Hakureisaiga- I am back, guys, with another chapter of The Destiny of Sparda's Descendent. Time to answer some reviews and I will update my other story Rise of the Dragoon Fox on Friday

Naruto- Time to answer some reviews

Oraman Asturi- As tempting as that sounds, I prefer to keep Neji uncastrated, but skinning …hmm, maybe for Danzo or Orochimaru

Ultimate-Zelda-fan- Damn straight!

Narutohina56- Oh come on, it is fucking Orochimaru and Danzo

Sky Zephyrus- I will!

God of all- Arigotou yo!

Darkvizardking59- Yes, hook me up, man! I could use some torture methods with Orochimaru and Danzo and thanks for the idea!

Lightning blade49, demon of the mist- Damn, you two hate Danzo and Orochimaru with a passion, don't you? Don't wonder they will die at first…but I'm going to bring them back as much as I hate to say it

Animefanbren- Yes, yes we will

VanillaIce1- Isaribi…hmm, possible. Plan for the curse mark, a definite HELL YES! Kyuubi, she will fess up in due time, my friend.

Vixen Uchiha- To clarify, Naruto is a little pissed at Kakashi because he neglected Sakura and himself somewhat for advice and training. Also the fact that Kakashi is training Sasuke for the fact that he is honoring Obito's death. Naruto believes that Kakashi is too much in the past and can't honor Obito's death by just training Sasuke and neglecting the rest. Plus who wouldn't be pissed at Kakashi when he gave Ebisu to Naruto to practice simple chakra control. Naruto knew that his chakra control was bad and planned on working on it, so Kakashi basically jacked himself up.

Naruto-Now to kick Neji's ass to the ground!!!

Naruto woke up slowly and thought to himself, "Today is the day that I humiliate, torture, and possibly maim in the process Neji Hyuga, but first, I need to perform that jutsu." Naruto got up and slit his wrist, letting his blood flow on the ground until a pool collected on the ground.

Next, he performed hand signs, "Kinjutsu: Blood Clone Jutsu!!" Four clones emerged from the pool of blood, then Naruto went through fifteen hand signs, "Ninpou: Soul Release Jutsu!!" He placed his hand over his heart and four glowing orbs came out of his body.

One was a deep red, another deep one, the third one was a mix of red and blue and the last one was a deep orange. One by one, they shot into each clone and shifted into Dante, Vergil, Nero and Kasumi.

"Since when the nine hells did you learn those jutsu?" Kasumi asked.

Naruto said, "When Mizuki-teme tricked me into stealing the Forbidden Scroll, I found those jutsu before Kage Bunshin. They were fairly easy to read, so I memorized the signs to see that later on, they would be useful to me. It appears I was right…now let's get going, there are battles to be fought today."

Naruto gave Rebellion, Ivory, and Ebony to Dante, Red Queen to Nero, Yamato to Vergil, and temporarily Berial to Kasumi until she could find her old sword again. Dante said, "It's so good to be back again…hey, Naruto, I have an idea….what do you say we rock Konoha to the core."

Naruto smiled, "Sounds like a plan, Dante!"

Then the Jinchuuriki grew serious, "Okay, Kasumi, there is a high possibility that the Sound and Sand ninja will try to siege the walls and make most of the force move there, so I will need you dispose of them quickly. Vergil will assist you shortly after our little scene. Dante and Nero, you will go to the Kage Box to help oji-san, I am sure Orochimaru will disguise himself as the Kazekage or one of his bodyguards."

The four nodded at Naruto's plan and headed out of the Sparda complex.

Stadium- Tenten and Hinata sat next to each other as the spectators filed in to their seats. "Hey, Hinata, how are you?" Tenten asked to the Hyuga. Hinata replied, "I am fine, Ten-chan." Tenten's eyes widened, "Hey…you are not stuttering anymore." Hinata giggled a bit, "Yeah, well, being around Naruto-kun can change a lot in a girl."

Tenten said, "Speaking of him, where is he? Everyone is here except him, even Shikamaru. It is not likely for him to be late for something this big." Just then Sakura, Ino, and Kiba walked up to them. "Hey, do you mind if we sit here?" the Yamanaka asked.

