Naruto, where art thou?

CHAPTER 3: THE EVIL DARE OF HELL!!!!

Disclaimer: We don't (sniff, sniff) own Naruto (sob, sob) but we would like to!!!!!!! Wahhhh!!!!!!!!!

Where we left off: "WHAT??????"

"You mean-…we…"

"Yep Temari giggled, "You all have to be MODELS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I won't do it!!!!!!!" Neji roared, "You can't make me!!!!!"

"You have to do it," Temari said calmly, "It's the rules."

"Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't make me!!!! I hate being in tight revealing outfits!!!!

Neji screamed.

"My you are a lot different to the Neji I know." Tenten said.

Ah! Tenten is looking at me! Act cool!!! Why am I doing this anyway? This is a disgrace to the Hyuuga family!! Ok then. I'll do this for Tenten just like Lee would do it for Sakura!! Oh my god!!! How low have I sunk to be doing some thing that LEE would do!!! Oh oh, Tenten is looking at me!!! What do I say, what do I say??

"Me do it!!!" Neji said very fast.

"Nani?" Tenten asked.

Oh I hate it when she says that!!! Oh my god I am such a loser!!!!

"I'll do it!!!" said Neji.

"Ok then. You're gonna do it! Great!!!

Oh shit! I hate it when she smiles!!!

"Ok then, is everyone ready?" and without waiting for an answer she said "Great!!! Now everyone has to where there underwear- Gaara, what are you doing!!!

The young Kazekage was choking himself with his own sand.

"Hinata, get some water!!!!" Temari yelled.

She bolted to the well as fast as she could, and then grabbed a bucket and filled it up to the very brim and then ran back as fast as she could.

"Poor it on his sand!!" Temari yelled.

Sploosh!!

The water crumbled away into mud, splatting on the ground.

"Damn you!!!" Gaara said loudly.

"Well, go into the Neji's room and strip," the threesome went into Neji's room, and for some odd reason Kankauro left without any fuss.

(A/N I wonder why???!!! Mwuhahahahahahahah)

5 minutes past by, and finally, they came out covered in towels. Hinata looked like about she was about to faint, sweat coming from her face in mass quantities dripping on to the ground, splash, splash, it went.

"First up w-w-we have G-G-G-Gaara!"

Gaara stepped up to the stage (which was actually just the floor with a border made out of some of Neji's and Hinata's kimonos) shaking all over.

He tried to throw off his towels, but he ended up getting caught in them and tripping over because he was shaking so badly. He eventually managed to get up and drop the towels.

"Here is Gaara in his u-u-u-u-u-u…….."

Hinata ran out of the room and Gaara thought she was about to puke, especially since when she came back (luckily he had stopped disgracing his village, and he thought he would leave this for his brother) she was very pale.

"Next u-u-up is Kankauro." She said.

Kankauro walked up surprisingly calm. He started swinging his head around and standing in very disturbing positions that we won't mention.

Hinata looked at the music playing but it was still on 3 minutes.

She looked around at the others, and this is what she saw: Neji looking absolutely terrified, Sasuke looking as though he was about to puke, Temari was wide-eyed and looking extremely hopeful, Tenten was about the same, Sakura was looking at Sasuke, Gaara had a look on that seemed to say, I can't believe I just did that and Lee was hitting his head with his weights.

Hinata looked at the C – D player she was hoping that it would only have 5 seconds left, but no, it had 2 more minutes to go.

She had no choice but to run out of the room, run to the toilet and throw up. This was not her day, she had thrown up twice, one of her……friends, was smashed out of Konoha, and her cousin was about to act like Kankauro. The thought of that was enough to make her throw up again. She thought that she should come back and see how it was going, seeing as she was the judge.

When she came in, straight away she looked at the C – D player and saw that it only had 10 seconds left….9…..8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1. She sighed with relief but then she remembered Neji.

"Why, why me?" She managed to say. "N-N-Neji, it's your turn." She choked.

Neji stepped up and dropped his towel, to reveal his secret shame: pink underpants with flowers on them.

Neji looked at Tenten.

(A/N to sum it all up in 2 words)

Mega Blush

He began to walk down the isle. Everyone was staring at him in total and utter disbelief. Lee and Sasuke were staring at him with their mouths wide open. Sakura had managed to pull her eyes from her gorgeous Sasuke-kun and was staring at Neji in amazement. Shikamaru was completely speechless, as was Ino. Even Chouji had stopped eating. Temari, Kiba and Gaara were frozen in their spots, but Kankauro was watching Neji with amusement and enjoyment on his face. He's pretty good looking. The puppet manipulator thought.

Neji was ready to die.

He glanced at the C-D player and saw his turn was almost over. He struck a pose (and ended up looking like Elvis on a bad day) and ran from the room, to put on clothes that would make him feel a lot better.

Tenten had a look on her face that was similar to Kankauro's

"I think Neji did well." She said. Everyone turned to her (except Kankauro who was nodding in agreement) with looks of horror on their faces.

"What did you think Hinata?" Hinata didn't answer. It took the others a minute to realize she had collapsed on the floor, unconscious, her nose bleeding.

"Hinata?" Sakura asked coming over to look at her friend in concern. She held her ear to Hinata's chest, and a moment later turned around in amazement.

"I think Hinata's dead."

Neji walked back into the room, trying with all his might to pretend he hadn't just scarred himself (and everyone else) for life, as well as possibly have killed Hinata.

"Neji," Sakura said to him in a gentle voice, "I'm afraid she's…..dead." Neji keeled over- dead as a door nail.

"I know!!" Lee shouted. "I'll give her the Curry of Life!!!"

"How, how did you……?" Tenten asked, looking at her friend in amazement. Lee wasn't listening to her (which was quite natural), he was spoon feeding Hinata the bubbling, red, tar like substance. Hinata swallowed………and suddenly a huge flame burst from her mouth, scorching the ceiling.

"Well Hinata," Lee said, feeling immensely proud of himself, "How do you feel?" Hinata gave a weak little cough.

"Now for Neji," Lee pushed the evil curry into the Hyuuga's mouth, just as Tenten was screaming,

"Noooo, Lee!!!! Don't!!!! It doesn't work on Neji….." But it was too late. Neji clawed at his throat for several minutes before losing consciousness again.

"Oops." Lee mumbled, sitting back in the circle quietly.

"Sooo….." Sakura said, looking around. "Let's continue shall we?"

"As Neji is still dead, I will spin the bottle." Kankauro said, picking up the tiny thing that had already caused so much pain (A/N hehhehehehehe…………and how much more will come……?)

The bottle spun around and around. It landed on Akamaru.

"Akamaru, I dare you to…..eh, what's the point?" Kankauro asked, dismissing the growling dog, "I'll just spin again."

It landed on Shikamaru.

"Ooh, yes!!!!" Ino cried, chuckling with Chouji, "We have worked out the perfect dare for you."

"But, I don't want a troublesome dare!"

"Too bad."

"Sheesh. Fine, what's the dare?"

"You have to do a pole dance!"

"SH"

So, how did ya like this one? We liked it very much!!! The point of this story (whatever it is) will come soon, as will Naruto because we miss him (sniff, sniff). Please continue to read and review all new chapters.