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Humpty-Dumpty

I rubbed my hands together, trying to figure who I wanted to humiliate….errr…..anger….errr…

Yah.

ANYWAYS…

I let my eyes go over each espada for a second or so. I wanted to get the boring ones (as in espada) out of the way first so I can relish at the juicy ones. My eyes fell on Zommari.

Eh…heh…heh…heh…..

"Okay!" I announced with a clap of my hands, "Here's the next one!"

Grimmjow rolled his eyes. He rested his elbow on the table and placed his cheek into the palm of the arm of said elbow, "Great."

I ignored the sarcasm in his voice, "I'm so glad you think so!" I said in an annoying teenage girl voice. I launched into rhyme:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again!

They all stared at me. You know, just between you and me, this was getting old. Me lecturing them on human culture and them thinking that I make all this up on the spot. Sigh…

"Okay." said Nnoitra, "That was just weird."

"Who is this, Humpty Dumpty?" asked Ulquiorra.

Grimmjow snickered, "Sucks for him whoever he is."

Don't you think it's so cute how they take everything so seriously?

"Humpty Dumpty is an eggman." I explained.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" Grimmjow blurted out, "How is that fucking possible?!"

"I'm hungry…" Yammy muttered.

Starrk snored in response.

I decided to tease them a little bit, "Well, you know, he was a regular human when all of a sudden, mad scientists hired by the kingdom grabbed him and used him for experiments."

Grimmjow, Nnoitra, Yammy, even Ulquiorra had these wide-eyed expressions on their faces.

"That fucking sucks…." muttered Grimmjow.

"I feel his pain…." grumbled Nnoitra moodily. He went on to complain about the stuff Szayel did to him and what have not.

Barragan stared at them, not amused, "He's merely fooling around with you, you twits!"

None of the idiots listened to him, of course.

"Okay!" I announced as I rubbed my hands together, "Who wants it?" I didn't bother to wait for an answer, "Zommari! You look interested."

He looked up from his book, "Huh?" It was something about Buddhism. Or maybe it was the Communist Manifesto or Mein Kamf. You can never tell with espada. Or should I say the stuff Aizen infects their minds with. As if they weren't already messed up to begin with…

"You get to sing Humpty Dumpty!" I replied happily.

Grimmjow snorted a laugh all of a sudden. He must have gotten a sick joke out of the name somehow….The usual suspects joined in as well.

Zommari returned his attention back to his book, "I'd rather not."

"Aww…come on!" I whined, "It fits you perfectly!"

He stared at me, "Are you saying that I look like an egg?"

A/N: Sorry for the wait. Sorry for the lame chapter. Sorry….