------Naruto, where art thou? ------
LEE'S DARE
Disclaimer: Do I have to say this again? I don't own Naruto! Never have never will, want to etc. etc.
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where we left off:
"Why is a pineapple pole dancing in front of Ino and Kankauro?"
Slowly, the pineapples' head turned right around, and the weirdest thing was the body continued pole dancing in front of Ino and Kankauro as though it was still looking at Ino and Kankauro.
TWO MINUTES LATER
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed, "Shikamaru's turned into a pineap..." He was cut short: something wet had grasped his own lips.
This person's a really good kisser!" He thought, "I wonder who she is! I hope it's Sakura! I want to saver this moment because I think it is Sakura!! It looks like she has finally noticed my coolness!! He opened his eyes and screamed when he saw who it was.
"Oh my god!!!!!! Sasuke's gay!!!!" Naruto shouted.
"I am not!! It was just a dare!!!!!" Sasuke replied, "Look I'll prove it to you!" and without thinking he grabbed Neji and kissed him in the lips.
"Weren't you supposed to be proving that you WEREN'T gay?" Tenten reminded him.
"Crap!" Sasuke roared turning red. He then grabbed Sakura and snogged her. Sakura of course, grew wings and a halo and began to fly off muttering "Sasuke-kun, Sasuke-kun..."
"Oh no you don't!!" Lee shouted while pulling out two pistols from, well no one really knows where he was hiding them! He shot two times, blowing holes in both of Sakura's wings: she fell to the ground, crashed and died.
BROTHER: Ummm, HP? We have a slight problem!
HOWLS- PRINCESS: Aw crud! All right everyone! Start again! Ok! 3…2…1…action!!!
"Crap!" Sasuke roared turning red. He then grabbed Sakura and snogged her.
"YOU PERVERT!!!!!" She shouted and punched Sasuke giving him much the same fate as she did Naruto.
BROTHER: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!! Follow the god damned script this time, got it!! 3… 2… 1...action!!!
"Crap!" Sasuke roared turning red. He then grabbed Sakura and snogged her.
"Eew I kissed a girl!!" Sasuke screamed, "Itachi save me!! He squealed.
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Itachi-man!!" Naruto screamed, pointing at an object in the sky.
BROTHER: People, people!!!!! You're getting all wrong!!! If you screw up one more time I'm firing all you worthless actors!!
TENTEN: You can't fire us!! This is our lives!!!
BROTHER: But Hiromu Arakawa can!!
TENTEN: No she can't. She writes full metal alchemist!!
BROTHER: Yeah…..but you can get the idea! Now get back to work!!
"Crap!" Sasuke roared turning red. He grabbed Sakura and snogged her. Sakura turned red, steam came out of her ears, and to top it all off she fainted.
"O…k…" Sasuke said, "Now that we've got that out of the way let's continue the game."
Shikamaru spun the bottle. It started to slow and finally landed on Lee.
"Hurrah!!!" he shouted "I can now play this wonderful game off youth!!!! I choose dare!!!"
"I can't be bothered to give you anything to troublesome." Shikamaru said, "Ummm, uhhh, you have to drink 30 bottles of this new coke that Choji brought for a "little" snack."
"That is just too easy!!" Lee shouted.
"Read this." Shikamaru passed him a bottle.
Warning
This product is 99 percent sugar and has caused over 300 deaths over the years.
Lee gulped. "Oh if I only new what Gai sensei would say!"
Lee's thoughts of what Gai could possibly be saying:
Lee, because you did not take this challenge I shall never teach martial arts techniques that I have promised to teach you.
You are a disgrace!!
"I can't let Gai down!! Shikamaru, I accept your challenge!!"
30 minutes later
"Five bottles to go Lee!" Tenten said to a very green Lee.
"4 to go….. 3 to go….. 2 to go……" everyone else chorused. Lee turned around, looking for the last bottle so he could finish the dare and go find the toilet.
"Hey," he croaked, "We're one bottle short!"
"Damn." Temari said. "I really wanted to see that green brat with caterpillars for eyebrows drink thirty bottles!! 29 is such a let down."
"Here!" Naruto yelled, grinning. He held up the bottle the genie had given him and passed it to Lee. "You can drink this." As Lee put the can to his lips Tenten, who was sitting next to him, gasped in horror.
"Noooo Lee!! Don't drink it!! It'd Vod..."
Her warning came too late, as Lee was already chugging the liquid down.
"…….ka…."
BOOM.
Well that's the end of another chapter. My brother wrote most of this one, it's pretty good huh? Any way, please stick with this story till the end and remember that reviews make the world go round.
Sayonara for now.