Both of the girls shook their heads and the three newcomers sat down. "I wonder where Naruto and Sasuke-kun is? It's not likely for Naruto to be late, and Sasuke….I am guessing that Kakashi-sensei rubbed off of him."

Ino reassured her old best friend, "I am sure that they are both fine. Naruto may be a joker, but he has gotten strong…remember he did defeat Konoha' Weapon Mistress and former top kunoichi of the year….no offense, Tenten." Tenten smiled at her, "None taken, Ino." Ino continued, "And Sasuke is an Uchiha, trained by one of Konoha's best jonin."

Sakura smiled at her friend, "Thanks, Ino…I just want to thank him for sending Ebisu-sensei to train me. I don't want to be left behind while they are getting stronger."

Raido said, "There is no sign of Uchiha Sasuke or Uzumaki Naruto, Lord Hokage."

Sarutobi replied, "I'm aware of Naruto's whereabouts, but Sasuke is still not here yet, eh?" Then he noticed the Kazekage and his bodyguards approaching, "We will discuss this later."

He greeted the Kazekage, "Welcome, Kazekage-dono, I trust that your journey here was safe." The Kazekage said, "It was a bit long and tiring, but Hokage-dono, you look a bit older. Shouldn't you be looking for a Godaime soon?"

The Sandaime inwardly scowled, "According to Kin's insight, Orochimaru will be disguised and near me to try and kill me. Also he does have a knack for wanting to be known as a powerful person….such as the Yondaime Kazekage. Luckily due to a month preparation, thanks to Naruto and Kin, I am prepared for this moment." He thought.

Instead he chose to laugh, "No, not yet….I believe that I will be able to do this for at least another five more years. Well…then." Sarutobi stood up and announced, "Welcome, everyone, to the Chunin Exam Finals! Before we start the main tournament matches between the eight participants who made it pass the preliminaries….one of them would like to present a musical number to entertain the audience."

The Kazekage said, "If there are eight, one seems to be missing."

The Hokage replied as he sat down, "Which is why we are allowing this to happen." Genma said, "Before we move, look at this for a moment. There have been some minor changes to the matches, check once again to see who you are fighting."

Shikamaru thought, "I had an extra match with that Dosu guy….did he forfeit or something?" The Jonin said, "Now then…let's clear the area." As soon as they cleared the area, a blast erupted in the middle of the room to reveal a stage with instruments along with four cloaked people.

Then one by one, the cloaks were thrown off to reveal Nero, Dante, Vergil, and lastly Naruto." Naruto said with a smirk, "Heh…it's ShowTime." Then he thought to himself, "I hope Kasumi takes over those summoners quickly, so most of the main forces will be deployed here."

The Spardas walked on the stage to their instruments. Vergil to the bass guitar, Dante to the acoustic, Nero to the drums, and Naruto to the electric guitar and microphone.

(Warriors of Time by Black Tide)

Woah, Oh, Oh
Woah, Oh, Oh

We are the ones
We are the warriors
We are the ones who fight for our right
We fight alone
And yeah we get what we want
We love the battle
And we will die for our cause

Woah, Oh, Oh

We are the warriors of time
We are the warriors of time
We are the warriors of time
We are the warriors of time
Yeah

Now we will fight (We will fight)
'Til the day that we die
And we will live (We will live)
For the battle
For the people
And they will tell (They will tell)
All the stories
About the warriors of time

Woah, Oh, Oh

We are the warriors of time
We are the warriors of time
We are the warriors of time
We are the warriors of time

We
Are
The warriors of time

We are the warriors of time (The warriors of time)
We are the warriors of time (The warriors of time)
We are the warriors of time (The warriors of time)
We are the warriors of time
Yeah

The warriors
The warriors
The warriors
Of time

The warriors
The warriors
The warriors
Of time

The warriors
The warriors
The warriors
Of time

We are the warriors of time
We are the warriors of time (Of time)

"That baka always has to do something flashy." Sakura said with a soft smile on her face amongst the cheers. Tenten said, "True, but he is quite a crowd pleaser though. I wonder who those three are, I have never seen them before."

Naruto nodded to the rest of the Spardas and Vergil disappeared with pure speed while Dante and Nero moved towards the Kage box. Genma commented, "Nice touch, kid." Naruto grinned, "I aim to please, now how about we start this tournament." Genma nodded and called out, "Will Hyuga Neji please come down to the stadium?"

