Hakureisaiga-It has been a while, but I finally got this chapter down….now if anyone is disappointed with the battle scenes, I apologize….the manga has been pissing me off especially Danzo. But anyway….on with the story….after reviews

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Xbusterz- Because he has people that love him and forgives, but not forgets

Ultimate-Zelda-fan- Yes, a personal touch on my part

Sky Zephyrus- Both Orochimaru and Danzo will die along with the elders and Sakura's parents in the next chapter….execution style. As for Akatsuki, they will go with the usual plan to capture the tailed beasts…and three people want it for different reasons

Oraman Asturi- All true, but unfortunately due to the poll, Temari will not be in the harem…I might make another DMC crossover and definitely put her as the alpha.

Wandering Gunslinger- You just gave me an idea with that…

DragonMaster4381- Thanks for the compliment and Haku is in the harem….so 1 out of 3 is not that bad.

To everyone else, thanks for reviewing the previous chapter….now read and preview this one.

Chapter 14-Strong as the Tree

Lucifer had to put a little effort into fighting the Sound Four. He knew that the curse mark that they had were just as powerful as Sasuke's, making them a worthy adversary. Not to mention they seem to have experience with it, but he knew that with that kind of power especially from Orochimaru had a devastating price, which means that they were desperate.

Lucifer took out a spectral sword and held it out like he was a fencer, "En garde, mousier."

Sakon, Jirobo and Kidomaru surrounded Lucifer and charged at him. "Tarenkyaku!"

Lucifer avoided the kicks by jumping over it into Kidomaru as he shouted, "Kumo Shibari!" He spat out a web that traps Lucifer, but he smirked and replaced him with Jirobo at the last second.

Lucifer said, "Aww, sorry, you got the wrong person…but thanks for playing, please accept this consolidation prize." Lucifer appeared in front of Kidomaru and stabbed him with the rapier. "You are a damn nuisance…goodbye, Spider-Man. Penetration!"

Kidomaru was killed with a look of horror on his face as he tipped over with a huge hole in his gut.

Lucifer said, "Damn, this kid was annoying as hell…now I am stuck with fatass and two-head."

Sakon shouted, "Ukon, wake up now…we are going to Level Two." Lucifer said, "You got to be kidding me, there is a level two." He watched as Sakon and Ukon took on an ogre-like appearance, they had a single horn on the opposite side of their head.

Lucifer said, "And I thought that you two were ugly before…." The two separated and red armor-like skin covered their right and left side. Lucifer jumped in the air and shouted, "Splash!" Sakon and Ukon dodged the swords and then Lucifer shouted, "Discipline!" The swords sprang toward Naruto and reposition around him, making Ukon and Sakon retreat from Lucifer.

Lucifer shouted, "Bondage!"

The swords instantly moved around Sakon and pierce him without remorse. Lucifer smirked as he snapped his fingers and Sakon was destroyed. Ukon shouted, "Sakon! You bastard! I will kill you!"

Lucifer simply said, "You first…Double Penetration!"

Ukon stiffened as he struggled to find Lucifer. He found him behind him and realized that he couldn't feel his legs. He looked down to see two spectral swords in his thighs and then Lucifer snapped his fingers.

Ukon watched his legs were destroyed and he fell to the ground, bleeding to death. Lucifer walked slowly to Ukon and said, "You know, I could let you suffer, but I won't do that at all….so I will let you experience my new move….Orgasm!"

Lucifer took out a multitude of swords and flung them in the air. The swords hovered over Ukon's body and as Lucifer tipped his hands down, Ukon was destroyed since the swords detonated on impact. Lucifer turned to Jirobo, who was still stuck in Kidomaru's web and walked toward him ominously.

Jirobo said, "What are you…. You are not human."

Lucifer said, "Who knows? I am not even sure myself....but I will tell you. I am half human and half devil, I am Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Sparda….remember that, I will see you in Hell."

Lucifer took out a kunai and stabbed Jirobo in the throat, then he looked at Tayuya's unconscious form and took her in his arms. "I better take her to my house….and tie her up before she just tries to kill anybody." Lucifer donned on his Devil Trigger form and ran toward his house.

