Thank you all again for the reviews. Turns out, school isn't getting so serious until after weekends, so you have me all week. Yay. Time to write more I guess.
Here goes.
Chapter Four - Learning
I knew that perverted grin wasn't for nothing...or writing those horrible porno books. I really can't stand guys like him. Thinking they're all hot and all, when they are just old geezers. No girl would give a guy like that the time of day.
There was utter silence from the class. Kiba finally coughed because it was getting awkward. Ino, furious as hell, stood up, a frosty pink fingernail pointing at the perv. "WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S KAKASHI-SENSEI, AND WHY'D HE SEND US A PERVERTED BASTARD TO BE THE SUBSTITUDE OF THIS CHEMISTRY CLASS!?"
Couldn't have put it better myself. I hate the girl, but she and I were a lot alike.
Jiraiya flicked a thumbs-up sign at Ino. "Girl, you have a pretty face! Wanna hang out?"
She shot him a disgusted look before settling down in her seat, mumbling every single curse word in the dictionary (and some that she made up). I sigh and stand up. "Jiraiya-sensei?"
"Aw...I like that," the old guy said, winking at me. A failed attempt to being seductive. How quaint. Ugh, I really hate this guy. "Yes, what is it, beautiful? You know, a girl like you, all you need is a bigger boobs, and all the guys will be falling for you!"
Did he just say it? Okay, I'm not the luckiest girl alive. I don't have those fantastic breast that you see in the magazines or everything. I'm an average looking girl...except for my hair. I'm thin, and I'm an average height for my age. I mean, if I put on a wig, I'd be invisible. So I'm not blessed with extra good looks, but that doesn't mean this dude has to rub it in that I'm flat chested! That's one insult us girls don't ever want to be called.
"Why you..." I mutter.
"Okay! Moving on to class! We're learning the female autonomy ! Won't that be fun!?" he giggled, pulling out a large poster...of a naked lady.
Several of the guys were on the floor, worshipping the goddamned man. Hinata fainted, and Ino and I were screaming bloody murder. MY GOD, THIS IS THE WEIRDEST SCHOOL EVER! Well, sure beat's private school in the surprise category. I mean, it's never quiet here, nor do I think it will be. I think I'm going to be sick. I liked Kakashi's classes better.
Then...my knight in shining armor, (Sasuke!) stood up his hand's shaking and head down. He pulled the Chemistry book with him, and walked to the front of the room, facing Jiraiya head on! "GO FOR IT, SASUKE-KUN!" the fangirls squealed from behind.
Yes, the fangirls. I've never really talked about them before, but they keep drooling over (my) Sasuke. But the worse thing is, they don't even treat him as a human being, but a boy toy, and I seriously hate them for it! If you ask me, Sasuke deserves much better than those sluts. They don't even follow the school dress code. The disgust me almost as much as Jiraiya, and that's saying something.
Anyway, Sasuke pulled the book and slammed the guy's head. "This is a Chemistry Lab. If you're going to teach something like that, head to Biology. And if you don't, I'll call the authorities and lock you up for sexual harassment." He said that all in one breath, but his face was completely red and his hair was covering his eyes. He looked a lot younger that way, and he definitely was cute! AWWW!!!
Jiraiya blinked at him, and gingerly finger the quickly reddening splotch of skin where the large text book hit him. He smirked at Sasuke's embarrassed expression, and I could tell, there was something sly about the guy. He was old, but quick with the times, I'll give him that. And Inner-Me only had one thought:
OOHHH! SASUKE'S GONNA GET IT!
(Uchiha Sasuke - What I Learned in Chemistry)
Okay...something's not right. I could tell by that jeer on his face. And my face just got more red, which was not good considering I have a complexion like snow. And I hate that. My brother has perfect skin (won't shut up about it. I think he's gay) and I...well...wasn't so blessed. Plus, I can be a klutz sometimes...but that was when I was younger. Still have bruises from slamming into random things. Damn.
"Well...you're face is all red. How cute," Jiraiya said, his smile turning completely more perverted, like Naruto's whenever he catches a glimpse of Tsunade (that woman freaks me out! I swear...). In fact, he somewhat reminded me of the blond. I turned to look for him, and I see him with that poster, drooling and everything. He's the most weirdest person I've ever met...why was I his best friend again?
I turn back to Jiraiya, and he looked constipated. Or like he was trying to stop himself from laughing. "You know...you look like a girl. Are you?"
Oh, that's it. Bad boy attitude is back on.
