thought as she stared at Anko, "Hey, he is mine…snake lady. Whoa…where did that come from?"Naruto said, "It is eight o'clock now, let's take a break, Ten-chan. Well, we see you ladies around." Hana said, looking at his toned butt, "You got to admit...he is a looker, hmm…nice ass." Kurenai scowled, "Hana-chan!" The Inuzaka vet protested, "What?!"

Table- Tenten said, sipping on lemonade, "This is nice, Naruto-kun…you are a great dancer, you actually didn't step on my toes." Naruto laughed, "Hey, are you mocking me? I thought that I was doing great or were you just toying with me?" Tenten giggled, "Relax, Naruto-kun, I was just kidding." Naruto said, "Good because I was playing along too."

Tenten lightly hit him, "You tricked me!"

Naruto replied, "All is fair in love and war, Ten-chan!"

He sat back drinking out of his sake cup as Tenten commented, "You can't be drinking sake, you are underage." Naruto said, "As a ninja in the field, I am obligated to live with the pleasures of alcohol and sex if I am obligated to kill, Tenten. In translation, if you're old enough to kill, then you are old enough to drink and make passionate love."

Tenten's face flushed at the thought of Naruto naked. "Oh, somebody is thinking naughty thoughts about me, ne, Ten-chan?"

Tenten stuttered, "S-sona."

Naruto said, changing the subject, "So Tenten, tell me about yourself."

Tenten said as she overcame her blush, "Well, when I was five, I lost my parents…they were on a mission together and a platoon of Iwa ninjas found them. They fought bravely, taking the platoon with them in the end. Then Kuwa took me in and there I got into weapons. A few years, I had this uncanny ability to hit targets dead center at any given angle, I began to pass it off as only luck, but one time I threw a kunai, trying to aim at a target behind another one. I secretly wanted to hit the second one, but threw toward the first one in front. It veered around the tree, answering my desires and I knew that I had a great ability for weapons. Every weapon I knew I mastered within a few months. In school, I was constantly teased as a perfectionist by some of the kids in my class. I would try to scare away, but I realized that someone would get hurt. I ignored them and kept the pain inside my heart."

Naruto mused in thought as he listened, "She is kind of like me, teased and scorned for something that she had no control of."

Tenten said, "Then I got on a squad with Neji Hyuga, the rookie of the year and Rock Lee, the so called dead last of the year. I did admire both Neji and Lee a lot for their ability and determination, even had a crush on Neji, but I realized that he would never notice me, so I waited for the right guy to come and find me. I think, Naruto…that it might be you."

Naruto was shocked for a second, "M-Me?!"

Tenten nodded, blushing lightly, "Yes, when you step in the shop that day, I had a sudden attraction….I wanted to get to know you better, to see what kind of person are you. In the forest, I found that you cared for your friends and will protect anyone in need of help and during your match against me, I saw that you actually care about me, knowing nothing about me and realized that when you actually put yourself in harm's way for me. From that moment, I felt that I like you a lot."

Naruto said, "Wow…I…I'm ….wow…this is a lot to take in." Tenten looked away, "Oh…then I am sorry to overwhelm you." Naruto waved his hands in protest, "Stop, Ten-chan, you're beautiful, strong, and smart. Sasuke would kill to have a girl like you…wait, that is insulting. Any guy would kill to have you and I am honored to be liked by you. So I would love to be your boyfriend if you would have me."

Tenten smiled at him, "Yes…yes, I would, Naruto-kun." Naruto looked at her and smiled softly, "I will be back in a little moment." Tenten shouted inwardly at her accomplishment, "Could this night get any better?" Her thoughts were answered when Naruto came back and a familiar song started to play. "That's…Forever In Love by Kenny G." The weapons mistress whispered in shock.

She turned to see a beaming Naruto, "You didn't…how did you know?"

Naruto replied, "How do you think mentioned your favorite song?"

Tenten smiled inwardly, "Thanks…Uncle Kuwa."

Naruto came closer and slipped his hand around her waist yet again, Tenten snaked her hand around his neck, pulling his body closer to hers. As the song played, they danced in a circle or as Iruka-sensei taught Naruto the zone. When a slow song is playing, you never exceed the amount of your zone. Tenten's eyes looked up into Naruto's cerulean eyes, making her lost sight of the real world.

The only thing that was there…that mattered was Tenten and Naruto, that was all that mattered to her. Then Tenten's head lay on Naruto's shoulder and the Jinchuuriki pulled her closer to his strong chest. As the song reached its end, Tenten tilted her head and lean in, Naruto met her implication and their lips blossomed into a ripening kiss.

The song ended and their lips separated. Naruto felt a spark run between them and a sudden urge to kiss her again. "That was…exhilarating." Tenten said breathlessly. Naruto replied, "Yeah, that was…refreshing. Well, it is time to get you home before Kuwa-san tries to kill me for taking your virginity or something."

Tenten blushed at the implication and nodded. The two walked out of the club, their hands intertwined and a newfound respect and love for each other.

Senzuki Shop-"Well, Naruto-kun, I had a great time tonight." Tenten said. Naruto said, "So did I, but…do you know what could make it better?"

Tenten turned to him, "What?"

Naruto said, "This!"

He clamped his lips onto hers, Tenten's eyes widened at the sudden contact and then she slowly closed her eyes to enjoy the kiss. Suddenly the door opened and a camera flash snapped a picture. The teens sprang back to see Kuwa with a grin, a camera in one hand and a video camera in the other. "Ah…their first kiss, how sweet and I got it all on video and picture too."

Naruto and Tenten shouted while blushing, "Uncle! Kuwa-san!"

Kuwa continued, "Well, I see you and Tenten are together now, but Naruto, you do know that you have to take multiple wives for your clan since you fall under the Clan Restoration Act, right?" Naruto nodded, "Sadly yes, I was planning to tell you, Tenten tomorrow, but I will only get girls that love me for who I am and not my status."

Tenten smiled at him, "It's okay, I am bisexual anyway."

Naruto gaped at her for a minute, but then he recovered, "That's new!"

Nero commented, "WWhhooaaa……didn't see that coming."

Dante said, "Good choice, kid. With her…there are possibilities."

Vergil said nothing, but in his mind, he was smirking up a storm in respect for his descendent.

Naruto regained his composure and then spoke, "Well then, good night, Kuwa-san, Ten-hime." Kuwa and Tenten went inside the shop, but then the weapon mistress came back to plant Naruto third kiss of the night.

Naruto looked at her as she purposefully swayed her hips, "I will tell you one thing…she is a feisty one and she got a nice ass too." He thought to himself. He walked back to his house, touching his lips ever so often while Kasumi was in the back of his mind, seething with jealously, anguish, and anger.

Hakureisaiga-And cut, well, guys, let's recap…Naruto has revealed some of his torture methods, he shot a certain pervert in the ass, went on a date with Tenten and gained another with Anko. Also Kasumi has realized that she is in love with our handsome half-devil. Now what will happen next?

Naruto-You guys have no idea, so you are going to have to wait, also you guys can send your own torture techniques for Neji, but it can't be gruesome...well, actually, send the gruesome ones…I think we will use them on Orochimaru.

Hakureisaiga-Oh hell yea, that is a good idea, send them please and review!