Meanwhile in the forest, Shikamaru, Hinata, Haku and Lee were fighting against the nine Sound ninjas. Shikamaru dealed with one and let him away from the others to avoid hurting them. Haku was able to dispatch two of the Sound nins using her Makyo Hyosho.

The genin were separated to their own battles and Hinata defeated her two opponents. Sakura and Lee were still fighting, to their luck; the four were seasoned chunin level shinobi. The four attacked Sakura and Lee and the bubble-gum haired girl shouted, "Katon: Housenka no Jutsu!"

The small fireballs made the four scatter and one got too close to Lee, "Konoha Shofu!"

The shinobi's neck snapped up and he fell dead to due to the blow….and the fact that it was Lee's enhanced leg. Sakura jumped away as a sound wave was aimed at her, then she shouted, "Katon: Haisekiho no Jutsu!"

She blew ash out of her mouth and then clicked her teeth as her two opponents charged into the attack, the ash exploded…killing them instantly. "Lee, I am going ahead…can you handle it here?" she called out.

Lee said, "No problem, Sakura-chan."

Sakura moved through the tree and the sound ninja said, "My name is Reppu….I am your executioner." Reppu moved at Lee with a kunai and Lee blocked it. He grabbed his hand and threw him over his shoulder.

Reppu landed on his feet and pulled Lee down towards him, planted his foot into Lee's stomach and the Green Beast landed on the ground. Reppu got up and shouted, "Time to die!"

Lee's eyes widened as he shielded himself with his arm. Then it happened….green light covered his arm, blinding Reppu and halting him from his attack. Lee looked at his arm after the light had subsided and he was shocked.

His arm was covered by some metal alloy and his nails were sharpened to a point. He looked down and saw that his right leg reacted just the same. "How….is this possible? Wait….Kasumi-chan….gave me this power." Lee thought to himself.

He gripped his fist and thought, "Thank you, Kasumi-chan….now let's see what this youthful power can do." Lee charged at Reppu and jumped in the air, he used his right arm to punch Reppu in the face and Reppu was launched backwards.

The Oto ninja crashed through trees until his back slammed into the tree with a huge crack.

Lee said, "What power….I will ask about it later."

Sakura- The kunoichi moved through the trees and thought, "I have to get to Naruto-kun and the others. I hope that they are….." Suddenly a kunai shot at her head and Sakura moved quickly behind the branch to avoid it, when she got back up….her eyes widened in surprise. "Mom, Dad, what the hell are you doing? You almost killed me!" She shouted in anger.

Daiki said, "That was the point, Sakura…"

Sakura said in shock, "What?"

Sakari said, "Isn't it obvious, Sakura? You moved out with that idiot uncle of yours, Kazuma….just because your views on the demon…."

The girl's shock was quickly replaced with anger, Sakura said, "He is not a demon, he's Naruto Sparda….so what if he has Kyuubi inside of him."

Daiki said, "How do you know about that?"

Sakura said, "He told me about it….all this time I have hit him, spit on him…and he took it all with a smile just to make you happy…you don't understand that he saved our lives just for taking this burden."

Sakari said, "Bullshit…that demon will kill us all…..you saw his transformation."

Sakura retorted, "Would a demon place himself in front of a sword to save his girlfriend, would a demon save my life knowing that I was in danger, would a demon know emotions such as love and kindness…the answer is no. Yet Naruto has done every single one of these things….and whenever I am around him, he makes me feel like I can do anything…I am someone….everything about him is so real, his smile, his laugh…his touch…..I have never felt this way toward Sasuke at all….I know….that I have feelings for him."

Daiki said, "You have feelings for that demon."

Sakura snapped, "His name is Naruto…"

Sakari said, "You are so annoying…just like your sister."

Sakura said, "Sister?"

Sakari said, "That inner voice in your head….that is your sister. Unlike you, she was rebellious and she was kind to the demon….no matter how much we erased her memory or beat her, she would always go back….finally we had to take her soul and place it into your mind. We erased your memories of that and left it be…then your sister started in imprinting her persona on you. We couldn't have that and we placed a seal that inhibit her from influencing you and did the opposite of what she wanted."

Sakura said, "You…you killed my sister?!"

Daiki said, "For the greater good."