"WHY YOU FUCKIN' BASTARD!!!!!" I screamed, getting ready slam the guy down with every single move that my brother taught me. He was so lucky, though, because at that moment, Kakashi walked into the room, coffee in hand.
He looked down at me and Jiraiya, smiling. "Oh hiya, Jiraiya. What are you doing here? My...Sasuke's strong, isn't he?"
"Yeah...no wonder Orochimaru took an interest in him," the old hag said, grabbing my arm and flipping me right toward the wall. I managed to catch my balance and land perfectly against the wall.
"Well, you'd best be leaving...why are you here anyway?"
"WHAT!?" Sakura yelled. "You mean he isn't our substitute?"
"...Nope," Jiraiya said, a cocky and goofy grin in his face. He flashed me a thumbs up and the girls a (seemly seductive to him...but definitely not to the girls) wink and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
I groaned and walked back to my seat. Kakashi raised an eyebrow and placed his coffee on the table. "Interesting...well, enough of that. Time to move onto Chemistry!" He smiled mischievously.
I wonder...what's wrong with adults in this world anyway? I think they are all on crack. Especially weather men in Konoha. They are always wrong. Count on it. Said it was sunny today...but guess what? It started to rain...heavily. And thing about us Konoha people...we don't bother in bringing umbrellas. Great. Yet another thing to add to my: LIST OF HORRORS.
I hate my brother.
(Haruno Sakura - What I Learned in Chemistry)
Okay...that was completely odd...but then again, everything in this school was. I watched Sasuke sit next to me, head down against the table. He was cute, in that boyish kinda way, but he was young. He's still delicious to me! Did I just think that...gotta stop this Sakura. Gotta stop.
"Hey...are you okay?" I ask, tapping the irresponsive boy...who remained irresponsive except for the traditional, "Hn."
Kakashi slapped the desk and hit several bells for attention. Finally the class looked up and Kakashi was holding up several sheets. "You see, in order to win a somebody's heart, you gotta get to know that person. So, I have this questionnaire, which you will use. Ask your partner every question and record the answer."
When we got the sheet I tapped Sasuke shoulder and looked at him. God, he's hott, but I've said that already thousands of times before. "Let's get started."
"Hn," was his reply.
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Simple really. These questions were simple, and we were almost done with it (probably one sheet left). From what I learned, I summed it up in my note book:
Name: Uchiha Sasuke
Age: 15 (Born July 23)
Grade: Freshmen Year, KonohaGakure Academy, Honor Student
Favorite Color: Blue
Hobbies:
Now that came as a surprise. He was blushing when I asked him this. Really, his face was completely red. I found it cute, but I dare not say anything. He looked pissed when I giggled like a giddy school girl...which I am. So hey! I'm clear.
Anyway...
Hobbies: Stargazing, reading, writing, basketball, soccer, football, and painting.
Yup. He paints. Wow! Anything that has to do with art...I suck at. "So what do you usually paint?" I asked him.
"...Well...whatever's on my mind, I guess," he whispered, his voice almost in audible. It was nice, seeing him like this. Looks like he isn't a cold hearted bastard after all. I wrote that next to his name:
Name: Uchiha Sasuke (who isn't a cold hearted bastard).
He glared at me. "Just continue."
"Right!" I exclaim.
Favorite Food: Tomatoes
Least Favorite Food: Ramen (wait till Naruto hears this)
Favorite Song: I like a lot of music. I guess it's hard for me to pick.
Favorite Band: Repeat of what I said above
Favorite Subject: English and Art
Favorite Teacher: ...Kurenai-sensei. (Aww!)
"Shut up, Sakura. She teaches English," Sasuke muttered, again that cute blush spreading across his cheeks. I find it so funny, but I won't say anything...especially when his turn to ask me is coming up.
Favorite Book: Art of War
Favorite TV Show: I don't really watch TV (Okay...something is seriously wrong with you Sasuke!)
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Something is wrong with you, Sakura. Just stop it with the comments!" He stared at the sheet. "How much more left? Where are you right now?"
"I'm almost done...Just a couple more!" I announce happily.
Best Friend: Uzumaki Naruto
Favorite Girl/Boy: ...Haruno Sakura.
I totally gasp at that. He said my name. I'm dreaming! Nobody pinch me! He said MY name for favorite Girl! I'm in love! He's in love! I knew it! Kakashi was so right...for once...okay Sakura. How many times do you have to do this! Stop it!
"Uh...Sakura?" Sasuke asked. "Are you done?"
I jolt back out of my dream stance. "Uh...right. Let's continue."
Family: ...Uchiha Itachi, my brother...and...
