"Well, well, well. Isn't it the infamous Mr Sherlock Holmes and his useless lackey," said the hooded person, obviously a female if the voice is anything to go by.
"Hey! I'm not a useless lackey," I screeched.
"Care to prove me wrong?" she challenged taking out a gun.
"Are you even a girl?" I screamed at her.
"No. I'm a halfway through. WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU BASTARD?"
Sherlock was watching this from a distance with a glint of amusement in his eyes.
"Please explain the case," he said calmly.
"Why don't you find it out yourself." She shrugged, carelessly.
"I already know what happened."
"Oh. Then don't bother. Goodbye." She turned around to leave.
"Wait!" we said simultaneously. She stopped and turned her head around.
"Who planned all this?"
"Care to go on a date with me?" (A/N: You can guess who said what)
She turned to Sherlock and said, "Zoe."
Then she turned towards me and gave me a tight slap. "Stupid lackey," she said.
"I AIN'T A LACKEY AND I CAN PROVE IT."
"How?" asked Sherlock and she at the same time.
"SHERLOCK, YOU THINK I'M YOUR LACKEY, YOU BASTARD. I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. I'm leaving you…"
"Are you two a couple?" she asked, monotonously.
"HECK, NO!" both of us exclaimed.
"Well, lackey, you sure sound like it."
"STOP CALLING ME A LACKEY AND GO ON A DATE WITH ME."
"Go to hell. Even though you're hot."
"Ooh. You think I'm hot." I gave her a sly smirk. "Well you're hot, too."
"How can you say that I'm hot without even properly looking at me? Proves you're a lackey."
"That's irrelevant!"
"If you both are going to do improper things, I'm going."
I suddenly realized that Sherlock was meaning something perverted.
"WE ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING IMPROPER, YOU ASSHOLE!" the girl screamed.
"What's your name, anyway?" he asked.
"I don't tell my real name to strangers."
"We aren't rapists," I said, as-a-matter-of-factly.
"Haha. Rapists are of the least concern to me. Wait…does that mean you are rapist lackey?"
"ENOUGH WITH THE LACKEY!"
Then we suddenly realized that Sherlock was gone. Damn. Where the hell did he go?
"My code name's A5000065739267B. Good bye."
With that, she disappeared into thin air.