The Last Letters of Eddy

"Tape Recorder"

Oh my god! This isn't happening. This isn't fucking happening! I hear something in the distance. Like singing! It's creepy as fuck. I can't handle this. I have to leave these fucking woods. If you're wondering where I got this tape recorder, I found it in an abandoned camp. There were some things I'd like to forget that I saw. I saw some fucking dead bodies, again! This is the worst thing I've ever fucking experienced. SOMEONE! ANYONE! PLEASE, FUCKING HELP ME! ...(Singing can be heard) "Tiptoe! Through the Window! Out the window! That's where I'll be. Oh, Tiptoe through the tulips with MEEEEEEEEEEE! (Singing stops) What the fuck was that!? I just saw something fucking running down the fucking forest. Why!? Why is this happening to me!? What did I do, God!? Huh! If you exist, give me some fucking help here. I need something. Anything. Please, help me. Please, god. Just give one miracle...