Percy Jackson

Wait stop right there isn't it

Perseus Jackson?

Of course he would be named after a famous demigod and

Hate the name

Doesn't he realize how important the name is?

Well he is named seaweed brain for a reason

Seaweed Brain

Well that doesn't really strike fear into monsters hearts does it?

But that's o.k. they have your

RePuTaTiOn

To be scared shitless of

Son of Poseidon, Lighting bolt retriever, slayer of the three Gorgons and the Minotaur, defeater of Ares, navigator of the Sea of Monsters, traveler of the Labyrinth, bane of Echidna and Kronos, killer of the Neman lion, survivor of Tartarus, retriever of the Golden Fleece and the 12th legion eagle, savior of Olympus, Praetor of the 12th legion fulminate, and one of the Seven.

Now that's one hell of a reputation to live up to and sometimes

Just sometimes

And only in the deepest darkest part of your mind were all your dark dangerous thought originate and reside in

You wish you were like

Frank and Hazel and Piper and Leo

Even Jason or Annabeth

Don't have this much pressure to live up to as you do

I mean what did Hazel do that was so special?

She died and came back

[With Nico's help]

So? You dipped in the river Styx

And Frank?

He can shape shift that's his only accomplishment

[that hardly compare to what you accomplished in your first year of camp. Hell you killed a FURY before you even realized you were a demigod!]

And the only thing HE has to live up to is

SON OF MARS

You have to live up to

SON OF POSIDON

One of the big three

[So does Hazel but still!]

And LEO?

HIS biggest accomplishment was fixing Festus

{Which broke down, mind you}

YOU had to fight Kronos

And PIPER?

Please, all of HER accomplishments we charm speaking involved and DREW can do that to

And ANNABETH

Will never understand how

Hard it was to get the romans to fully trust you, to face Kronos one-on-one, to single handily convince an army of CHILDREN to fight and listen to his orders, not help plan then follow orders from him

You had to make sure that you and the majority of your army survived. You had to make sure you won.

And JASON

Will never ever understand the

Strain you had to deal with

Child of the Big 3?

You too

Had to kill Titans?

Been there, done that

Had too lead an army?

Got a t-shirt

Please you've done all that and more

It's just NOT FAIR! You scream

WHY DO I HAVE ALL THE PRESSURE HEAPED ON ME?

WHY ME?

But as soon as you think those thoughts you bury them deep because

PERCY JACKSON

Doesn't think like that

[ but Pursues Jackson does]

So you dismiss the thought because these are
YOUR thoughts

They are

YOUR own and no one will ever see them

Right?

{[( WRONG!)]}