Sakura said, " Fuck that 'for the greater good' shit….and you have the right to call Naruto a demon? You are worse….the nerve to call Naruto a demon."

Sakari said, "His heritage proves that he is a demon…."

Sakura said, "He is not a demon….he is something that far worse….he is a devil with a human heart. Now picture it…Naruto with the power of Kyuubi and his heritage coupled with the emotions and feelings of the human heart….a bad combination, if someone tries to hurt his friends, he will tear you apart."

Sakura gripped her fist, "Now I will not forgive you for what you have done….you two….will be brought to justice."

Daiki said, "After all we did for you…."

Sakura said, "Shut up, Daiki."

Daiki was surprised at the utter hatred that Sakura showed through her voice and Sakari shouted, "How dare you talk to your fath…." Sakari didn't have the time to finish as Sakura launched herself and punched her mother dead in the mouth.

Sakura said, "As far as I am concerned, my family is dead to me…."

Daiki shouted, "Sakari…you will die for that, Sakura."

Sakura said venomously, "Come and try, bitch."

Daiki took out a kunai and charged at his former daughter, Sakura ducked under his strike and sent a punch to Daiki's gut. Daiki stumbled back as Sakura kicked him square in the chest, sending into the tree trunk.

Sakura moved fast to punch her former father in the stomach, which happened to be chakra-laced. Daiki coughed up blood as the hit connected and he was launched through it. Sakari came up behind Sakura, who ducked her swipe.

Sakura noticed that the tree trunk was rotting and instinctively thought, "Poison….figures since my mother is such a conniving bitch."

Sakari said, "You will pay for touching my beautiful face…."

Sakura snorted, "Hmph, I don't see anything pretty about it at all."

Sakari yelled out a battle cry and Sakura said, Please…you can defeat me, Sakari." She knocked the poisoned kunai out of Sakari's hands and then she did a sweep kick, making her former mother fall to the wooden branch.

Next, Sakura quickly followed with an axe kick to Sakari's solar plexus, effectively knocking her out unconscious. Sakura grabbed her former parent and looked to see that Daiki was still groaning in pain. Sakura tossed his wife on top of him, making him fall to the ground once again.

"You bitch!" Daiki said.

Sakura said, "That is right, I am a bitch….the bitch who just kicked your ass."

Sakura rapped him on the forehead, making him go into unconsciousness. She tied her parents up with ninja wire and made sure to clear their weapons and any means of them escaping. "I can't believe it…my inner self is actually my twin sister...I hope Naruto-kun is all right."

Rooftop- Orochimaru's breath was labored as he was surrounded by his old sensei, Dante and Nero. Nero said, "Come on, you tired already? We haven't even broken a sweat…..but now it is time for you to die, Showdown!!"

Dante shouted, "Dance Macabre!!" Orochimaru screamed in pain as he was slashed in pieces.

Sarutobi added the finishing touch, "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu!"

Orochimaru screamed as he was burned beyond recognition, but then a shout was heard, "Suiton: Mizurappa!!"

The water doused Orochimaru and Kabuto rushed by his side, "Orochimaru-sama…." Orochimaru gritted his teeth, "We must retreat…."

Dante said, "Like hell you are…."

Suddenly demons appeared before them, letting Orochimaru and Kabuto make their escape and Dante gritted his teeth, "Damn it…." Dante pointed, "I hope you all know what you just did….pissed me off. You are all going to pay for this! DRIVE!!!"

Nero said, "Summoned Swords!!"

Sarutobi took out the Kongonyoi and swung in an arc as it extended, knocking the demons out of existence. Nero said, "Why did they come here? Were they trying to protect Orochimaru?"

Alastor- Alastor, Kasumi and Vergil were hot on their trail on Danzo and the elders' trail. Kasumi said, "The four ROOT ninjas are stopping, it looks like you will be taking the elders and Danzo."

Alastor said, "Good, those three have been a pain in Jiji's ass and made my life a living hell." The three stopped to face the four ROOT ninja….one of them said, "You will not pass."

Kasumi said, "Alastor, go….and be careful."

Alastor smirked, "Hey, I am always careful."

Kasumi smiled, "No, not really." Alastor moved to go past the ROOT ninjas and one of them revealed black bugs from his skin, "An Aburame, huh?"

