Hakureisaiga- (SPOILER ALERT: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ, SKIP) I have to hand it to Kishimoto, but everyone knew that the Juubi was coming and war was inevitable. And Bleach, I hope Aizen gets screwed over by…Hinomori for the shit he pulled on people.
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Chapter 11- Another Date, the Two for One Special
Naruto mastered the Kineshouka no Jutsu, the Shugokokuira or Self-Ally Killer Jutsu (A/N: Thanks for the genjutsu, Twilit King Umbros), and Genwahi or Blinding Light Jutsu. He soon mastered all of Gilgamesh's moves: Straight, Flush, Divine Dragon, Rising Dragon, Kick 13, Real Impact, Full House, Draw, Shock, and finally Shocking.
With Yamato, he mastered Aerial Rave, Rapid Slash, Upper Slash, and Judgment Cut. He could only summon a half circle of Summoned Swords and still needed to work on Showdown, Maximum Best, and Slash Dimension.
For Rebellion and Force Edge (Sparda), he mastered Meteor, Vortex, Air Raid, Thrust Kick, Helm Breaker, Million Stab, but he still needed to master Dance Macabre, Crazy Dance, Prop Shredder, Drive, Quick Drive and Overdrive.
Alastor had been completely mastered since most of its moves copied Dante's own. Naruto was ready for his match and the invasion, so he took the time to help Tenten, Hinata, and the former Oto kunoichi, Kin Tsuchi. (A/N: You thought that I had forgotten about her, right?)
After Tenten's bloodline awakened, Kuwa gave her Lady's guns and Kalina Ann to use and Naruto trained her in taijutsu which she was severely lacking in.
Hinata also showed progress in her Juken and proved to be light on her feet. Naruto also trained her in bojutsu and Jeet Kune Do just in case she had her chakra sealed or something in a similar fashion.
Kin became a Konoha shinobi secretly vouched by Anko and Naruto. In result, she became the apprentice of Anko and was taught the Hebi taijutsu style, Senejashi, Katon: Housenka, Katon: Goukakyuu, Katon: Karyuudan, and Doton: Doryuudan.
Apparently she had large chakra reserves of a Chunin due to harsh training that Orochimaru put here former teammates through for the past three months before the Chunin Exams were announced.
Temari trained by practicing her wind jutsu and came up with strategies to combat her opponent.
Gaara just sat thinking of ways to kill Sasuke and Naruto while his brother, Kankuro cleaned his puppet for the battles that he would face.
Sasuke, do I really have to explain this…I mean, Kakashi practically gives him every fire and lightning techniques he got.
Shikamaru, he just slept and looked at the clouds, Neji, with the reluctant help of Tenten, trained his own techniques…she offered to tell Naruto about Neji, but the Jinchuuriki didn't want an advantage over the stuck-up ass.
The young man felt that all of them were ready for the invasion and their matches.
Naruto- The Jinchuuriki went deep into the forest after his chakra control training, advised by Jiraiya. Now Kasumi happened to felt a disturbance in the forest and alerted her vessel.
So Naruto decided to investigate the situation, "Are you sure that you felt something demonic, Kasumi-chan?" he asked. The vixen replied, "Positive, demons and animals are acute to changes in nature."
Naruto said, "So that's why it's so quiet." Naruto came into a clearing…well, it used to be until it changes into a clearing of living, moving demonic flesh.
"Ok, what the hell is this all about?" Naruto said to himself, "I sense a huge demonic aura thirty miles from here, but why do I feel it now?"
Dante said, "Your body has not experienced it before, so it will take a bit of time to kick it fast enough." The Jinchuuriki replied, "Well, then it looks like that I am going to have to do this quickly before it overtakes the village. This is perfect…I can use Sparda in a practice run before the invasion starts."
Naruto took out the amulets and Force Edge, they slowly took on a reddish hue and combined it with the broadsword to reveal the sword that bears his ancestor's name.
"Heh…funny, it looks like that sword from that Soul Calibur game I got." Naruto chuckled.
"Remember, Naruto, you can't use your Devil Trigger while Sparda is released." Dante said. "Right…let's go." Naruto said, hefting Sparda on his shoulder.
The Kyuubi Jinchuuriki sped thought the area until the famous impending barrier came up and Abyss and at least twelve each of the Seven Hells appeared before him.
"Heh…this should be fun." Naruto said, turning around to see the demons encircling him. Then they charged at him with a shriek, Naruto step sided one and shouted, "Stinger!" The Sparda reacted to his command and stretched out like a spear. "
Oh….hell yes, I am definitely going to have fun with this sword!" Naruto said as he swung the spear-like weapon around, cutting and/or knocking the scythe-wielding demons away from his position.
Next, the Sparda turned into a scythe and Naruto smiled, "This is awesome, a sword, scythe, and a spear all rolled up into one. My ancestor was a genius in having this weapon."