Neji walked down the stairs and into the open toward Genma and Naruto with his arrogant smirk on his face. Naruto frowned and calm himself down, resisting the urge to wipe that smirk off of the Hyuga's face. "I hope that Naruto-kun keeps his word…I doubt that he will show restraint against him." Hinata thought to herself, clasping her hands in her lap.

Tenten looked at Hinata and whispered, "Don't worry, Naruto will keep his word, Hinata. He always does." The proctor said, "First match: Neji Hyuga vs. Naruto…" He trailed off to see which name he should use. "Proctor-san, go ahead and say it…they are bound to know anyway."

Genma nodded, "Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze-Sparda."

The crowd howled in protest until Naruto activated his Devil Trigger for a brief moment, shutting up their mouths. "Fight!" Genma shouted and moved far away, knowing about the Sparda's vendetta against Neji from Hayate.

"I am going to enjoy beating you, Sparda." Neji said.

Naruto said, "Oh, really? And I expect you to go and run to daddy and he will say good boy, Neji, here, have a bone!" Then he started to clap his hands as if he were calling a dog, "Come on, Neji, let's go."

Neji flashed his Byakugan and charged at him. Kiba said, "Naruto, move…he is dangerous in close combat." Naruto flipped backwards, summoning Gilgamesh and blocked Neji's swipes using the gauntlets.

Then the Jinchuuriki kicked him away, making Neji skid across the floor. The crowd gasped at the sight, a Hyuga was being bested in taijutsu. The Hyuga got up, "You just got lucky."

Naruto said, "Yeah, I guess I did….care to try your luck again, Hyuga." Neji charged in yet again and striked at Naruto, but the Sparda saw every move that the Hyuga made against him and just blocked using one arm, but then Neji got through his defense only for his wrist to be caught by Naruto.

"Hmmm….you improved." Then Naruto issued a palm strike to Neji's chest sending him sprawling to the ground. "Enough of this shit…Ninpou: Genwahi no Jutsu!" Neji looked up and a flash of blinding light blinded him. (A/N: Sucks to see 360 degrees around you, eh?)

Neji was forced to deactivate his Byakugan for a moment and closed his eyes, giving Naruto plenty of time to launch his assault. "Ninpou: Shugokokuira no Jutsu."The bleached blond whispered.

Sakura said, "So that is his plan." Ino said, "What is?" Hinata answered, "The Genwahi or Blinding Light Jutsu converts your chakra into a bright flash temporarily blinding the opponent, since Neji is blinded…Naruto was able to cast a genjutsu over him…I wonder which one it is though."

Neji, not knowing that he was in the genjutsu, opened his eyes back up to find devastation, burning buildings, cracked walls, blood and dead people. "Heh…idiot, does he know that the Byakugan can see through genjutsu." He thought as he fixed to activate his Byakugan until he heard something that chilled him to the bone. "Neji.." a voice said. Neji stiffened and turned to the voice, "F-Father?" Sure enough, there was his father, Hizashi Hyuga, with a slash across his throat and a blood spatter on his white robe. "N-Neji, look…look at what you have done." Hizashi gurgled. Neji turned around to see Team Gai and several of his fellow Branch members all looking dead, killed in gruesome ways.(A/N: He may act like he does not care about them, but he does in secret, kinda like…Sasuke)Tenten said, "Neji, you asshole…why did you betray us? We trusted you with our lives!" Neji flinched at her words, and then Lee spoke up, "That was most unyouthful of you…Neji. I can't believe that you were my rival." Neji said, "No…I didn't do…this." Gai said, "Yes, you did, Neji. I am so disappointed in you." The Hyuga turned to see Gai's face, it didn't have that goofy, cheerful face he always have on, this facial expression was grim. Neji cried, "I didn't do this!" Lee retorted, "Then what is that in your hand, bastard." Neji looked down to see that his hands were heavily covered in blood and he was holding a bloody wakizashi. "No….no, no…" Neji said, trembling. Suddenly the Branch members, his father, and Team Gai surrounded him, shouting their opinions in harsh tones. The cries of traitor, monster, Main Family dog, and Bastard rang out, heavily bombarding Neji's mind. "No…please, stop. I didn't do this…it isn't my fault, I would never do this….no…no…no." Neji whispered as he cried and held his hand, kneeling.

