------------NARUTO, WHERE ART THOU? --------------

THE RETURN OF THE TWIT

Sooo…..we haven't updated for a long time, but we've been doing other things (hehehe that should hold it). By the way, me (Howls-Princess) is writing this fic with my brother,' cause he loves Naruto just as much as I do (maybe more!!! SHOCK! HORROR!) Anyway, for those of you who are still reading this thank you sooo much, and thanks for reviewing!!! Reviews make the world go round!!

NEJI: How could you make me do that????!!!!

HOWLS-PRINCESS: Uhmmmm……it was funny?

NEJI: No it wasn't funny!!!!!

HOWLS-PRINCESS: …..yes it was.

NEJI: NO IT WASN'T!!!!!!! And the pink underwear????
HOWLS-PRINCESS: We tell it like it is buddy.

NEJI: I do NOT wear pink underwear!!!!! You guys just have no imaginations!!!!

BROTHER: banana!!

NEJI: Huh??

HOWLS-PRINCESS: Huh??

BROTHER…I'll be going now.

NEJI: R-right.

HOWLS-PRINCESS: hehhehehehehe…..on with the show…hehe...hehe...oh brother….

Disclaimer: Same as always, don't own Naruto…want to, can't, cry about it every night, yada,

yada, yada.

Naruto stumbled through the hot, hot desert. He had been walking around in circles for hours, and he was so THIRSTY!!

"Man, I wish I had something to drink, ANYTHING to drink." He yelled for the thousandth time. His foot brushed against something hard and metal. He fell over, Naruto style (which means he forgot all the ninja training on how to fall properly) and ended up with his feet over his head and his face very close to his butt. After some confusion on how to stand up properly

(Naruto seemed to forget which way was up and which way was not up, aka down), but he finally managed to stand up and was able to look around to see if he could find the metal THING that had tripped him up. After locating said object from the inside of his shoe he held it up to see what it was. In short, it was a lantern. It looked like it had originally been silver, but it had spent so long in the desert that it had become kinda brown.

"What the-?" Naruto rubbed the lantern hard, to see if it really had been silver once upon a time. Suddenly smoke started to pour out the end of the little lantern (A/N you know the drill- big boom, genie comes out, blah, blah, and blah--------

GENIE: hey!! You're ruining my moment!!

HOWLS-PRINCESS: oops. Sorry.

"Whoa!!!!" Naruto yelled, dancing around in circles once the genie had explained who he was and what he was, "A Genie!!! Oh YES!! Excellent!!!" Bob sighed, (A/N umm…Bob would be the genie…)

"Yes, I am a genie. Now what d'ya wish for? I have a TV show I really want to get back too!!! It's about this little boy, who is a ninja, and he has this weird fox thing in him, and there's this really hot dude called Orochimaru and..." Naruto wasn't listening. He was thinking very hard about what he should wish for.

"Come on kid!!!"

"Umm…I dunno. I really want ramen, but I also want more ninja skills, and I want Sakura-chan to like me, and…"

"Hurry up!!!!"

"Well I would really like something to drink…"

"That's great. Here you go." Bob clicked his stubby fingers together and a large can of some sort of liquid appeared in Naruto's hand.

"Uh……what is it?"

"I dunno apple juice or somethin'. Could be vodka or sake or somethin' like that."

"Thanks!" said Naruto, "I'll drink it later. Hey, could you give me a zap or something to send me home? I'm kinda stuck…"

"Yeah, sure whatever. I just wanna see the bit where they go find that bug thing." He clicked his fingers again, and Naruto was sent whizzing back to Konoha. And you should have seen his face when he saw what his friends had been doing!!

"Why is a pineapple pole dancing in front of Ino and Kankauro?"

Well this was very short, but we promise the next chapters will be long and funny. Please keep reading and reviewing, and guess what??? You may flame if you want to!!!! The only consequence is that in the middle of the next chapter we will write out all of your bad comments and make fun of them and you!!! Won't that be fun??????

Anyway, reviews make the world go round so thanks in advance. Also, thanks to the people who have already reviewed especially sharingan-user 2 (not quite sure how you spell it), you rock!!!!

Sayonara for now…until we meet again.