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"Karaoke?"America said while tilting his head.

"TOTALLY AWESOME DUDE!I'LL GET THE OTHERS!"He yelled shaking his arms, then giving you a thumbs up. He ran out and went to grab some people.

What would you guys sing though?

...Oh fuck.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SING...

Well that's embarrassing,for you. Let me just taunt you for a second.

...

Second over.

As the second of taunting happened, some countries showed up. Like Japan, Italy, France and Russia, who was being stalked by Belarus. Some trios entered, like the Magic Trio...

Romania passed by your seat, he licked his lip and winked at you.

His fangs looked...so...AWESOME.

I mean seriously, like Edward got nothin' on him. If you had to chose between a sparkling fairy or a badass motherfucking sexy, not-the-tardis-sexy-kind, vampire dude.

You know, which one to pick.

America.

What!? When you were zoning out America came up to a certain stage and grabbed the mic.

"As _'s request we shall karaoke tonight!~"He smiled, then giving you a thumbs up.

"Are you sure this wasn't your plan?"Arthur, who you presumed was talking.

"Nope!~It was all _'s~"

He got this magical box machine thing, no it was not a tv, but it looked like one, and set it right next to him. He put a disk in, and...

Words appeared...

But from your horrible angle from which you were sitting. He was singing something,

And the song he was singing was 'I need a hero'

Wow, out of all the songs he had to sing, was this one.

Hey at least it was better than everyone else...or who cares...

Germany went up a little bit tipsy though. He sang 99 LuftBallons...in german, obviously...That's German Pride right there.

In the middle of Italy singing some Italian song, Japan came up to with some Saki. You drank it, and guess what it? It was pretty damn good, you took some more, until he stopped you, at your second drink.

You were kinda dizzy. Then Denmark and Prussia asked if you wanted 'one of their beers'. That means in some countries they are kissing you.

You took Prussia's and Denmark's thank god, it wasn't like slimy with saliva. You drank it and let's say a bunch of countries getting up, on the stage...

All of a sudden Prussia and Hungary were up on stage..."At first I was a afraid I was petrified~"Hungary said, then Prussia followed."I thought i could never live without you by my side..."Then it started.

After what seemed like an hour you got up...You were either high as Gamzee or drunk as fuck.

You walked up the stage. You had a tie over your head, how?I don't even.

You weren't even wearing your dress you wearing this long button shirt. And you were ready...

You hiccuped."You know...I used to think stereotypes were kinda ridiculous..but I heard this song...and it goes a little something like this..."You smirked. You got off the stage and grabbed the mic and walked over to Japan.

Ooh~None of these countries ever heard of this song

"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn," He blushed really red, and is he getting a boner?

"And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes, Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,"You fist-pumped in the air

"And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes."

Today is going to make everyone hate you.

You walked over to America, who flinched not knowing what you would do,You put the mic between your breasts and went behind America and fiercely grabbed his slightly pudgy stomach

"I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious." Alfred was about to yell, until over power him with racism.

"They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns." You walked over by Spain,

"And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn."

"They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on."

Spain said,"B-But I'm not Mexico"

Before she sang she whispered in his ear."Who raised him?"

"Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.

You've got to go big like an Israeli nose." She slipped some nice black shades on. You walked to China while singing

"If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're"

Out of control like a Chinese driver."

You started singing even more.

"I love the Middle East, but how do they handle

Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.

I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but

They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.

And I love them Puerto Ricans,

Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.

I'm just joking. If you didn't know then"You walked over to Poland and put you arm around his neck, then pointed at his face.

"You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland." It really took him a second to get the insult.

"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes."

You sat on Australia lap,

"Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell

If you love the outback redneck Australians," England smirked

Australia who happened to be sitting next England, your face was on his lap while your bottom was on the Aussie. Your fingers opened his mouth.

"And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude"

You got up and put your arms around Romano and Italy.

"Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth."

You walked over to France and patted his back

"And how could anyone hate the French.~"He smiled, but not knowing what will happen next.

"Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits." He fainted.

You walked over to Ukraine, for no reason, I mean your drunk, for all we know you might in Black butler or Sailor moon and you wouldn't know.

Another reason why you don't get drunk in front of countries.

"Brazilian girls is what you want,

Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk."

You sat on your chair.

"I love Africans, but hold up a second.

National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.

Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.

They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose."

You looked at Ivan through your cool shades.

"Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,

Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast."

You winked at him then smirked.

"They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,

Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis."

South Korea looked shock,"NO WE DON'T!"He was obviously embarrassed.

"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes."

Scotland was smoking, because he's cool and scottish. When he noticed that you were looking at him, and then, and only then did you put on something very sexy.

Sheep ears. No not neko ears. No not bunny ears. No not the ears America was wearing on that one episode of Hetalia: Beautiful World.

Motherfuckin' sheep ears.

" I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep." You sang that about eight times, the Scottish was looking at you and kept blushing.

You started clapping.

"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes."

With that you fainted.

~After you fainted.~

All the countries were in shock.

"WHAT THE HELL ARU?!"China was in the corner. Scotland was having a nosebleed, because well...you...sheep...ears...

England was trying to make his teeth straight even though they already were. Italy and Romano were lifeless.

France ran up to England."ey' Angleterre, maybe you should do some magic to make _ wake up."Even though when he looked back at her, he flinched.

She was like on the floor mumbling things, and her eyes were lifeless.

England looked at her and squinted his eyes, He pointed his wand at her and she stood back up.

"OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!"She yelled, until the only person unaffected by the singing came up to her, which was Germany.

"You were drunk, and vell...you kinda sang the Stereotype song."You thought for a moment and examined the room.

Scared for life countries, you picked up the microphone,

"I'm just playing, you know I love you guys"They all seemed relieve."But seriously don't hump any sheep,"You raised an eyebrow at Scotland, giving a smug look.

You got up and walked out of the door.

Wait...Why did you come out here...Now what?

You shook your head and grabbed a random towel lying around. After what seemed like twenty minutes, you found a beautiful bathroom, it had nice tiles and a sink. And a toilet...and a toilet...And a bath tub. The bath tub could fit three people. You started the water, and let it fill almost to the top.

You put the towel near you and started to soak in the tub, you had bubbles in it. You started to play with bubbles. It was peaceful and quiet. A little too quiet, you went a little deeper, only you nose and the upper part of your face was not in the water.

All of a sudden the door was open, and south Korea came in looking sad.

"Oh...Hey South Korea..."You gave an awkward smile. He sighed,"_ can I take a bath with you?"You nodded, he started to take off his clothes. You blinked even though you weren't supposed too. He came splashing in the bath tub, and all the water came out.

Then you felt something being grasped.

Your breasts...

By South Korea.

"Da Ze!~"He said still doing 'it' to 'them'.

He let go for a second, and left grabbing the towel.

You sighed not knowing what had happened and restarted the water, and went back in.

After finally relaxing, and having a peaceful procrastinating session of actually getting clean.

You looked at the clock behind you it was about midnight, so most of the countries should be asleep. You drained the water and got out. You wiped your eyes and grabbed your towel.

Wait.

He took it.

South Korea took your towel.

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