Suddenly a voice came to his ears, "Wow, you cracked in less than ten minutes, that is funny since your Byakugan can see genjutsu too." Neji looked behind him to see that the world has changed back into the stadium. Neji quickly wiped his tears away, "You…you did this…you bastard!" he growled at him.

Naruto, leaning against the wall, "Oh, stop it, I could have let you suffer for twenty more minutes, but I am not finished with you yet, Neji Hyuga. Taskete koi!" Naruto flipped through hand signs ending with an unidentified hand sign, "Akuton: Kineshouka no Jutsu!!" Suddenly the Hyuga teen found him strapped to the table with familiar Hyuga elders surrounding him. Naruto's voice echoed throughout the realm, "So this is your worst memory, eh?"

Neji said, "Release me!"

Naruto said, "So why would I do that? I would have not gone through the trouble to cast the jutsu." Neji struggled to dispel the genjutsu, but his Byakugan couldn't activate and he tried biting his lip to breaking it.

"Oh, I forgot to mention, Neji. This is a devil art, only I or an intelligent demon can do. In order to dispel this jutsu, the user must be dead, which is not going to happen now or the victim must have a higher chakra capacity. You don't have that kind of chakra level, so enjoy your suffering." Naruto faded away and Neji began to scream as he felt the burning of the seal on his forehead.

Real World-Naruto was practicing his moves as Neji's screams expelled from his mouth. Neji began to roll around, clutching his head. The villagers who had hurt Naruto in the past paled in fear at the sight.

"Kami-sama, what kind of jutsu did you put him in?" Genma whispered.

Hinata was torn, a part of her wanted Naruto to continue torturing Neji, but the other conflicting side of her wanted Naruto to end his suffering.

Naruto looked at Neji, clutching his head and tears flowing down his face, "Well, this works out nicely, the villagers witness my wrath and my ability to torture him if they cross me and Neji gets some psychological pain. The next step is humiliation!" he thought, "Fifteen minutes are up."

Naruto cancelled the genjutsu and Neji stopped clutching his head, panting in exertion. Then he gritted his teeth, anger and rage flashed through his eyes, "I am going to kill you, Naruto, I was just going to maim you in front of Lady Hinata to make her suffer, but now I changed my mind. Die!"

Neji's anger provided him with newfound speed and Naruto had to put up an effort at the enraged Hyuga's strikes. "Shit, I really pissed him off, didn't I?" he thought to himself as he twisted to the side to move.

Then Neji tried to sweep kick him, but Naruto flipped over him, grabbing his ponytail to launch him to the wall. Neji came after him, but Naruto moved again to slap a seal on his back.

The crowd's mouths dropped, and the women covered their children's eyes. "Wow…I never thought I see the day that Neji would wear that…"Tenten thought as she shuddered at the sight. Neji looked at himself to see that his clothes changed into green spandex and orange leg warmers.

"What the fuck did you do to me?" He screamed at Naruto.

Naruto blinked and started to laugh at him, Neji moved toward him only to feel uncomfortable with each step. Naruto moved while he was laughing his ass off while people were taking pictures.

Then the Jinchuuriki took off the seal and pulled down Neji's pants. Neji flushed in embarrassment as the crowd howled in laughter at the Sparda's new prank and to make even matters worse, Neji was wearing pink boxer briefs. Hiashi covered Hanabi's eyes while Hinata gaped in horror at seeing her cousin's undergarments.

Kiba howled in laughter as Sakura, Ino, and Tenten shut their eyes at the horrendous sight. Naruto whistled, "Well, what do you know? Tough guys do wear pink, remind me to put this on Mythbusters."

Hiashi was chuckling lightly at Naruto's antics with a smile on his face while Hanabi was in shock. "How…How is this happening? Neji has not even touched him once, this baka actually has been able to best him at every move. I refuse to believe that Neji is being beaten by this….fool, this commoner."

Meanwhile the contestants except Shino and Gaara were laughing hard especially Kankuro. Izumo was taking pictures of Neji, so he could sell them on the Internet to the Neji Fan Club while his teammate and friend, Kotetsu was videotaping it. "Oh hell yeah, this is definitely going on YouTube." He thought as he grinned.

