Chapter 6
When we made it to the elevator Phil hit the button and made his way over to me putting his arm around my shoulders, and looked Alan up and down. "You're not really wearing that are you?" He asked looking at us like he couldn't believe what he was seeing.
"Wearing what?" Alan asked confused looking himself over as well. I looked up at Phil and quirked an eyebrow up at him. "The man purse. Are you actually gonna wear that or are you guys just fucking with me?" Phil asked skeptically, when Alan answered, "This is where I keep all my things. I get a lot of compliments on this. And plus it's not a man purse, it's a satchel, Indiana Jones wears one." He finished going back into his pose.
"So does Joy Bayhar." Phil came back at him, making me try not to laugh. The elevator dinged and the doors opened up and I saw a man with an afro getting up off his knees from between a woman's legs. "Oh that looks nice." I said sarcastically to Phil as he ushered me into the elevator to stand by the girl. "Behave Chris." He said while laughing, all the while the afro man was checking me out and Phil was giving him the stare down.
"We're going up guys." Afro man said and Phil said that was fine. At the same time Doug and I asked, "We're going up?" and Phil nodded making us all look at him wondering what he was up to.
Afro man and his lady got off on the next floor while we went up to the top floor and through the doors that said no admittance, Stu wasn't too happy about that and decided to voice his concerns. "I'm just saying Phil it's clearly marked. We are definitely not supposed to be up here."
"Oh common Stu, we're paying for a villa. We can do whatever the fuck we want." "Yeah but…" "Just catch the door." Phil ordered Stu as he ushered me up the latter. "Guys come on up here." Phil climbed up after me.
Getting up to the top of the ladder you could see everywhere. It was really beautiful. Phil came up behind me wrapping his arm around my shoulders again. "OH." Doug said getting up the ladder, then turned around and asked Alan if he was alright. When everyone was on the roof, Alan went over to the ledge and poured something. I looked up at the guys and said, "Are you guys sure we should let him that close the ledge?" seriously. They laughed at me.
"Alan how we doin buddy?" Phil asked. Alan turned around and started shaking his hips while walking toward us with some shot glasses and a bottle of jaeger in his hands. "Uh oh. A little Jaegermeister, good idea." Doug said reaching out for a shot glass, while Phil poured us our shots.
"No this is good. I'd like to make a toast. To Doug and Tracy, may tonight be just a minor speed bump in another wise very happy and healthy marriage." Stu said holding up his glass and we all took our shots. I gave my brother a hug and told him congratulations. "Alright, I want to talk about something. I want to talk about…" Phil started getting ready to make his speech when Alan interrupted.
"I'd like to… I'd like to say something that I've prepared tonight." We all looked to Phil when Alan pulled out a folded up piece of paper, and I shrugged my shoulders at him looking back at Alan. This was bound to be fucking funny, this guy was nuts.
Then Alan started, "Hello. How about that ride in? I guess that's why they call it sin city. Hahaha! You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack, but when my sister brought Doug home. I knew he was one of my own, and my wolf pack, it grew by one. So where there two of, there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. Then six months ago when Doug introduce me to you guys, I thought wait a second could it be? And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys and one girl to my wolf pack." He stopped talking for a few seconds and we thought he was done talking so Doug started laughing. But Alan had more to say.
"Five of us wolves, running around the desert here, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast." Alan finished by pulling out a pocket knife making us all look at him like he was crazy. Then he started to cut his hand. "Ah Doug make him stop!" I yelled along with Stu as Doug took the knife away from Alan and Phil asked him if he needed to go to the hospital. "What is that?" Stu asked Alan as he looked back at us. "Blood brothers." Alan replied. "Are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?" Phil asked when he was done. "He's fine he's good." Doug replied. "Alright get in here Alan." Phil said as he huddled us all together to finally make his toast. "Get in here crazy." Stu ordered. Phil held up his shot glass, "To a night we will never forget." He finished and I held up my glass along with him.