Kasumi shouted, "Kitsune-bi!!" The fox fire burned the bugs into ashes and Alastor was able to pass.

Vergil said, "What are your codenames, seeing that the man erased your life."

The Aburame said, "Torune."

The blond said, "Fu Yamanaka."

The pale one said, "Sai.."

The last cloaked one said, "Hyo."

Kasumi whispered, "Sarutobi mentioned that he planted a spy named Sai….try to keep him alive." Vergil said, "Got it. Ikuze…"

Torune said, "Fu, you and I will take the woman. Sai, Hyo, take the white-haired man…don't underestimate them at all." Both Sai and Hyo nodded and the four attacked. Torune started by throwing kunai at Kasumi, but she deflected them all using Berial.

Suddenly Fu came behind her and said, "Shintenshin no Jutsu." Fu's mind was sent into Kasumi's, who was smirking at the time. Fu was shocked at Kasumi's mind, he looked down to see that he was standing on a river of blood.

Then Kasumi came in the realm, "You know, going into a demon's mind is very bad…you don't know what kind of repercussions you might have." Fu tried to quickly release the jutsu, but Kasumi cut off his hand with Berial, instantly cauterized the wound.

Kasumi clicked her tongue as she admonished him, "Now that is not nice, barging into my mind and then you just want to go and leave…no, please stay awhile….I will make you as comfortable as I can." Fu felt something that he never felt before in his life…..complete utter terror.

He screamed in pain as kitsune made out of blood began to tear at his soul apart. Suddenly Kasumi's eyes brighten and she said, "Well, that was fun…."

Torune said, "What did you do to Fu?"

Kasumi said, "Let's just say he went into the darkest depths of my mind and he will never come out ever again."

Torune said, "Damn you…." He took off his gloves and shirt to reveal that his skin was darkening a bit. He ran at Kasumi, who was intrigued about the technique. Torune tapped her and she felt a stinging sensation through her body for a minute. She looked at her arm and saw that the attack her cells. "Hmmm…..you are an Aburame, aren't you? That explains the bugs, but to have poisonous bugs is a rare trait indeed."

Torune said, "Impossible….those bugs are fatal, you should be in pain or dead."

Kasumi said, "I am not human, I am a demon, ningen….you have heard of me quite well considering your master thought that Naruto-kun was me."

Torune whispered, "Y-You're the Kyuubi no Kitsune."

Kasumi said, "And that is not all….I am also…." She appeared behind him, "Your executioner…" She stabbed Berial into Torune's heart and Torune gurgled a bit, but then fell limp as the hell sword burned him from the inside out.

Vergil put a hand on Yamato and as Hyo moved in, Sai took a scroll and drew on it, "Ninpou: Choujuu Giga!" Five lions came out of the scroll to meet Vergil, who rose an eyebrow at the technique. Vergil avoided a strike from Hyo and knocked him away using the sheath.

Then Vergil cut down the lions to revert them back to it, then he noticed that Hyo came back quickly to strike at him, but he smirked as he sheathed Yamato. Hyo shuddered for a moment and Vergil walked toward Sai as Hyo was separated into pieces. "Sai…you are one of the Sandaime's undercover agent, yes?"

Sai gave him a fake smile, "Hai."

Vergil said, "Very well, I will let you live…in the meantime, you will help us eradicate the Sound ninjas that are lurking about."

Sai said, "Hai."

Kasumi said, "Well, that wasn't very fun….I guess I can settle for the Sound."

Meanwhile Alastor was moving in on Danzo and the elders and when he was close enough, he shouted, "DANZO!!!" The old man looked behind him to see Alastor's murderous eyes, knowing that he would have to fight to live.

Alastor quickly moved toward the elders and electrocuted them to unconsciousness before turning to Danzo. "What can I do for you, Nine-Tails?" Danzo asked.

Alastor said, "You can start by surrendering or willingly be impaled by my sword."

Danzo said, "I think not…." He pulled off his right side to show a bolt mechanism on his arm, Alastor moves in to attack him but Danzo blocks him with his kunai with his free hand. "You will die, Nine Tails….I realized that I can't control you anymore, Sarutobi was a fool…you have power and yet waste it. You took away my chance of controlling this village and turning it into an empire."