Neji pulled up his pants quickly and proceeded to attack, but Naruto got behind him, shouting, "Konoha Taijutsu Ougi: Sennen Goroshi- Gilgamesh Style!!"Naruto jammed his fingers into his ass and launched him into the tree. Dante and Nero along with the Hokage were chuckling lightly.

Dante said, "You got to admit, he definitely inherited your style of humiliating people in the worst way."

Nero grinned, "I agree with you there."

The Kazekage scowled in his mind, "Damn, I wanted to know what he could do…so far he has shown only one powerful B-rank genjutsu, the other I can't do unless I get his blood…Naruto-kun, Sasuke-kun, you both will be mine."

Naruto thought, "And finally the last step of all….total anal rapage mixed with some pwnage."Naruto thought as he slipped into his fighting stance, bouncing on his toes. Suddenly kunai was thrown in his direction, but Naruto used the greaves and gauntlets on his arms and legs to block them away as Neji ran out with murder in his eyes.

Neji aimed a strike at Naruto's heart, but the Jinchuuriki jumped to the side and back fisted Neji in the face. Neji clutched his face as Naruto grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and slugged him in the stomach.

The Hyuga bent over, clutching his stomach and began to dry heave, but Naruto didn't stop there. He continued to hit him in the same area, lifting Neji in the air and then lifted his leg to kick his opponent in the chin.

Neji flipped backwards in the air due to the momentum. Neji quickly recovered and Naruto charged at him. "Kaiten!!" Neji shouted, spinning as a barrier of chakra surrounded him and flung Naruto backwards into the ground.

Next, Neji quickly slipped into a familiar stance, "Gentle Fist Style: Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms!!"

Hiashi thought, "Amazing, Neji actually recreated the Kaiten and the 8 Trigrams 64 Palms Technique on his own….although Hinata has shown great progress in her training, Neji is a true genius and will not be able to attain clan head since he is in the cadet branch. Perhaps…maybe you will bring down the Main Family…Hizashi."

Hanabi thought smugly, "Heh, once that technique is unleashed, it will be all over….that commoner can't defeat my cousin Neji."

Neji shouted, "2 Palms!"

"4 Palms!"

"8 Palms!"

"16 Palms!"

"32 Palms!"

"64 Palms!!!"

Naruto flew to the ground and Neji charged his chakra to his right palm, "And now…the final blow!" Hinata gripped her seat, Tenten let out a silent scream, Ino and Sakura watched in horror while Kiba shouted, "Naruto, you idiot! Move!"

Genma was about to stop Neji, but to his and everyone's surprise, Naruto caught Neji's wrist before the chakra-laced palm reached his head.

"Neji Hyuga, blood type O+, born on July 13th, son of Hizashi and Miko Hyuga (both deceased), living known relatives: Hinata Hyuga, Hiashi Hyuga, and Hanabi Hyuga, former Rookie of the Year, ne?" Naruto said casually with his head bowed.

Neji sneered at him, "I am guessing that Hinata-sama or Hiashi-sama told you my information."

Naruto got up easily to his surprise, "Surprised, after each hit you gave me on that technique, I used my remaining chakra to release the sealed points and no, they neither told me about that information. I did research myself and….you know, for someone who believes in fate actually tries to defy it as well. You are such a hypocrite, Neji!"

Neji jerked his head away and attacked him, saying, "I have never defied my fate, you asshole!" Naruto planted a well placed kick to his chest, sending Neji into the wall. "Really now? Then let's recap, bitch ass motherfucker!" Naruto shouted, "Fate supposedly made the Cadet Branch family to become the weakest link of the Hyuga clan." Neji moved out of his crater and moved against Naruto, but the teenager performed Draw and shouted, "Straight!"

The punch connected as Naruto shouted, "But you defied that fate by recreating the Kaiten and the Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms technique." Then the Sparda launched him in the air, "It was fate that Hinata could have defeated you with one mere hand sign that is connected to that seal on your forehead…but you defied that fate by facing her without fear and proceeded to beat her to an inch on her life I might add….Full House!!" Hinata thought, "Naruto-kun…."

