Romano and I walk into the dinning room, we saw some countries. But the ones I quickly recognized,were the Baltic Trio and Poland. As I found a seat, Poland and Lithuania, came to me.
"Gurl~Why are you dressed like that?"I looked at my clothes, they're just Hungary's clothes.
Before I can say anything he grabbed my hand and dragged me to some room.
Oh God
OH GAWD WHY!?How the hell do you have a pink room.
Like seriously it was pink
It was Wicked Hipster pink.
He pulled out a dress from his closet. I think it's a blue dress...Lithuania followed us.
"Hey Liet~Dress her up for me? I gotta find some shoes."Lithuania blushed.
"U-Um _ is it all right, if I-I?"He blushed harder.
WHY NOT?!
"U-Uh sure."You said, He took off your shirt then your pants.
Oh HELL YES
He then put the dress on you it was a pretty shade of blue. It was sort of fluffy. It showed your figure well.
As he was done, he looked at you and blushed.
"Um...Poland!What color is this?"You said trying to make this less awkward.
"It's Coral Blue number 2." He said, getting out some high-heels.
They were made of glass.
Oh hell no, This is not going to be Cinderella.
Ain't nobody got time for dat.
"Ugh, Poland?Am I supposed to wear that?"You looked at him giving him a funny look.
"Well of course!"He smiled, while you sigh.
~Somewhere else~
"Yes officer, that's all we know.."Your mom said.
The police officer looked at her, with an eyebrow raised. He walked over to another officer.
They both came back to the parents.
Currently the (_) household, was being searched. Neighbors, family members, and the parents of _ were being question.
The police officer was talking to the parents. He question the person who almost attacked them and kidnapped their child. The parents described his features not his clothing yet.
"So Mr._, what was this man wearing?"The officer put his hands in his pockets, eyeing his buddy next to him to write it all down.
"He was wearing this long coat it was beige. He was wearing dark brown boots."The father looked down."He was wearing this pink scarf..."
Somewhere near the crime site, someone, came to investigate. No one would think a girl of fifteen years and a half would be detective. She hid behind the police car. She heard the details,...pink scarf?
Why would someone wear that?Unless,...Didn't somebody I know wear a pink scarf? What no. She shook her head. And with that she left.
Back to the police and the parents. The parents looked like they would cry, before they did, police spoke up.
"It would be better if you come to the police station"He walked into the car, with the parents.
~With you~
_ walked into the dinning room. She was wearing her coral blue #2 dress, with glass high-heels and tried to walk gracefully, and not fall on her face. Like seriously.
Cold, hard glass,stand on that. How the hell did Poland wear these? As you sat back at the table you noticed a lot of people, were staring at you. Why?! You thought.
~Meanwhile with BTT~
"Am I dead?" Prussia said as he was on the floor, opening his eyes.
France sat up."Are we in heaven?"
Spain smiled."Are we here together?" They all got up. Spain looked at his friends."Why are your guts falling down?"France shrieked trying to remove it.
"Get it !Get It off!"Prussia wiped the 'blood and guts' off. "This. This is weird..."He started squashing it."I've touched many, organs, and this is not blood."He smelled it."It doesn't even smell like it Spain can you like eat this..."He held it to his friend.
Spain sorta flinched."Are you sure it's not blood or guts?!"Prussia nodded. Spain tried to put his mouth before Prussia shoved it in.
Spain was about to scream, until he tasted it.
"Dis isht bod"He he really said was,'This isn't blood.'
He swallowed."It tomatoes."He smiled.
"WHAT?!"Both the lovely France and the awesome Prussia said.
"Yep!~A tomato!"He smiled.
France and Prussia walked out of the garden. Spain stood for a while before following them.
~With you~
You sat next to the Baltic states. They were kinda shivering and stuttering and er- all that scared stuff.
"Uh...Guys are you okay?"You narrowed your eyes at them.
" we think y-your're s-scary a-as Mr.R-Russia"Latvia said.
You're scary as Russia. Well shit.
Now you can conquer the world now.
"And why?"You mimic one of Russia's scary faces.
Lithuania and Estonia clung onto each other, while Latvia shivered.
"B-Because-"Latvia was about to say something, until Lithuania covered his mouth.
"...S-Shut up!"He whispered.
You knelt to his level. You licked your lips, and noticed a big red blush spread his face.
"Come on Latvia~"You smiled at him.
