SPECIAL YURI CHAPTER EDITION!~

If you don't like yuri or girlxgirl don't read, but mostly this is for laughs, this does not affect the storyline or plot of the other chapters, also it took me so long to write this is because I'm starting to lose interest in the show,

It was a normal day with _. She was captured by the Hetalia characters, it was okay and kinda...well not...I mean with all the little mishaps...It kinda got embarrassing.

_ was walking in the building, before going outside.

There she met a little bunny, the bunny led her back to the building, which was odd, because she kinda made left and right turns and made it back inside the building.

"This is really like cracktalia..."You muttered.

"Whats-a cracktalia?"Someone said.

"You know like everything is like crack, also who are you-"You turned your head to see...

oh fuck no.

Italy, but female, aka Nyotalia.

Right next to her was a tall(er) girl, with short blonde hair, she was kinda hot. You blinked several times trying to cope what was happening.

You were about to run, until you heard someone running and yelling stuff.

A woman in purple clothing was smiling, while the other one had two pony-tail in a wanna-be Alice in wonder-land...dress

Now just wait..

Cosplay?Seriously Especially England cosplaying?Wow...

Anyways this girl who was running knocked you down.

Thankfully this time, pinning you down...

Great...

Fucking great...

You didn't want to be a perv or anything, but her breast were kinda hanging and dangled in your face.

"Um...France...Can you move?..."

Then the Alice-wanna-be came looking angry.

"Frog!See what you did!You got her clothes dirty!"

Your eyebrows narrowed down.

You and female France looked at each other. You both gave a 'wait, how?' face

You looked at your clothes they were perfectly okay...were they?

I mean sure you kinda had your own style aka wear whatever is comfortable...

Wait a fudging ducking moment.

They were clean she just simply insulted her and you.

You blinked, then got up.

"Nothing to do here." You said plainly until, and I mean until you ran and face a couple of watermelons.

"WHO THE FUCK HAS FUCKING WATERMELONS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE ALSO WHY ARE THEY SOFT?!"She managed to yell.

"Oh man I screwed up again didn't I?!"A feminine voice, and then crying happened.

Those 'melons', happened to be breasts, owned by Ukraine.

'OH CRAP OH CRAP' Those words kept repeating in your mind.

"Ukraine, it's okay!I like breasts!So no worries!"She stopped crying, and looked at you.

"Really?"

Then just like in Nyotalia, someone came running.

"_! _!I removed your sexuality preference that has been keeping us apart!"You guessed.

"Oh great! More breasts..." Belarus came and attacked her.

"_-chan!_-Chan!" She kept repeating, forcefully grabbing you and picked you up.

"Hey!Belarus!Let go of her, you know I had a crush on her first!" A strong Hungarian voice said.

Hungary was with Seychelles, apparently all the woman in regular Hetalia just happened to have a crush on you.

That's adorable.

Well I think it's adorable.

Anyway back to the story, Hungary was running after Belarus, who was caring you, mind you.

"Hey!Hungary stop, or I'll make sure you will never have _ ever again!"Hungary was tired of this, so she then grabbed her pan, and repeatly started to hit it.

She kept hitting it.

"Hey!Dumb-ass!Stop hitting her!"Belarus yelled.

_ aka you were cut out cold. On the floor, with the cold nice floor.

"Oh no!"Several voice yelled.

You woke up in bed.

"What the fucking duck just freaking happened?!"

You bolted up.

Hungary came in.

"Oh that idiot Prussia ran and knocked you down."

"Oh...That was weird...I thought you hit me with a pan, but okay...that story seems legit."You closed your eyes and proceeded to sleep.

Hungary walked out, and then the other female characters came after her.

"Is _ okay?!Is she?"They kept repeating.

"Yeah, but she thinks it was a dream or something."

ATTENTION: IM LOSING INTEREST IN HETALIA, SO IT MIGHT LONG BEFORE I ACTUALLY UPDATE:ANYWAYS I DON'T OWE YOU OR HETALIA