A/N: I'll try to keep requests in consideration, but that means I have to double up. Actually, do you people want me to cover as many nursery rhymes as humanly possible?

Of course, if I have the time.

And if you think Aizen wants to sit through a gajillion rhymes.

Or if Gin wants to teach all of them to the espada.

Cuz originally I intended for one nursery rhyme (which connected somehow) to one espada.

Of course, that is up to popular consent.

(Damn. Looooooooonnnnng a/n…)

Itsy Bitsy Spider

This time, I just jumped into the song I wanted to give out next (aka, assign). Again, I even did the hand motions.

The itsy bitsy spider

Went up the water spout

Down came the rain and

Washed the spider out

Out came the sun

And dried up all the rain

And the itsy bitsy spider

Went up the spout again

This time, it was Ulquiorra who spoke first, "Interesting….It seems to reflect human behavior."

I sighed. Why must he turn everything to a psychoanalysis (or whatever you call this) of some sort?

"Why the fuck is that?" asked Yammy.

"Say the 'spider' is a human, and the 'rain' is all the outside forces which act upon it to delay the 'spider' from its goal of climbing 'up the spout'. It doesn't matter how many times the 'spider' is put down, it will still continue to go 'up the spout again'." Ulquiorra explained quite monotonously.

"That's what she said…." muttered Nnoitra with a snicker.

I don't get the joke. Do you get that? Cuz I don't.

Grimmjow blinked, "I guess that makes sense…"

"It can be applied to everyone." I said. If they wanted to be smartasses, then whatever, but I am the genius here, so I might as well put them all down, eh?

"How so, Ichimaru?" inquired Ulquiorra.

I decided to take the yaoi approach, "Well, for instance, take Grimmjow and Kurosaki Ichigo."

Grimmjow gagged.

"Grimmjow is always desperate for Kurosaki's phone number." I elaborated with a grin, "Did you get it yet?"

"Wh-what the fuck?!"

Isn't it so fun to rile up the espada? I think so.

I continued, "And take Yammy and Ulquiorra for instance."

Did Yammy just blush? Nah, must be his make-up.

"Yammy is interested in Ulquiorra, but Ulquiorra doesn't give two bits."

I continued still, "And take…" This one was probably one of my favorites, "SzayelxNnoitraxNelliel."

Everyone stared at me.

"What?" asked Nnoitra, dumbfounded that he heard his name in the mesh.

"What exactly do those three names have in common?" asked Ulquiorra in his dull, monotonic lull.

"Weeeeelll…." I breathed before diving into my min-ramble, "Szayel likes Nnoitra, but Nnoitra obviously doesn't like that, and Nnoitra likes Nelliel, but won't admit it and tries to kill her instead. In other words, he likes him and he likes her. A love triangle!"

Yes, I admit that I am somewhat of a fan boy.

"I AM NOT GAY!" the hopeless pink haired rainbow protested.

"How the fuck did you get the idea that I liked that vixen?!" bellowed the spoon with an eye patch.

I grinned and turned the conversation from literary analysis (or whatever you would call this) to a different kind of analysis, "So who do you think should sing this one?"

Nnoitra glared at me, still a bit pissy with me for (correctly) accusing him of liking the former third espada, "Do you always have to fucking ask that?"

I smiled, "Nnoitra should sing it!"

He spluttered, "What?! Fuck no!"

Grimmjow appeared thoughtful, "I kinda see the foxy creep's point…."

"You said that forty minutes ago." said Aaroniero to no one in particular.

And I already said that I wasn't a fox. I am an albino naked mole rat.

"Well, Spoonhead's a fucking mantis, isn't he?" asked Grimmjow, "And spiders have a bunch of legs too…..so that's why I thought it fit."

Wow. My thoughts exactly. Creeeeepyyyy…

A/N: Thank you moonblossom15 for suggesting the song! (Hmm….What should Hallibel sing….?)