Woah
WOAH
WHAT AM I WRITING.?!Did I just create something Sexual?!No, I promised myself reader wouldn't be a mary-sue or some ecchi- hentai loving otaku. Oh bloody hell I'm breaking the fourth wall.
Back to Latvia,he was blushing this was turning out like one of his romance this one~!
He shivered."B-Because if you w-wanted, y-you could forget us all!"He shook then fell on the floor.
You blinked,"Why would I ever do that?"You smiled."I like Hetalia!And I don't want no one to live without it~"You sat back down.
You sat next to Estonia and was kinda smiling, but it was like I'll kill you if you do something stupid smile.
That's not even a smile, like how can it be?
Russia looked at you and patted your head.
"Sunflower, what would you like to eat?"He smiled looking at you, even though you could feel something bad was going to happen.
"I-It doesn't matter."You tried to give a casual I'm not scared of you face.
"Would you like some Russia food?"He got up and grabbed your hand.
"Um...Sure"He pulled you of your seat and held you like how Mario hold princess peach, when he's escaping the castle and leave Luigi to Bowser.
He took you to a different kitchen this one seemed more, country like, you saw China in there.
"Ni Hao _!~"He smiled.
"oh!Hi China!"
"Do you like it here?..Aru~"
"Well a lot of weird things happened, but it's been awesome being here."You tried to smiled.
He was about to say something until Russia interrupted him."You will enjoy your stay when you Become one with Mother Russia~"He gave off that scary aura.
China became pale and shocked with his hair going up.
"Not yet."You said awkwardly.
Russia shrugged it off."Soon..."He muttered.
"Russia did you say something?"You looked at him.
" you like Russian food or Chinese food?" You looked at both of them.
They both had these sparkles in their eyes.
"Um...Why not both?"You gave a bad poker face. They glared at each other.
"Nope!"They both smiled, still glaring at each other.
"U-Uh..."You thought, they're going to get jealous, of each other, or I might make the other one sad.
EXPLODE!
Your mind, squinted your eyes, and looked them dead in the eye."I want both. So I can sample them..."They both nodded, and ran at super sayian speed, to get their ingredients and pots/pans.
You sat down, this was turning into those cooking shows, where you have to eat their food, and
JUDGE THEM.
This is not going to turn out well.
After intense cooking, and very deep glares at each other they were done.
You grabbed a fork and was about to touch the Chinese food,
SMACK!
China just motherfucking smacked your hand. Da hell? Like can you not?
He gave you chopsticks. You looked at him,'What the hell?'
You tried to use the chopsticks even if you could use them, you couldn't because two of the biggest countries are staring at you intensely.
You shook as you ate with the chopsticks, after tasting it you quickly grabbed a fork to eat the Russian food.
'Be a normal person.A normal fucking person. A NORMAL FUCKING DOUCHE-Wait, your not a douche...'
You didn't realize that you finished the food. Russia and China were glaring at you like
'YOU BETTER FUCKING CHOSE CORRECTLY YOU LITTLE LOVE MUFFIN.'
"So _ which is better?"They both were a mini-inch from you.
You started shaking."Um...Well...They were both so damn delicious, that I'm full."You said cool, because you and you were cool for a second.
They both disappeared and were gone.
"Uh,What happen?"You tilted your head and walked out of the room. Sighing, you rubbed your stomach.
"What the heck did I eat today?"You thought for a few seconds.
Some...ONE tomato. A tiny bit of Russia food and Chinese food. That wasn't even delicious...It was 'okay'. That tomato though was pretty damn delicious...
Even if...
what,
That tomato...Was in Romano's pocket...
You covered your crap whY?! That tomato was in his pocket! And if you remember correctly and you do remember Romano's character song he says/sings,
"I may not be useful with chores"
"I may not be useful with chores"
You know what that means, he can't do laundry. Who lives by himself?Romano, because Italy couldn't be home at the time, because he was doing some secretary stuff.
So that tomato probably had lent or crumbs or some shit like that.
DA FUK ROMANO?!
You started making throw-up noises.
You walk back to the dinning room,you slump on a chair, because of that damn bastard.
This ain't no dinning room.
You look at your surroundings, there a few couches/sofas and chairs, and a stage...
America came right behind you and patted your back like really hard...
"Yo, _!Since we heard you are done eating, what are we gonna do?" He smiled at you.
"Um...I don't know"You scratched the back of your head. It hit you, just like America did, you gave a devilish smile,
"Karaoke~!"
I don't own you or Hetalia or anything mention...
Also~This story is going on Hiatus~But I will be updating my other stories~