Naruto, where art thou?
CHAPTER 2 THE ….KINDA MIDDLE
Disclaimer: as always we do not own Naruto. We do love it but unfortunately……………..
Where we left off: The bottle continued to spin, until it stopped-and ended up pointing at the evil, raven-haired Uchiha.
"Mhn." He muttered.
"Now," Temari mused, thinking out loud, "what should we have this evil little Sharingan user do?"
"Temari," Sakura said, "You haven't asked Sasuke-kun what he wants to do yet. Truth, Dare, Double dare, Kiss a ….girl or Torture."
"Oh. Well, what is it then brat-boy?" Temari asked, peering at Sasuke.
"Mhn…." Sasuke muttered, thinking.
"Why does he always say that?" Chouji asked Shikamaru, between mouthfuls of chips.
"So troublesome." Shikamaru sighed.
"Come on Sasuke-kun!!!" whined Sakura.
"Hurry up!!!!!!" Tenten and Kankauro cried together.
"I choose-.." Sasuke was interrupted by Lee running into the room, tears running down his face.
"I couldn't do it!!!" he wailed, falling into Neji and Tenten's arms. "Whaaa!!"
"Lee, you just interrupted Sasuke –kun, choosing truth or dare!!!" Sakura shouted at him. Immediately Lee's tears dried up and he sat down hard next to Sakura, shouting happily,
"Oh, yes-the wonderful game of Youth!!!! I will play!!! Now Sasuke-choose what you will!!!!!"
"Mhn……dare." Sasuke said quietly.
"YES!!!" Temari screamed with Ino!!! "What should we have Sasuke do?!!"
(A/N what indeed???? Hahahahaha……")
Temari, Ino and (surprisingly Kiba) put their heads together and started talking about what evil thing they could inflict on Sasuke. Within minutes later all three turned to him, grinning evily.
"Sasuke, we have decided that you have to kiss Naruto (when he comes back)- on the lips!!!"
"Mhn…………"
"NANI?????????" Sakura yelled.
"That's the dare." Temari cried, grinning.
"Seeing as Naruto has not yet returned," Shikamaru said looking around, "We should spin the bottle again."
"YES!!!!" Lee yelled. "Let us continue the game of eternal Youth!!!!" Sasuke sighed and spun the bottle.
(A/N who will it land on…..who?????? hehhehehehehe…..")
The bottle continued to spin, and ended up pointing to Neji.
"Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss a girl or Torture?" Sakura said in a singsong voice.
"I choose…dare."
What to do, what to do..." Ino mused to herself.
"I have and idea." Temari said. She, Ino, Temari and Kiba went off to a quiet corner, until-
"AAh!!! That's so cruel Tenten!!! ……..I love it!!!" The foursome came back giggling.
"Neji," Tenten said to her partner, "You have to pick two other guys and one girl."
"……I pick…Kankauro…Gaara……and…….Hinata." Tenten and Ino collapsed from laughter.
"What???!!" Sakura cried "What is it?? What's the dare????????"
"N-Neji, Kankauro and G-G-Gaa-ra have to-to-hihihihihihihhi…" Ino tried to say through her tears of laughter.
"You have to- put on- hihihihihihihhi- a cat walk show!!!" Tenten roared.
"W-w-w-ha-at?" Neji whispered, fear showing in his eyes.
"And, Hinata has to be the judge!!!"
"WHAT??????"
"You mean-…we….."
"Yep!! Temari giggled, "You all have to be MODELS!!!!!!!!!!!"
So….this chapter is kind of short….but it sets the basics for a really hilarious chapter!!!!!
Naruto will come back soon, with a new friend!!!! Just wait till we get to Shikamaru!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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