Naruto whirled the weapon around his head, cutting the ones above his head into shreds. Next, Naruto reverted the Sparda back to its sword form and slammed the point into the ground, obliterating some of the remaining demons. Then the demon slayer went through the retreating demons like rice paper.
Soon there was nothing and the barrier broke as usual. Next, there was a portal that appeared in the middle of the area and an image of a burning village was seen, Naruto looked at it curiously and then jumped through the portal.
Instantly he was transported to the image he saw. "Man, who caused all of this damage…huh, what is that?" Naruto saw a soul floating on top of an altar. The orb came to him and the Jinchuuriki grabbed it.
Then a backpack for a skull along with two spikes appeared with it. "Naruto, meet Lucifer, this baby just so happens to create explosive swords and detonate them with a snap, clap, or you could improvise." Naruto put Lucifer away and brought back Sparda, and then he felt the earth shake beneath him.
"What was that?" he asked. Nero said, "If I remember correctly, this is the place where I kicked a demon named Berial's ass and then Dante shot him in the head when he tried to do a kamikaze attack."
Naruto smirked, "Hey, I get a two for one sale today." Kasumi said, "Be careful….Naruto-kun." Naruto replied, "Hey, aren't I always careful?" Kasumi deadpanned, "Not really...no."
Then sure enough, Berial came into view and walked past him, but Naruto got his attention by swinging Sparda, blowing the flames away in the process.
Berial turned to see Naruto, "Ah…a Sparda, I'm Berial, the conquerer of the Fire Hell and your third teammate. Prepare to meet your doom!" Berial brought up his Zweihander and sent it crashing down, but Naruto brought up Sparda, halting its descent.
"How curious." The demon said, "It's been ages since I had an opponent like this." Naruto said, "Really? That how about we add a couple of ages unto that." Berial scowled and roared as he swung his sword at Naruto.
The Jinchuuriki dodged the attack as he thought, "Okay, since his sword is like Zabuza's zanbatou, he can only swing it in two directions…side to side or top to bottom. So either way, I will get an opening and have to watch out for that flaming tail just in case he flicks it at me."
Naruto released the Devil Bringer and charged at Berial. The fire demon tried to smash him with his Zweihander, but Naruto rolled to the side and used the Devil Bringer to punch his underbelly, lifting Berial helplessly into the air, then Naruto grabbed his tail with the ethereal Devil Bringer and slammed the demon heavily into the ground, causing spider web-like cracks.
Berial roared and summoned his power, making Naruto fly backwards due to the flaming shockwave. Then Berial grabbed Naruto and threw him, sending the Sparda crashing into several burning houses.
Next, Berial slammed his fist into the ground and Nero shouted, "Naruto, move!" Naruto rolled to the side as a flaming pillar appeared where he was a second ago.
Naruto grabbed Berial's head with the Devil Bringer as he leapt up into the air and slammed his face into the earth, then took Sparda and shouted, "Helm Breaker!!" The Sparda came crashing down, cutting off one of the horns of Berial.
Berial roared in pain as the horn faded into ash, "No…I will not be defeated, I must run and restore my powers to deal with you."
Berial turned to run, but Naruto grabbed his tail and yanked him back, "Get your flame-broiled ass back here!" Then Naruto jumped on his back to his shoulders and flipped over his head as he placed Sparda away and took out Lucifer.
He pulled out several red explosive swords and shot them into Berial's opened maw. Naruto landed on the ground and snapped, "Ignite!!" Then the demon's insides exploded and he fell to the ground.
Berial said, "Impressive, you are a much better fighter that that one with the same arm of yours." Nero said, "What the fuck you said, you flaming piece of shit!" Berial continuted, "In exchange, I will give you my soul."
Naruto stretched out his hand and a concentrated sphere of Berial's soul entered it. In his hand was a black nodachi with a bright red tassel on the end. The blade held cracked lines of glowing red-orange as if it was pictured as cooled lava.
"Nice….and it has a dark element in it too. I can use the Dark Slayer Style with Berial. Well, time to go into town." He said to himself.
After dropping off his weapons except Gilgamesh, he went for a walk around the courtyard where he saw a familiar friend….Haku Momochi.
She was no longer wearing that Mist-style clothing, now she wore dark blue ANBU-style pants, a brown sleeveless shirt, which had a Chunin vest over it.
An insignia…kanji sign for medicine was tattooed on her left deltoid, indicating that she was a medic.
"Hey, Haku-chan!" Naruto called out. Haku turned and smiled at him, "Hello, Naruto-kun, it's been a while since we last talked. I look forward to seeing you fight in the finals."
Naruto agreed with a nod, "Yeah, it has been a while. I have been wanting to see you and Zabuza since he got off his probation, but with the exams, the random demon attacks, the dates, and the training…I have been busy a lot."
