I really didn't think this was going to be that funny. Thanks a lot, you guys! I really appreciated a the reviews and all. And to reward, thee...another update!

I changed a few things, and I added Sasuke's point of view to the story. Keeps the romance more interesting.

Warnings - A little bit of Yaoi, and cursing and light sexual themes. Still rated T though. Like a PG-13 movie. Enjoy.

Two - Yup...I Hate You...Maybe
Did he just say...what I think he just said?

Yup. I think he did.

WHAT KIND OF TWISTED SCHOOL IS THIS?!!! Apparently, Kakashi must've had brain damage, or something because Chemistry is SCIENCE! And as excited as it may be to learn about the Science of Seduction, I really didn't want to be taught by my new, somewhat attractive, mystery teacher who wears a mask and likes porn. Especially the porn part. Who knows what the freak this guy might do?

But then again...sitting next to the sexy delicious Uchiha Sasuke, the bad things, might be good things. Wait a minute...I was sent to high school to learn, not to lose my virginity. Again: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!

Like mentally screaming will get me anywhere. Can someone please tell me why the cops aren't being called? Oh yeah, guys the guys are idiots, and the girls are sluts. I think about half of them already lost their virginity. Aw sheesh. Stay cool, Sakura. You can so do this. This isn't the time for freaking out.

"And now, we are going to chose your Chemistry Partners for the year! Won't that be fun?" the madman teacher cheered, his usually drooping eye turning into an upside-down 'U.'

Okay, time to freak out now.

"WHAAAAAAAA?!" Naruto yelled, his blue eyes even huger than before. He jumped up and down in his seat and on the desk. "But there are more guys than girls in this class!..." and seeing the devious smirk on Kakashi-sensei's face, I knew his answer. And apparently, so did Naruto. So he CAN be serious!

Another boy in the back (Kiba, I think his name was, now that I recall) groaned and rested his forehead atop his palms, elbows on the desk. "So you're forcing yaoi on us. That's just great..."

"This will be troublesome. Just shoot me now," a dark haired boy (Shikamaru) said. He leaned over his desk and silently fell asleep. (But he was the type of guy that really wouldn't be noticed, so yeah.)

There were murmurs in the class amongst the kids (and Kakashi didn't even care. He just stood there, with the porn in his hand and the devious smile permanently plastered on his face. Not that you could tell, because he was wearing a mask. Remind me to put that on my to-do list. "Find out what's behind Kakashi mask.) Sasuke groaned beside me, and muttered something under his breath. ("I'm gonna kill him when I get home...sending me to this school...stupid brother...") and I sighed quietly. Naruto was having a hissy-fit, screaming and yelling, pointing fingers and telling off Sasuke (Uh-huh. Nobody tells of the sexiest man I've ever met!).

"So uh...Sasuke-kun," I say, trying to get a start on a decent relationship (before I start...well...ya know. Hey, I'm a good girl. I'll take it nice and slow. And no, I don't have a devious glint in my eyes.).

He turns his head quickly to me, anger and frustration (and...embarrassment?) in his eyes. "Shut up and don't talk to me, you're annoying like the rest of them."

OH NO, HE DIDN'T!

(Apparently he did.)

Okay, he's god-like and gorgeous. He's sexy and sophisticated, and easily the most attractive guy in this school, and probably in my life. AND HE'S A BIG JERK! Okay, I still like, him...a little...(okay, a lot) BUT REALLY!? JERK! JERK! BASTARD!!! That hurt. I mean, I'd know that he would act like that, considering all the sluts in the back are checking him out, but he really shouldn't judge a girl. Especially one that has a mean kick (I'm a black belt!). But my teenage girl brain couldn't think of a comeback to say to him that would make me sound classy and sophisticated, someone that a lowlife (a very HOT) lowlife could barely deserve, so I just sat there, my mouth hanging wide open, before I finally have the common sense to close it.

Fine then. I'll be Miss Nice Girl, for now. But mark my words, Uchiha Sasuke. I'll get you for that one single insult. I"LL GET YOU!

Bitchy time over. Seriously, who holds a grudge over I guy after you just met him and after ONE insult. It didn't even have a curse in it. I was just being stupid.

But I still hate him...even though he sexy and a god and...I really have to stop complimenting him, now, don't I.

Kakashi's porno voice slapped me out of my bitchy girl ranting (like I said. I'm a nice girl, but nice girls have to have bitchy sides, or else we'll get taken advantage of). He smiled to me, and handed me a hat full of folded up papers. "Haruno-san! You'll be the first to pick you husban...I mean...Chemistry Partner!" And he smiled in a way that made you think he was an idiot. Which I already thought he was, so yeah.

Now, as much as I hate Sasuke, I really wouldn't mind having him as a Chemistry Partner. He looks smart, and...well...in this class. Okay, I'm stupid. I don't want him as a partner. I don't want him as a partner. I don't, I don't, I don't...

And just when I convince myself that I don't, I open up the paper.

Karma hates me. I really haven't done bad things in my life...I never lie, except when necessary. I always keep my room clean, and I always do my home, pass my test, and take out the trash. It just hates me because I'm cute and I have pink hair. That's why.

But then again, I really couldn't convince myself back then. I got Uchiha Sasuke as my Chemistry Partner.

Let sparks fly!

The moment Chemistry was over and I stepped out into the hallway, I was immediately bombarded by the Sluts with a bunch of, "SWITCH WITH ME," and "Bitch! Don't you even think about stealing my future husband!" I just smile and wave curtly because that's what nice girls do.

Again, seriously. Who would want that guy as a husband? Who could put up with his attitude? And someone as good looking as he is...I think he's asexual. Really.

But karma still hates me.