He stayed quiet, biting hard on his lip (those really desirable lips) until they started to bleed.
"Uh...just leave it at that..." he managed to stutter, looking away. From behind him, I could see Naruto, a worried expression on his face. He shook his head, giving me a look that said, "Don't press him for an answer." I sigh. What's wrong? Well, no time for that.
"Okay...um...one more question," I say, trying to lighten up the mood. He just grunts and nods.
Worse Fear: Loosing everybody again
Again? I decide not to push it any further. Because from this questionnaire, Kakashi was right. I got to learn more about my partner. He's strong, good looking, all around talented, but sensitive sometimes, and when he gets like that, he tends to be shy. I smile and hand the sheet to him.
"Alright, my turn," I say.
He nods and takes the sheet from my hands.
(Uchiha Sasuke - What I Learned in Chemistry)
Thank God, I avoided to give to much information. The author would kill me if I did. And then a bunch of fangirls will be after her in blood. So HA!
Enough of that, I'd better get ready to start asking Sakura questions.
Name: Haruno Sakura (because of her pink hair)
Age: 16 (March 28)
I look at her, my eye brow cocked. "You're older than me? By three months or so right?" That's odd. Looking at me and her, I'd look a lot older.
"Yup," she smiled. "So ha, I'm the boss here."
I roll my eyes and continue on with the questions.
Grade: Freshmen Year, KonohaGakure Academy, Honor Student
Favorite Color: Pink and Red
"It says favorite COLOR! Not favorite colors," I pointed out, smirking.
She sticks her tongue at me, and I laugh a little. Blinking, she points a finger at me. "You can laugh? Mr. Cold Hearted Bastard can laugh? That's a shock!"
I roll my eyes and pointed to the comment she made earlier. "See, I'm not Mr. cold Hearted Bastard, so stop calling me that already."
"Yeah, yeah," she smiles.
Hobbies: Dancing, Singing, Blogging, Writing, and Annoying Sasuke! Duh
"Oh sure, that's nice."
Again, she stuck her tongue at me and I just roll my eyes. This has been getting a lot more natural between us lately...I guess Kakashi was right.
Favorite Food: Junk Food, and Chocolate. A Girl's Second Best Friend!
"What's the first?" I ask.
"Guys like you," was her reply.
There's heat in my cheeks...or is that me? Damn my skin and it's whiteness. Why can't I be more tan, like Naruto? Damn! ...What's wrong with me? ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!
Least Favorite Food: Vegetables. No Duh
Favorite Song: Chemicals React - Aly and AJ
Favorite Band: Jeez, this is a toughie. I dunno.
Favorite Subject: Chemistry
Now that's odd. Chemistry. "Why?"
"Because that's how I met you?"
Did I mention I was already red like a tomato? No girl has ever spoken to me like that. Like I was a human being. It feels nice. Crap, Sasuke. BE A LITTLE BIT OF A COLD HEARTED BASTARD! WILL YA!?
Favorite Teacher: Kakashi-sensei?
Dare I ask why? "Because he's hott," was her reply.
Damn...was I jealous. I definitely felt a little something there. Frowning, I stare at her answer, hoping that in front of my eyes, it'll change. She catches that, glares and then smiles.
"Don't worry Sasuke. You're my one and only."
Is there a shade of red that was redder than a tomato? If so, that's what I look like now.
Favorite Book: Speak, Laura Anderson. God, I love that book!
Favorite TV Show: I prefer taking walks then watching television.
Another thing we have in common.
Best Friend: Yamanaka Ino/Uchiha Sasuke
More red. Aw crap.
Favorite Girl/Boy: Uchiha Sasuke! Duh.
"What's wrong? Are you sick or something?" she asks.
I shook my head. "W-we're almost done, so just finish it up!"
"Whatever, Hinata," Sakura says.
Somewhere behind us, Hinata looked up from her book, eyes scanning the room for whoever had said her name.
Family: Haruno Kyoko, and Isamu, mother and father. Haruno Reyuro, booger of a brother.
She has an annoying brother. Join the club.
Worst Fear: Loosing my new friends.
"Are you two done yet? You're the last ones," Kakashi said, tapping his foot impatiently. Sakura cleaned up the sheet and handed it too him. I helped her pack up her books and stuff.
"So did you learn a lot about each other?" he said deviously.
"Yup," we both say in unison, before leaving the classroom. I learned that Haruno Sakura is definitely someone I don't want to forget. Just like Naruto...
Aww...Look at that. More bonding. Well, I hope you enjoyed this! I certainly had fun writing it. Next Chapter Soon! (Hopefully)