Haku smiled, "I understand, me being a medic and training with Zabuza-tou-san for the you-know-what has been cutting into my free time. I am on my break now." Naruto said, "Well, then what do you say that we catch up over ramen?" Haku giggled, "I would like that." Both of them headed to Ichiraku Ramen to catch up.
Meanwhile in a room somewhere underground Konoha- "That bastard had been a thorn in our side for the last time!" Koharu shouted. (A/N: Now you guys know well that it was not the end of those bastards)
Daiki nodded in agreement, "Yes, he turned my own daughter against me and my wife, making her live with that stupid, demon sympathizing brother of mine." Homura and the thirteen council members looked to Danzo, "Danzo-sama, how do we proceed to give us what we need?"
Danzo said, "My sources tell me that Orochimaru plans to attack during the finals. Orochimaru will most likely go after the old fool we call Hokage and the Ichibi will draw the Kyuubi spawn away. If they both survive the ordeal, then we will strike tem when they are weak and any other sympathizers there."
A random former council member shouted, "Danzo-sama, will we help Orochimaru during the invasion?" Danzo replied, "We'll send a few squads to attack and if they realize our plan, there will be a signal flare for us to go full force."
Daiki spoke up, "Danzo-sama, I wish for the privilege to publicly execute the demon brat and my bitch of a daughter when we prevail." Danzo nodded, "As you wish, Daiki."
The old hawk thought, "Soon, Namikaze, your family and devil blood has delayed me for the last time and now that your father is not here to save you. You, Sarutobi, and anyone else will not stand in my way. You will pay for making me lose my right to become Hokage."
Night- Naruto stood in front of the Hyuuga residence and took a deep breath, and then he knocked on the screen door lightly. The door slid open and Naruto saw a little girl who had a resemblance to Hiashi Hyuga.
"Who are you?" the 6-year-old asked.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, pleased to meet you!"
The girl said, "Oh, you're the one who is going to lose badly against Neji."
Naruto's eye twitched, "Oh? Is that so, little one?"
The girl retorted indignantly, "It's Hanabi, not little one, commoner. Yes, Neji is a genius unlike my pitiful older sister. I have absolutely no idea what she sees in you."
Naruto inwardly was cussing the poor girl out, but he said, "Well then, little firecracker, there is always a first for every thing." The Jinchuuriki walked past her, leaving her to fume at the nickname he gave.
Just then Hiashi appeared and greeted Naruto, "Ah, hello, Naruto. You are here early today and I see that you and Hanabi meet finally."
Naruto smiled, "Yes, we have. You have named her well, Hiashi-sama, she is quite the spirited one."
Hiashi returned the smile, "Indeed, she is…my daughter should be down in a few minutes. Now I want her to back home by seven and if you hurt her in any way, I will make sure you will not have children."
Naruto said, "Hiashi, I have met worse things than that…but…"
He stood at attention and gave Hiashi a mock salute, "Yes, sir! I will bring Hinata-chan back ship-shape and clean as a whistle, sir!"
Hiashi smirked, "True, but I am a father, I am supposed to do that." Naruto said, "Funny, Kuwa-san said the same thing." Then Hinata came downstairs in a lavender dress with a butterfly clip in her hair.
Naruto gave her a look and turned to Hiashi. "Hey, Hiashi-sama, did you kill me or something because I think I am seeing an angel here."
Hiashi let loose a smirk as Hinata blushed at Naruto's comment. "I am glad you approve. Now go before she faints from embarrassment." Naruto nodded and took Hinata outside, and then Hanabi asked her father, "Tou-san, why did you let her go with him?" Hiashi answered, "Let's just say that he gave me a wake-up call, Hanabi."
Naruto and Hinata- As soon as they were a few feet away from the Hyuuga compound, Naruto stopped working and picked Hinata up bridal-style. "W-What are y-you doing, N-N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked, startled at his sudden action.
Naruto said, "This way is much faster!"
He shunshined toward the top of the Hokage Mountain directly above the Yondaime's head and set Hinata gently down. "Easy, Hina-chan, you are a bit dizzy. Using the Shunshin no Jutsu along with another person can do that to you…and taxing over a great length."
Hinata's head cleared slowly and then she gasped at what she saw. The Hyuga heiress had never been on top of the Hokage Monument to see a small garden with a picnic basket and a checkered cloth underneath it.
"Like it? I had some spare time before my changes happened. It was a bit barren, but I got it to work with me."
Hinata whispered, "It's beautiful."
Naruto gently pulled Hinata toward it, "Come on, you can admire it closer." He said.