Alastor said, "There is no need for war, you would resist an entire nation just to be ruler over the Five Great Countries. It is people like you give demons a bad name, hell…you are worse than them. Taking newborns and taking their emotions away, they never know what it is right or wrong."

Danzo said, "You are such a nuisance, Sparda…rest assured that I will kill you." He unsealed the rest of the bolt mechanism to reveal his right arm had been imbedded with the Sharingan..ten to be precise.

"You bastard….you took the Uchiha's eyes when Itachi killed them…" Alastor said.

Danzo said, "The opportunity was there and I took it." Alastor said, "You are so dead, Danzo. Not for just ruining my life, but for playing on Itachi's pacifist ways to get him to kill the Uchiha clan."

Danzo said, "So you know…"

Naruto said, "Jiji took the time to tell me everything about you, Danzo."

Danzo said, "Such a waste of power, I could have made great use of you, Nine Tails."

Alastor activated his Devil Trigger and charged at Danzo. "Stinger!" Alastor shouted as he stabbed Danzo, but then he disappeared.

Alastor said, "What?"

Danzo said, "Fuuton: Shinkuha!" Alastor was sliced only to reveal that it was a Kawarimi. Alastor appeared behind Danzo and shouted, "Vortex!" Again, Alastor tore Danzo to pieces, but then the bastard reappeared unscathed.

"How is it that….he can avoid my attacks and appear without a scratch on him….wait, one of the eyes just closed. Does the Sharingan have another power besides the Mangekyo? I thought that it can only cast a unbreakable genjutsu and a black fire that can burn anything." Alastor thought.

Danzo said, "Your guard is down, Nine Tails…Fuuton: Shinku Reppa!" Alastor dodged the attack, but one of the wind blades nicked his side and then Danzo tried to slash with a Wind Kunai Blade, but Alastor lifted up the broadsword to block his attack.

Danzo used his Sharingan infused arm to grab Alastor's neck, but then the half-devil had grabbed Luce from his holster and shot Danzo. The man fell down, but Alastor found that he was unable to move. "Damn, the bastard used a binding seal on me….I need to break it now."

Danzo came up again and shouted, "Futon: Shinkugyoku!!"

Alastor was able to break the seal through sheer force and jumped up in the air. He flew at Danzo and stabbed at his right shoulder, but to his surprise, he was blocked by wood. Alastor said, "Mokuton too? There is only one person who could have helped you with this, Danzo….you have been in contact with Orochimaru to get your arm with the Shodaime and the Sharingan."

Danzo said, "Of course, I need it if I am going to control you, Nine-Tails…I dare you to use your power….your real power."

Alastor laughed, "You don't get it, do you? I am not the Kyuubi, I am not a woman with blood red eyes and crimson hair."

Danzo said, "You mean that woman is the Kyuubi?"

Alastor smirked, "The one and only…"

Danzo said, "Well, I will kill you first and then I will have to take out that white-haired man."

Alastor laughed, "Oh, I am pretty much giving you a hard time as it is. You are getting desperate, Danzo….time is running out."

Alastor charged at Danzo and lopped off his head, but then Danzo did the technique again and Alastor noticed that his fourth eye had closed as a minute passed. "So every time I attacked him fatally, he uses that Sharingan technique and disappears. After he rematerializes, his eye closes in a minute. He has six left, no….seven, I have to take it in consideration that his right eye is a Sharingan too." He thought as he attacked Danzo again and again.

"What is that move anyway?" Alastor asked, "You seem to be tired from using it, meaning that the technique you are using to avoid my attacks are heavily taxing your reserves."

Danzo said, "It is called Izanagi….a powerful genjutsu that I can cast on myself, temporarily I can bend reality and illusion…thus avoiding death."

Alastor shouted, "Stinger!" Danzo disappeared only to appear behind Alastor and tried to stab him, but Alastor used the Kawarimi and kicked at the side of Danzo's head. Alastor shouted, "Thunder Drive!" He hefted the demonic broadsword in a reverse grip and sent a light blue blast at Danzo.

