The Most Interesting Chick in the World
We were smoking in her truck and after giving me a hard time about me being a nice guy I asked her. "So how did you meet Zero here?" She looked at Zero rubbing his checks to make a squishy face then smiled and looked at me.
"He was a gift from my dad." She said looking alittle sad. Zero licked her check and she smiled. She hit the pipe one more time and looked at me.
"Ready to meet your fans again? I have a feeling the twins are getting into another fight with a nerd. Some nerds just have issues when they tell them I'm better." She laughed alittle and open her truck door. I stepped out and followed her to the door.
"You know I have a hard time believing it. My bro doesn't lie to me and he said you beat my score on Zombies. I have to see you in action so my fans will just have to wait." I smirked at her and she rolled her eyes. She walked in the door and sure as shit she was right. Some big fat ugly dude was pushing the twins and my bro away from the arcade games.
"Hey!" I yelled. No one push my brother but me. Codie looked just as pissed see the twins getting pushed around.
"What the hell is going on here?!" She came right up to the fat guy shouting.
"No one under 15 can play these games when I'm around! There just an embarrassment to the nerd world. Take them back home where they can play there stupide children games!" He told her giving her alittle push as well then added "go along girl. We all know you don't belong her either!" Before I could defend her she went on the attack.
"What the fuck does that mean! I will have you know my name is on the high score list of the majority of those games! Just cause I'm a chick that actually looks hot you don't think I can game! I can do circles around your enormous belly!" she poked at his belly and posed that girl hip out crossed arm thing. He laughed which made her more upset. She glared at him and said "Josh grab my purse! Matt and Drew you guys know what coming next."
Soon all the boys took off. Josh came back with her purse. Drew and Matt came back and told her "he's ready for the word" Codie put a thumbs up and looked at the DJ at the rink. Then she cracked her knuckles and started to walk to the arcade. The fat guy got in her way and wouldn't let her pass.
"Oh are you scared fat boy! Well too bad I'm kicking your ass in Zompoc show you how a real nerd does it! Duncan help me out!" she looked at me with a smile and I did as she said. I went up to the guy punched my open pump and yelled at him
"Let the girl through. Or we going to have a problem." He moved for me and I swung my arm out like I was holding a door for her to pass.
"Thanks Dunk!" she said with a smile as she made her way to the game. When she reach the game she took out a single quarter from her purse and yelled at the top of her lungs "Now Kyle!" Soon a techno version of the Lost Forest from Zelda started playing. I was so confused but as soon as the song started she went into a different word. She looked totally different. She had her tongue out and was mumbling very quietly as she shoot every zombie on the screen in the head.
"Shit she is good." I whispered in hope of no one hearing but my brother did.
"Told ya she was amazing! This song is her gaming song. Me and Matt got to tell the DJ she was going to rape someone in Zompoc so he knew to turn it on when she was ready." Drew whispered to me while still watching her. She was truly amazing to watch after ever giant wave of zombies she would yell ya bitches or you can't stop this assholes. Finally she was done with a new high score on the board. She enter her name Codie and turned around to the fat guy arms crossed hip out and said
"Beat that fat ass!" She pointed at the score and his jaw dropped.
"You're Codie! I am so sorry. I didn't know Codie was a girl please teach me!" the nerd begged.
She laughed "I don't teach dicks. Now let my boys play or I'll have this guy in the Mohawk actually kick your fat ass!" That made me smile and I grinned at him with my fist in my other hand. I walked away and the boys went back to playing until Codie said "You guys got 30 more mins then we got to go back home." They groaned and whined but didn't argue. She locked eyes with me and blushed alittle "Thanks for the help. I guess I'll keep your nice guy secret so you can act tough with other assholes."
"What make you think I'll help ya again. I was only protecting my brother! No one push my bro!" I told her.
"Oh Dunk. Just like I know your sweet I know when you're lying." She laughed and broke away from my eyes looking at her feet and walked away. I got stuck looking at her hips and ass walking away when someone punch my arm. I turned to see Gwen!
"Oh shit Gwen what are you doing here!" I said surprised
"What are you doing here? Tough guys like you don't usually come around here. The people I hang with had to pick some fat nerd cause he embarrassed himself. I missed you and we need to talk."
"Oh my God Gwen!" Codie said as she started to walk back. What the hell is going on here! I was so uncomfortable being in the middle seeing these two girls greet each other with a hug and then look at me. I was sweating like no other and didn't know what to do so I just walked away. As soon as my back was to them I heard Codie shot "Hey where the fuck do you think you're going?"