They sat down on the cloth and Naruto opened the picnic to bring out an assorted basket of strawberries, grapes, and orange slices along with chicken tempura with a heat seal attached to the bottom and salmon backed with lemon pepper seasoning along with a heat seal. (A/N: Yes, guys, I am a romantic with dates, I actually do these things except the singing part)
"W-Wow!" Hinata said, "I never knew you could c-cook, Naruto-kun."
Naruto said, "You were close, Hinata-chan."
Hinata looked up and said, "H-Huh?"
Naruto replied back, "Your stuttering, you're starting to talk normally. Maybe it is because you are close to me."
Hinata blushed, "Eep!"
The Jinchuuriki laughed, "But the blushing and those 'eep' sounds you make…you should keep those you sound cute when you do that."
Hinata blushed heavily and Naruto smiled, "Hey, let's eat, Hinata before it gets cold." Hinata nodded and split the salmon and chicken tempura between her and Naruto. They ate and Naruto chuckled at Hinata's moans at the delicious food. "I take it that you like it."
Hinata gave him a curt nod as she continuted to eat at a fast, but polite way. When they finished, Naruto came close to her face and took his finger on the side of his mouth. "You miss a spot." He said teasingly.
Hinata blushed at the contact and the sight of him licking his finger. "Now the fruits….but there is a catch." he said with a spicy smile.
Hinata giggled, "And what is the catch?"
Naruto said, "We have to feed each other and look, I have whipped cream."
Hinata tried something very un-Hinata-like, "Next time, we try this…we are definitely using natural whipped cream." Naruto's eyes widened, "Okay, I am liking this side of Hinata now. No stuttering, seductive, and strong."
Hinata said, "You think I'm strong?" Naruto nodded, "Hinata, you are strong, you are on par with Ten-chan and possibly Temari from the Sand. Also you are strong in heart before physically. When I look at girls, I look at their personalities first, then their looks. I didn't want to be near you because of your family, your counsel still hates my guts, but the Branch family except Neji likes me."
Hinata said, "Naruto….remind me to ban the counsel when I became clan head please."
Naruto said, "With pleasure, Hina-chan."
Hinata took a fork and stabbed a strawberry to feed Naruto, "Say ahhhh!"
Naruto smirked and opened his mouth, saying, "Ahhh!"
She put the strawberry in his mouth and they both repeated the same process with the grapes and oranges until the last one was left. "Aww…only one left." Naruto said.
The Hyuga Heiress said, "Not to worry, Naru-kun, I have a solution." She took the orange slice and placed between her teeth. The Jinchuuriki nodded, "Okay, I stand corrected, I love this Hinata." he thought as he closed the gap, kissing Hinata and taking half of the orange slice. "Mmmm…this is nice." the Hyuga thought.
They drew back to eat their half for a minute and eventually went back to making out. "C'mon!!" Dante shouted, "Let's see some tongue…tongue, goddammit!!"
Suddenly their was a image of Naruto flipping the bird at Dante. After a minute, they broke apart for air, "God, I have been wanting to do that for four years." Naruto sat there, daze, "Wow….that was….wow, nice kiss. I am glad I took a picture of it."
Hinata said, "How…wait, Kage Bunshin." Naruto nodded as a Kage Bunshin waved at her with a camera in hand.
"Now for dessert…" Naruto said, rummaging in the basket to pull out….
"Cinnamon buns….how did you know?" Hinata asked.
"Thank your father, he tipped me off on it. Also told me a story about a time you dressed up as a cinnamon bun for Halloween." Naruto said, amused.
Hinata blushed, "I was four and had a fetish for them! So sue me!"
Naruto laughed as Hinata pouted and chomped on her favorite dessert. Soon Hinata finished her buns and the two of them left to go back to the Hyuuga compound. Naruto walked inside and happened to meet Neji.
Neji scowled briefly, "Well, Hinata-sama, it seems you found yourself very happy. After all, two failures are better that one."
Naruto bit back a retort as Hinata said, "Think whatever you like, Neji-nii-san. I don't care, I rather be a proud failure than a blind genius because it seems being a genius means you have to be a complete asshole, proven by Sasuke Uchihas and yourself."
Neji's Byakugan flashed for a moment as Hinata and Naruto moved past the teen. "Well, Lady Hinata, I already exacted my anger on you, but it doesn't seem enough to break you. I guess that I have to mutilate your loser of a boyfriend."
Oh, how wrong Neji was going to be during the exams.
Hakureisaiga- Okay, that chapter is done, next will be the one you all been waiting for. The part where Naruto royally screws Neji's ass over and over and over and…you get the idea. Ever since I have discovered Fanfiction and reading them, I have thought of many torture methods for Neji…and plus with some of the ones with you guys gave me.
Naruto- Neji Hyuga, you will pay dearly for hurting Hinata-chan!
Hakureisaiga- Calm down, Naruto..you will kil…er, I mean, kick Neji's ass soon….very soon.