Danzo dodged it quickly as Alastor came up in the air, "High Time!" Danzo was forced to use Izanagi yet again to avoid Alastor's strike. "Three to go!" Danzo bit his thumb and shouted, "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" He summoned a tapir or as the legend called it a Baku, which was a nightmare eater.

The summon opened its mouth and began to suck everything in its mouth, Alastor threw his sword at its mouth and it pierced through the summon animal, causing the animal to return to its realm dead. Danzo expected Alastor charge through the smoke, but found that he was nowhere to be found.

Alastor appeared beside Danzo and punched him in the face, Danzo was caught off guard and was about to use Izanagi, but searing pain came through his right eye. It has appeared that Alastor threw a splinter through Danzo's right eye, making it useless to him.

"Take this! Million Stab!" Alastor shouted, but Danzo was ready and uses Izanagi again.

"Damn it, I can't get away, everytime I move is he is on me in an instant. I can only use Izanagi one last time and I barely have any chakra to anything." The old fart thought. Alastor said, "Either way, Danzo, you lose…you can surrender and die or just die."

Danzo said, "I will not die, Sparda…."

The Sparda said, "Oh? It's Sparda, now huh? What happened to Nine Tails?"

Danzo said, "You are not the Kyuubi, but you are still a demon."

Alastor said, "No, I am worse….I am a devil with a human heart. You should never mess with that combination or else…" Alastor continued, "You will die…" He swung his fist, but Danzo avoided it only to look and see that he was not attacking him, but merely called Alastor back to him…..and it was headed for Danzo.

"Damn, Izanagi!" Danzo thought.

He disappeared only for Alastor to be at the place that he was going to and cut off his right arm. Danzo screamed in pain, "Aghhh, damn you, Sparda!"

Alastor said, "Shut the fuck up!" He raised Ombra and shot him in the head, using less chakra to knock him out. Then he shot his kneecaps and elbow to render Danzo as a cripple. He reverted back to his original form just as Kasumi and Vergil appeared with Koharu and Homura tied up.

Alastor said, "Good, our task is complete…now all is left is for Boss to take care of Shukaku." He dispelled himself turning into blood….after relieving himself on Danzo's face.

Naruto- "Damn, I can't get a break today…." Naruto said as he avoided another swipe from Gaara's arm. "Suna Shuriken!" Gaara shouted. Naruto dodged each one of them and said, "Ole."

Gaara shouted, "Shut up and die, Sparda!!"

Gaara sent an arm out to Naruto, who in turn, shouted, "Stinger!" The arm of sand split in half as Naruto passed by the Jinchuuriki. Gaara roared insanely, "That is it, Uzumaki…you are strong, but my purpose will win. I love myself and only myself, I fight for myself. You, fight for others….others who will betray you in the end."

Naruto said, "That is where you are wrong, Gaara…I have friends and lovers, people who acknowledge me….even though they know that I hold the Kyuubi no Kitsune inside me. That is why I will fight….to stop you from hurting others."

Gaara shouted, "Fuuton: Mugen Sajin Daitoppa!!" The Suna Jinchuuriki blew sand at him and Naruto moved behind a tree to avoid the stinging sand blast. Naruto smirked, "Take this!! Million Stab!" Gaara felt Force Edge pierce through his body and Naruto finished as he said, "Breakdown!"

Gaara flew back and Naruto followed after him, "Oh no, you don't…High Time!" Gaara was launched into the air and then Naruto said, "Aerial Rave!!" Gaara coughed up blood and Naruto descended on him, "And now….Helm Breaker!!!!" Naruto sent Force Edge on to Gaara's head with the flat side. Gaara screamed as he fell, "Nooo….I can't lose….I can't lose to you!!! Ahaaaaaa!!!"

Naruto watched as Gaara's sand increased and grew to enormous proportions. "Wow, you are a big kid now, aren't ya?" The Shukaku medium lifted its giant hand and said, "Sabaku Sousou.."Naruto's grin never left his face as he was completely covered and then Gaara said, "Sabaku Kyu…"

But the sand explodes to reveal Naruto in his DT form, he rose up and hovered in the air. "Let's get down to business…Drive!!!" Naruto sent a yellow streak at Shukaku, cutting its arm off. Suddenly Gaara's real body appeared at the top of the Shukaku's head, "Thank you for entertaining me so far, Sparda Naruto. Now I will show you the power of the Shukaku. Tanuki Neiri no Jutsu!"

