Naruto, where art thou?
Chapter one-------the beginning.
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto as much as we'd like to, also the story is not really an original idea so if you want it……….. (Sob, sob) This isn't quite based on the show as they are around16, and Sasuke is still there.
It all started with a 'truth or dare' game (A/N……we know, it always starts with a truth or
dare game). Originally, Naruto, Sasuke and Lee had been invited to the Hyuuga mansion by
Negi to do some training. Then Sakura, Tenten and Hinata came by (it being Hinata's house
and all), and then Kiba (and Akamaru naturally) came by, followed by Shikamaru, Ino and
Choji. No-one knew why Gaara, Kankauro and Temari where there, but no-one had the heart
(or the courage) to send them away!
After a while Sasuke and Negi gave up on trying to train (Naruto had stopped as soon as
Sakura had walked in-mainly because she had punched him for talking to her). None of them
knew where Lee had got to, though Tenten thought he might have decided to run around
Konoha in less than one minute (without taking his weights off, because that would be
cheating!!!)
As we said before they were playing a truth or dare game (which may explain why Temari was covered in feathers).
"Damn it!!!!! Never!!! I repeat NEVER, try flying on an oversized fan in a swarm of birds!"
"Just spin the bottle" muttered Sasuke.
"Fine then!" she spun the bottle around.
"Whirl whirl twizzle spurlly twurly spurlly nurely twirly!!! Shouted Naruto, much to the annoyance of Sakura. Twizzle pwiz-
SMACK!!!!!!!!!
Sakura stood there, her fist raised and her eyes on fire and completely out of chakra!!! (Mwuhahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so evil!!! Completely out of Chakra "smack" in other words punch!!!!! Man if you've been keeping up with the new series of Naruto, you know what I mean!!!!!
Let's just say Naruto won't be in the show for a LONG time!!!! That is if he can get back to Konoha!!!! )
OVER AT THE SAND VILLIAGE
"Hey is that a meteor?" said a tall jounin. "Yes it is! Send word for the Kazekage NOW!!!! It's an emergency!!!
"Sir, the Kazekage went to Konoha for some unknown reason."
"What!! Just the luck!!!! We have no choice but to – DUCK!!!!!"
A large object came zooming by. The jounin only just ducked in time!!
"What was that!" cried a chounin!
"I think that's…isn't that Naruto?!!" Exclaimed the tall jounin.
BACK IN KONOHA……..
"Umm, Sakura" said a scared Hinata. "Will Naruto ever return?"
"Oh he'll be back. He always comes back!!" growled Sakura. Slowly the fire died from her eyes, and she sat back down in her place in the circle. Temari picked up the bottle once again and started to spin it. The others watched the spinning bottle, pretending that nothing had happened – and really, it was only Naruto!
The bottle continued to spin, until it stopped-and ended up pointing at the evil, raven-haired Uchiha.
"Mhn." He muttered.
This is the end of chapter 1. It will get better and start to make sense soon………we hope. Please continue to read, and please, please, PLEASE review!!!! Remember-positive comments are greatly appreciated as is HELPFUL criticism, but flame will be ignored as we have flame –proof jackets.