When I opened the paper and read his name out loud, there were a bunch of groans and murmurs and yelling from the class. And Sasuke just rolled his eyes and turned away from me. Kakashi said it was fate.

And I think it was because when I checked my schedule and his...we were in the same classes...Aw that really sucks, you know?

Because I hate the guy...I think.

(Uchiha Sasuke-What I Learned In Chemistry)

One - Most High School Girls are sluts. I didn't say all. Sheesh.

Two - Uzumaki Naruto is clueless. Hinata's a nice girl, don't complain that you got her for a partner. And she's been crushing on you for years. So shut up.

Three - ...Me and Sakura were apparently fated to be together? Kakashi is on crack. Yup.

Four - My brother's an idiot for saying that this was one of the best schools around.

Why didn't he tell me about chemistry. I knew I should've taken biology instead. I knew it, but he said, "CHEMISTRY! You'll like it. I swear."

Which adds another thing to my list of What I Learned in Chemistry.

Five - Never trust your brother. For he's an idiot.

After etching those five things in my brain, I shut the locker door, math book in tow and walk down the hall, ignoring Naruto's complaints. He's my best friend, but DAMN he could be so annoying.

Yes, I'm a bastard, and Yes, I know I should change my bad ass attitude before I loose him as a friend. But I swear, I got a good reason for it all. (And all of you people are probably saying "Oh yeah. Can't wait to hear this one.") But thanks to this stupid author, I can't tell you until later.

That's shit, you know. Damn you, Kunoichi Warrior.

"Uh...where are you going, teme?" Naruto said, grabbing the back of my collar and pulling me. "The math class is this way."

"Whatever," I say, and I open the door and step in. Same pandemonium as the chemistry lab. Except the teacher was here, but the poor woman was hanging on the ceiling from a rope that was messily taped against the lights, and therefore couldn't teach. Something was seriously fucked up about this school.

"Uh...could someone get me down from here?" she asked, her eyes were darting across the room for someone with enough sense to get this class started.

Apparently, that someone wasn't me.

The door swung open, and there came in my Chemistry Partner. Haruno Sakura. And she was the someone. After a bit of struggle, she got the math teacher down and took her seat next to me, poised as a nice girl should be.

Okay...Sasuke...stop it. She's a nice girl, I'll grant her that, and she was pretty...in her own way. Not like those sluts, but a natural way. GODDAMMIT SASUKE! STOP IT!!! I swear, that Chemistry class poisoned my brain.

Or was it because I was feeling guilty about what I said to her? Maybe I should apologize.

And here I go again.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? I was in a bad ass mood about my brother, to suddenly admiring Haruno Sakura for her nice girl ways, to angsting against my self and saying I should apologize. Well, I should. After all, I said something bad to her. But I've done that to lots of girls before...why am I feeling touchy now.

Again, the blame leads to Kakashi, which leads to Chemistry, which leads to the school, which leads to my brother for making me go to the school. Damn my brother. Damn you Itachi! You're so freakin annoying!

I forgot one link. From Itachi, to me, for falling for it.

Aw, great.

Lunch: A High School Student's Favorite Subject. But that's too long, so Naruto just calls it lunch. Or more specifically: RAMEN TIME!

I really don't know why he's my best friend.

And there I saw Sakura, sitting by herself and working on her laptop. Next to her were two empty seats. I breath in deeply and Naruto seemed to have read my mind.

"You wanna apologize, don't cha?"

You know, Naruto's intuition scares me sometimes. He knows me better than anyone (apart from my brother, who actually tries to sneak a peak in my personal journal. Diary's to girly of a word). We've been best friends for a while, especially since his parents died. Even though we are polar opposites, we are still best friends.

When I didn't give a reply, or my usual 'hn" he took it as a yes and strolled over to Sakura's table. I followed.

She looked up and smiled, taking a sip out of her milk. She moved her books over to make room for our trays.

We ate in silence for a few minutes, before Naruto gently nudged my shoulder, telling me it's time to talk. I glare at him and he just winks.

"I'm getting thirsty, Too bad I have no money," Naruto said, standing up.

Sakura blinked and reached for her wallet inside her backpack (pink). I sigh. "I'll get it...though now you owe me a full fifty bucks." Naruto cheered, took the dollar that was waving in my hand and ran off.

She blinked and sighed. It looked like she did want to talk to me about something. Just as she opened her mouth I started first.

"You know what I said before...forget it. I was just...frustrated."

Sakura stared eyes wide with bewilderment. It took a few seconds to regain her composure and she smiled at me. "Yeah. I get it. But don't take chemistry to seriously, because I don't like you."

And Naruto returned with not one drink but three, and plopped them down. He looked at me, who had my eye brow cocked, and at Sakura who turned away with her mouth covered with her hands.

"Uh...What did I miss?"

(Haruno Sakura - What I Learned in Chemistry)

DID I JUST SAY THAT!

"...because I don't like you..."

There he is, apologizing, and I just say THAT out of all things. Great, now he hates me. I swear. I took several deep breaths and turn and face him. He had a wonderfully adorable confused look on his face. God, he was HOT. Okay, stop it!

"Hn," he grunted and just rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to his sandwich.

Oh great. He hates me.

And we're partners, in Chemistry. Not science chemistry, but the love chemistry.

This was going to be a long year.

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Horrible Chapter! I'm so sorry. I was just blanking out and I typed this out on a whim. Well, still. I hope you enjoy it. This is my first SasuSaku fic and I really wanted to get out the teenager thinking thing. Thank you for all the wonderful reviews for the last chapter. I really didn't think it was that funny, but I'm glad you like it.

hellopanda23, Lilly Tezshuta, seguha, sakura725, ninja99k, it'sher, loveless kunoichi, ihearttoast09, shatteredxmemories, being among them. Thank you all so much! I love you guys.

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