NARUTO WHERE ART THOU??????????

Disclaimer: blah, blah and look!! More blah!!!!!!!!! Don't own Naruto…crying now.

Half an hour later

"Oh. My. God." Sakura gasped, looking around at the destruction that had once been her home. "Wha-Wha-…?" she fell to her knees and swept her gaze around the chaos.

"I-I.." Ten-Ten was also at a loss for words. "I knew that alcohol was bad for him…but I never…"

"He's destroyed the whole village." Neji said in an amazed voice. "The whole village."

"Everything's…gone." Sasuke whispered sitting down next to Shikamaru and Temari.

"He's un-unconscious." Hinata reported in a stuttering voice. She was kneeling next to the still form of Lee in what had once been the ninja training grounds. The rest of her friends were all surveying the damage that the green monster had created.

"Do-do you think we're going to get in trouble?" Ino asked, looking around at all the pale-faced teens.

"Oh yeah." Temari nodded, with glazed eyes.

"Definitely." Agreed Kiba.

"WHAT DID YOU DO???!!!!!!"

All the teenagers stiffened, and turned their faces towards the vil…well, where the village had once been. Standing in front of them was a disgruntled Kakashi, a Gai who was trying (and failing) to not cheer and clap because his 'almost-son' had just destroyed Konoha and a very angry Tsunade.

"WELL??" Tsunade demanded.

All the teenagers looked at each other in horror.

"Umm…it was…"

"You see…"

"It was NARUTO!!!" Sakura yelled, pushing the surprised blond forward.

"Oh yes!!"

"Totally his fault!!" All of Naruto's teammates turned on him immediately.

"Wait!!!!!" Naruto screamed in terror, "It wasn't me!!!"

"Yeah right Naruto." Tsunade glared at him, raising her eyebrows in disbelief. "Sure it wasn't."

"You weren't even there!!! It was LEE's fault!!!"

It was then that Lee woke up. He looked around at the destruction of the village and at the angry teachers bearing down on his friends. I must save them!!!

"It was I." He said, trying to stand up, "I...I destroyed the village."

All the teachers started yelling at Lee, and Naruto could breathe once more….but as he looked around at the ruins of his home he felt….sad….and also annoyed at the amount of work it was going to take to fix the village up. Meanwhile……..

"Lee!!! You are in serious trouble!!!!"

Uh oh…Lee thought, this is bad…. what should I do????…..

What would Gai-sensei do?

Lee's thoughts on what Gai might say…

Play dead

Play dead

Play dead

"Hey!! He just keeled over!!"

Naruto wasn't listening. As everyone else crowded around Lee, Naruto wished as hard as he could and suddenly-

BOOM!!!! Bob appeared, wearing a Tee- shirt that read,

FULLMETAL

ALCHEMIST

"What?" Bob asked in an annoyed voice, "Oh," he said noticing Naruto, "It's you." Naruto grinned at him.

"YAY!!! It worked!!!"

"Well," Bob sighed, "I suppose you want a wish hmmm?"

"YES!!!" Naruto yelled, "I wish Konoha was back to normal!!"

"Whatever kid." Bob growled, "I make no promises that this will work out…"

Naruto woke up to find himself in a warm, comfortable bed. He rolled over and saw, to his great horror a naked Sasuke, lying next to him with his arms around Naruto's waist.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Sorry kid." Bob chuckled from the inside of his lantern, "But for many, many loyal viewers that is what normal life in Konoha should be."

The genie grinned, "Now, next time someone finds me…let's see if I can make them wish Orichimaru was here…"

Ummm….wow….I think it's finished……………..please review and stuff…………

NARUTO: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

HP: oh, just shut up.

Sayonara!!!!