Naruto noticed that the eyes suddenly brighten and the Ichibi shouted, "Hahaha, I'm finally out…Hiyaahhooo and there is someone I wanna kill right—off….wait, you are a descendent of Sparda." Naruto answered, "Why yes…and now I will be the one to make you kick the bucket."

Shukaku shouted, "Insolent devil, Fuuton: Renkudan!"

Naruto said, "Quick Drive!"

The slash crashed with the wind bullet and Naruto rushed forward to Shukaku's head quickly to perform Million Stab on the Bijuu. Shukaku roared in pain and tried to swipe at Naruto, but he moved away and then the Jinchuuriki shouted, "Helm Breaker!"

Shukaku's arm was cut off. Naruto shouted, "This is the end!! Take this, Dance Macabre!!" Shukaku roared in pain as the blows ran down on him. The Ichibi fell backwards, defeated and Naruto said, "You can't beat me, Shukaku….surrender now."

Shukaku shouted, "Never!"

Naruto said, "Then take this…I haven't completed mastered it, but it is more than enough to defeat you….OVERDRIVE!!" The two shockwaves crashed into Shukaku and the Tanuki screamed in pain as he started to disappear, but Naruto grabbed his soul before anything could happen.

The soul transformed into a large halberd and Naruto watched as Gaara fell to the earth, but caught him. "Jeez, I thought you were a nuisance before….now let's get you out of their woods." Naruto flew towards the hospital…the invasion has failed and very little of Konoha was destroyed.

Omake- Tayuya's Punishment

Tayuya woke up to find herself tied up with ninja wire and shouted, "What the fuck? Who the fuck did this shit to me?"

Naruto came out of the shadows, "That would be me, Tayu-chan."

Tayuya said, "Don't you 'Tayu-chan' me, you mother fucker….I swear I will fucking kill you, now release me, damn it!"

Naruto said, "No!"

Tayuya said, "Why you…." She tried to activate her cursed seal, but she suddenly felt weak. "W-What the fuck d-did you do to me, you monkey humper?"

Naruto said, "Such language, if you must know, this is a room….where chakra is constantly getting sucked out….how am I resisting? The seal absorbs the chakra that it doesn't recognize….meaning you are practically useless."

Tayuya said, "Eat shit…."

Naruto said, "You need to watch your language…" Tayuya said, "What the fuck are you going to do? Spank me?!"

Naruto gave her an eerie smile, "Yes…care to test me?"

Tayuya said, "Fuck you!"

Suddenly she found herself on Naruto's lap, "It's time for your spanking for Sparda, Tayu-chan." He raised his hand and spanked her bottom hard. Inside the room, Tayuya's screams were heard from the room and that day Tayuya learned to never curse a lot…but she would curse in the house when they were alone….since she gradually started to like it.

Omake- Orochimaru's Painful Ass Rupture

The ANBU sprang into action by engaging the Sound Four. Sarutobi broke free of the Kazekage's grasp and threw his Hokage robes off to show his battle armor, "It has been a long time, Orochimaru."

Orochimaru was surprised, "You knew?"

Sarutobi said, "Of course, I knew, the Kazekage has never been interested in the Uchiha clan that much nor acknowledges Gaara as his own son."

Orochimaru looked on as Dante and Nero came in to join the Sandaime on the roof. "Look here, Dante, a gay pedophile." Nero said.

Dante said, "I see, I always wanted a snakeskin wallet….Lucifer, you go help those ANBU. The old man and us will handle Orochigay."

Naruto looked to see that the ANBU were being hard pressed by the Sound Four's teamwork and said, "Ok, but first…." Lucifer appeared behind Orochimaru with a huge pineapple Orochimaru looked behind him, but it was too late.

Lucifer immediately shoved the spiky pineapple right up his ass, which exploded and made the Snake Sannin let loose a girly scream. Needless to say, Orochimaru will not be having Kabuto shove things up his ass anymore.

Hakureisaiga- The conclusion of the Chunin Exams Arc…next time, executions will be prepared and a search for an old friend will commence.