A/N: Sorry for the long delay, I was really busy last week. Please please please review okay!! I came up with this fic when I heard Rod Stewart's 'Some guys have all the luck' in my mum's car that day. Enjoy!

Some guys

Sometimes he couldn't help but wish he was some other guy. Any other guy, just not Uzumaki Naruto.

The pale noodles sizzled noisily as deft fingers tossed them into the bubbling soup.

The mouth watering fragrance wafted into the soon-to-be Rokudaime's nostrils. A loud rumbling was heard courtesy of a certain drooling blonde. Beside him, a sigh escaped his pink-haired teammate's lips, while the other teammate simply rolled his eyes in disgust.

The team was seated side by side at the Ichiraku(obviously suggested by Naruto), subconsciously huddled together in their usual formation—with Sakura in the center and the two boys to her left and right. It had been yet another day of exhausting training under their Sensei, the famous Copy-nin, and right now they were just bordering 'starving to death'.

"Ramen, ramen, ramen!" the Kyuubi vessel chanted.

"Shut it, Dobe." A/N: Well, I'll leave it to you to guess who said that.

"What did you call me, Teme?" the blonde loud-mouth swiveled in his stool to glare at his rival/best friend.

"I said shut it," he retorted coolly.

"Why you!" The golden boy began ranting on and on, completely oblivious to the steaming bowl of ramen that had just been placed in front of him. Sasuke resisted slapping his palm to his forehead. Hadn't the idiot just been complaining about how hungry he was?!

"Sasuke-kuuuuuuun!!!" Naruto's ranting was cut short by a chorus of high pitched voices. Within seconds they had become completely surrounded by Sasuke's massive horde of rabid fan girls, all squealing and shoving to get a look at their beloved heart-throb.

Some guys get all the looks.

It was pretty obvious why more than half of Konoha's female population was head over heels in love with the Uchiha. From the rebellious dark spikes to the cold onyx eyes and lean built, everything about him spelt out g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s. The kyuubi vessel would have traded anything to be someone like him.

The leader of the mob, a chestnut-haired girl, attached herself around the twitching boy's neck, "Sasuke-kun, will you-" she was unable to finish her sentence. Beside him, Sakura arose from her seat, forearm glowing dangerously with bright blue chakra. "Get. Away. From. Him," she spat venomously. Needless to say, the fan girls had vanished just as quickly as they had appeared.

"Hn," the raven haired boy muttered before resuming his meal. His gratitude though, was evident in the sideway glances he cast her when he had thought Naruto was unaware.

"Well that's weird," the blond began abruptly, "I didn't see Ino in that horde just now."

"Baka," Sakura chided playfully, "she's with Shikamaru!"

Some guys get all the brains.

The aforementioned lazy genious had an IQ of above 200. It was no wonder he could pass the chuunin exam without so much as breaking a sweat. It really wasn't fair actually, Naruto pouted at the thought, how some guys could get what they wanted so easily, what others(that included himself) had to work their butts off to achieve it. The dumb blond would have traded anything to be someone like him.

"What about Tenten? She was never in the 'We-love-Sasuke-fanclub'!" Naruto began.

At this, he received a light smack on the back of his head, "well that's 'cause she has Neiji!"

Some guys get all the talent.

While it was true the Hyuuga did train hard daily to overcome the bad hand fate had dealt him with by casting him into the side branch, he had had been gifted with the Hyuuga bloodline, the Byakugan. He had perfect vision, a 360 degrees scope. He could see through buildings and past landscapes, detect the tenketsu points and strike them with lethal accuracy. The golden-haired orphan would have traded anything to be someone like him.

But then again, other guys like Uzumaki Naruto get all the luck.

Speaking of Hyuugas, he spotted the shy heiress of the Hyuuga clan approaching. "Hinata-chan!" he greeted brightly, his grin doubling in size.

"N-naruto-kun," her cheeks were flushed.

Because they got the most beautiful girls of all.

Her gaze wandered to her index fingers, "m-mind if I j-join you?"

And he'd never trade anything in the world for her.