Neji fell to the ground hard and struggled to get up. "This is for Lee-san, Neji…I will not unleash the full power of my youth!!!" Naruto moved into the Goken stance, Neji's eyes widened as Naruto's chakra rose. Naruto moved with speed, punching and kicking Neji around the stadium like a pinball.

Then Naruto kicked him into the air and instantly appeared behind him and wrapped him into bandages. "Take this….Ura Renge!" Naruto moved quickly toward the ground to see Neji still falling to the ground.

He stated, "It was fate that I was destined to lose to you, but I defied that fate by believing in myself, the urge to defend Hinata-hime's honor, and to get that annoying fate stick out of your ass!"

He began to charge up his right fist, glowing in a yellow light, "And now…you will pay the price for believing…in such bullshit!!! Take this!!! RISING DRAGON!!!!!!" He planted an uppercut to Neji's chin, and then he shouted, "Not yet, DIVINE DRAGON!!!"

His charged left arm shot up to Neji's chin again, snapping Neji's head back up and making his body twist in the air since Naruto spinned while he did the uppercut. "And now….SHOCKING!!!!" Naruto's fist emitted a shockwave toward Neji's body, sending his battered and bruised body to the ground.

Neji fell so hard that there was a loud crack heard throughout the stadium. (A/N: No, Neji is not dead, just that his arms and legs broke in several places at the same time, he will be incapacitated)Neji thought in pain, "Ugh, I…can't move at all…I guess that this is it, he is really going to kill me."

Naruto looked at him with pity, "Hinata has suffered as much as you, Neji. You never realized this but her dream is to unite the Hyuga clan as a whole by removing that seal of hatred that your Cadet Branch has. Yes, you were correct about Hinata earlier…she is too kind and was not confident in her abilities, but you were wrong about her determination, it allowed her to steel herself and become confident enough to face you. She may not have won the physical battle, but she won her fight for your heart."

Neji's eyes widened at Naruto's speech, "I wanted to kill you for hurting my friend…I still do now, but I won't because it would cause Hinata grief to lose you and she begged me to spare your life. Also don't act like you know it all, there are others had it worse than you because of a seal."

Naruto lifted his shirt to reveal his seal on his stomach, "There are others who grew up without family or companionship because of their seals….so stop spewing that shit about fate. Fate can't control your life unless you wish it..." Naruto was about to walk away unless he turned his head back to him, "And your father, Neji…didn't die to protect the Main family. He died and I quote 'For his brother and his family to prevent war against Kumogakure, your uncle has a scroll written in your father's own hand before he died."

Neji's eyes widened at this news as he was carried away on a stretcher.

"Winner: Naruto Sparda!" Genma shouted.

Then he thought, "Damn, he did serious damages to Neji. I think he broke a few ribs including his arms and legs." Naruto shunshined to the stadium as the crowd clapped while the majority of the civilians were inwardly panicking at the fact that they persecuted their Yondaime's only son. (A/N: Oh, yeah! You bitches are screwed!!)

"Nice job, Naruto. A little sadistic, but nice." Shikamaru said to the Jinchuuriki.

Naruto smiled, "Had to be done, Shika, had to be done."

He nodded to Hiashi who left to go see Neji. Naruto appeared beside Hanabi, "So firecracker, did you enjoy the show?"

Hanabi said, "You came here to gloat?"

Naruto said, "No, but I came here to see if you learned your lesson….never underestimate your opponent because he or she may be hiding their true nature. That was Neji's and eventually could be your downfall….remember that always, Hanabi."

Hanabi said softly, "I guess…that I have been blinded by pride."

Naruto said, "You are not the first to be blinded, you are the second person to lift the veil over your eyes." Hanabi asked, "Pray tell who the first was?" Naruto replied, "Your father, I gave him a wake-up call and reminded him of a promise between your mother and him."

Hanabi said, "What was she like?"

Naruto said, "Your mother Hinote was like a cross between Hinata and you. Kind, but fierce when angered, she was also shy, but she was powerful. She helped me out a lot when I was younger and tried to adopt me many times, but your counsel along with the civilians would not allow it. She even was the one who taught me how to fight at the age of seven. She loved you very much, she would always rubbed her stomach every 5 minutes."

