Chapter 5
"Holy shit!" Phil and I said at the same time as we walked into the villa. We looked at each other and laughed. "This is awesome." I whispered to Phil as he nodded his head in agreement.
"Now this is Vegas." Phil said walking into the middle of the room and sitting his bags down as everyone walked in and said things about the huge villa.
"Thanks guys. Or should I say 'thank you Stu.'" Doug said while he was admiring the living area. "You're welcome. It's only because I love you." Stu said pointing at Doug.
"Where are we going to sleep guys?" I asked noticing that there were only four rooms and five of us. "I guess you can sleep in my room Chris." Phil said while winking suggestively at me. I laughed.
"Okay lady's pick a room get dressed and let's be ready in thirty minutes." Phil ordered and I followed him to the room he chose. When we got to our room I headed for the bathroom to get dressed, I didn't need a shower. After about fifteen minutes I was ready to go and walked out of the bathroom to see Phil finishing buttoning his shirt. "Tonight's going to be so much fun Phil." I said as I walked over to him wrapping my arm around his waist while he wrapped his arm around my neck as we made our way to Stu's room meeting Doug along the way.
We walked into Stu's room to find him in his underwear and on the phone with Melissa. Phil looked at him and made the sign for 'what the fuck?' and Stu shrugged his shoulders and pointed to the phone. I saw his bed and decided what the hell? I was wearing pants and a t-shirt anyway, so I ran and plopped right in the middle of his bed with Phil landing right beside me.
"What else? Well we uh met the uh proprietor. Uh what's his name? Creaser Balubjai. Yeah like the salad." Stu continued to dig himself deeper into the hole he was in. "Well listen, I gotta go cause we're gonna hit this wine tasting." I couldn't help but stare at him as he talked to that bitch. "Wait wait wait. I love you. Okay, byeee." Then he hung up the phone, and I couldn't hold it in when Phil said, "I'm not event gonna say anything it's too embarrassing." Making me laugh loudly.
"Where's Alan at?" Stu asked. "He uh he went down stairs. Said he needed to grab a few things." Doug answered. "Good because I have something to show you." Stu pretended to do the muscle man thing making me giggle at him. Stu then bent down to his bag and pulled out a black velvet box and showed it to us.
"Uh oh." Doug said while Phil looked at Stu like he was dumb, and I just looked at the ring and said, "I'm sorry Stu, but I don't love you like that." Trying not to laugh at myself I took the ring from him while he rolled his eyes at me and Doug laughed and Phil continued to stare at Stu.
"What the hell is that?" Phil asked still not caught up. I looked at him and laughed when Stu asked him what he thought it was and he replied, "If it's what I think it is it's a huge fucking mistake." Stu looking like a dope replied saying, "I'm going to propose to Melissa at your wedding. After the ceremony." Phil threw his hands up in the air as Doug looked back down at the ring. "Stuiey congratulations."
"Thank you Doug." Stu said trying to put his pants on, Phil still looked like he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "That's a beautiful ring." Doug said. "Yeah it's my grandmothers she made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. Its legit." I looked over at Phil and I could tell that he was about to bust.
"I don't get it. Have you not listened to anything I have ever said?" and there the blows. Stu took a deep breath. "We've been dating for three years, its time. This is how it works." He replied. "A, that is bullshit and B, she is a complete bitch!" Phil almost yelled at him. "Hey that's his fiancé." Doug said taking up for Stu. I didn't have anything to say right now so I just laid back and watched the show.
"It's true you know it's true. She beats him!" Phil tried to convince Doug. My head jerked up at the mention of her beating him. "That was twice, and I was out of line. She's strong willed and I respect that." I was staring at him like he was crazy. "You fucking let that bitch beat you?" I yelled at him, making all talk stop. Stu put his hands up and started babbling trying to convince me that she had a good reason. I just shook my head.
"Wow, wow he's in denial. Not to mention she fucked a sailor." Phil supplied again. "Hey he wasn't a sailor he was a bartender on a cruise ship." Doug cut in again making me laugh. "Hey I'm standing right here. I can hear everything that you're saying." Stu said pointing at himself. I got off the bed and patted him on the back as I made my way to Phil and Doug as Alan came in to the room.
"Hey. You guys ready to let the dogs out." He asked standing with one let cocked out making everyone in the room stare asking about what dogs. "Who let the dogs out, you know like 'who let the dogs out? Who who who." He said doing a little dance. Phil turned to us and asked, "Who the hell brought this guy?" making me laugh, while Doug replied to Alan. "Yes Alan we are ready to let the dogs out." And we all headed out the door and to the elevator.