Naruto paused, "Because of her death, I strive to be a ninja to protect Hinata and Hanabi…but then your father changed and I never got to see you since the council took advantage of Hiashi's depression."

Hanabi said with silent tears down her eyes, "Thank you, Naruto." Naruto smiled, "Hey, you finally called me by my name." Hanabi wiped her tears away, "I try to humble myself." Naruto said, "You do that."

Then Vergil and Kasumi came to Naruto, "Finished already?" Vergil asked. Naruto nodded, "The fleas in our home have been terminated in our house?" Kasumi replied, "Of course, do you have your fight on tape?" Naruto said, "Yep, I will need something to laugh at when I am down."

Two familiar voices rang out, "Naruto!" He turned to be glomped to the floor by Tenten and Hinata.

"Congratulations on your win!" Kiba said, "Dude, that fight will go down in history…especially that humiliation…just wish it was the Uchiha."

Naruto said, "Neji will be fine, some pain and humiliation is a small price to pay unless someone puts in on YouTube." Hinata said, "But couldn't you have been a bit more lenient." The Kyuubi Jinchuuriki said, "If I had, then he would have been changed at all. Sometimes that you have to give your family tough love."

He kissed Hinata as Kiba muttered, "It's about damn time you noticed."

Hinata wailed, "Kiba-kun!!"

Then he laughed as he did the same to Tenten. Kiba and Ino's mouths gaped at him. "Naruto, I can't believe that you are cheating in broad daylight!" Ino shouted. Sakura said, "No, Naruto being part of the Sparda clan falls under the Clan Restoration Act, which forces him to partake multiple wives like Sasuke."

Naruto turned to look at Sakura, "You have changed a lot, Sakura, usually you hit first, then ask questions when it comes to me."

Sakura said with a light blush, "That is because of your power…you have the power to change people just by meeting or fighting them. A gruff voice said, "It's true, kid, you do have that kind of power."

Naruto said, "Zabuza, Haku-chan!"

Zabuza said, "Nice job, you got your vengeance and a spot at becoming Chunin. You used the information on him and twist his words around to make him reckless and easier to defeat. Impressive!"

Naruto said, "Hmm…he still is not here yet. Kakashi must have rub off on him." Sakura said, "Naruto, aren't you going to introduce us to your friends?" Naruto slapped his forehead, "Oh, sorry, that is Vergil Sparda, a cousin of mine and his companion, Kasumi. I stumbled on them in the village a few weeks ago."

Vergil said, "A pleasure to meet you all." Kasumi bowed, "Pleased to meet you all, Naruto-kun has spoken about you all." She looked at Tenten and Hinata, "Especially you two."

Kage Box- "Lord Hokage, there is still no sign of Uchiha Sasuke." Raido whispered.

The Kazekage pretended not to hear, but listened carefully and inwardly panicked at Nero and Dante. "Where is Sasuke-kun? Who are these two, their chakra levels are stronger than my own. That blasted Sparda's name is written all over this, but my plan wasn't leaked. As long as the Sandaime doesn't know when I am attacking or how, I should be fine."Sarutobi thought to himself, "Now to confirm my suspicion."

The Sandaime set the bait, "It seems that I have no choice. Sasuke Uchiha will be disqualified." Orochimaru thought, "No! I need to stop this, I need him to start my operation."

The Kazekage said, "Hokage-dono, please wait a little longer for Uchiha-san to arrive and fight my son."

Sarutobi thought, "Got your bitch ass! According to Kin, the Kazekage has never called Gaara his son and doesn't give two shits about his well being. Also you show too much interest in Sasuke and Naruto."

The Hokage replied, "My, you seem quite fond of this fight, Kazekage-dono."

The disguised Kage of the Wind Country replied, "I am along with many others would like to see this fight. Sasuke Uchiha, the last loyal Uchiha against Gaara of the Sand, the son of the Yondaime Kazekage, it is an interesting match, don't you agree? It would be disappointing to the Daimyos and the audience."

Sarutobi nodded, "Hmm…fine, I will allow Sasuke Uchiha more time, but he will not be promoted to Chunin."

Hakureisaiga- *sigh* Had some midterms and those were brutal. But yes, Neji is broken literally…let me know if you liked it. If you don't, PM me some ideas to incorporate it in.