"Umm… Well I thought I heard Drew say he was ready to go and…" I started to trail off when Codie just laughed
"Umm Drew won't want to leave till we have to go which is real close so get over hear so we can hang later today." She said with a smirk smile and drilled her beautiful green eyes into mine. I wanted to hang with her later but at the same time I didn't want to be around Gwen since we are kind of breaking up and I didn't want her to tell Courtney about Codie.
"Hey tough guy I'm talking to you! Come over here got a secret for you." She kept trying to get me over but I just couldn't move.
"Fine well come to you."
"STOP! Maybe I don't want to see you later! Maybe I don't want to talk. Now I got to find Drew to get the hell out of this shit hole rink!" I said under pressure not really meaning it just didn't want Gwen to think I had a thing for Codie. Then Courtney would bitch and Chris would show up. Codie be so upset she leave. I looked at them and Codie stood there her green eyes closed and shine gone. Fuck I just do.
"Codie that's not what I meant I'm just so lost how you and Gwen know each other! I mean Gwen was my Girlfriend till jail and then in there we broke up and that's why I started to talk to you cause she wasn't talking to me. Fuck I'm sorry." I started to walk to her to comfort her and re tell her it was all a lie but she went off into the arcade.
"You are some sort of Dick! You know that. I meet Codie right after the show. She is suck a cool chick that's when I thought you and her would be great plus her friend Jon was kind of hitting on me a lot. I told Codie to look you up on the chat." Gwen scolded at me. Yesh now I feel like a jerk. I moved into the arcade hoping to find her but sadly Drew was by himself so chances are she left to take the twins back home.
"Fuck she gone!" I yelled Gwen giving me a dirty look and then Drew made it worse.
"What the hell did you say to her? She was really upset crushed almost and… Gwen did you hurt Codie! You slut I say you making on some other goth guy let my brother find someone else like you did bitch!" He started to say ready to punch her when I stopped him.
"No I fucked up. Gwen and Codie know each other. Gwen told her my chat name so she could hit me up. I didn't know and I got scared so I said some stuff I didn't mean and here we are." I told him placing my hand on his shoulder. He looked upset at me but understood
"Bro you have to control your mouth!" is all he told me. I reached for my phone and text her saying I am truly sorry I do want to hang out just didn't understand why you knew Gwen and since we never officially broke up I didn't want to ruin anything. Gwen explain everything to me and I feel like an asshole please tell me where we can meet. I sent it and looked at Gwen "Do you know where she lives or where she will be?"
She laughed and answered "I sure do. She has like the coolest apartment we all love to hang there." I felt alittle relieved at least Gwen could take me to where she lives. That's when my phone buzzed it was a text from Codie. Prove it! If you're sorry and want another shot then you'll do something you would never be caught dead doing. Come to my house which I'm sure Gwen has told ya and we will continue this conversation there. PS don't come till like 8 cause I have to clean up and stuff. Sweet I wasn't out of the game yet except what did she want me to do. I told Gwen about what she said and she laughed.
"Oh my god I know what she is going to make you do she makes all of us do it before really hanging out. Well let's get going." I poked Drew and we headed out back to the Blazer to get going. While walking out there I saw the Avalanche still parked. I throw Gwen the keys so they could get in and ran over to the truck when Matt yelled out
"Oh thank god Duncan! Codie needs your help her ex just showed up and he has alittle problem with letting go!" I stared looking around when I heard a female yell it was coming from behind a semi-trucks trailer.
"Liam leave me the fuck alone! We broke up 3 years ago and you're still doing this. Please just leave me the fuck alone." I heard Codie say calmly as I turned the corner I saw Codie who was holding back Zero and a large redhead hillbilly.
"You didn't break up with me you told me you were getting rid of the mutt so we can be together. Its cause of him you don't love me! You'll see once he is gone we will be happy again." The redhead said and pulled out a gun. He aimed it at Zero. I started to run toward him when I notice Codie covering Zero. She would take a bullet for her dog? This chick is strange but she is in danger and I'm not going to let a defenseless chick get hurt.
"Codie are you ok!?" I yelled running toward her.
"Duncan take Zero get him out of here!" She shouted at me with tears in her eyes. I didn't know what to do there was a guy with a gun pointing it at her and she wanted me to take the dog. Fuck that I'm going to take the guy with the gun.
"Who the fuck are you! Get out of here me and my girl are having words!" the redhead told me.
"I don't fucking think so not with that gun in your hands! You fire that and your dead hillbilly!" I yelled at him ready to tackle. Before I could Zero pounced on me and Codie was about to tackle him. She head butted his stomach, then stomped on his foot, hit his nose upwards with her palm, kneed him in the balls and as he was falling she grabbed the gun and pointed it at his head. My mouth was wide open how in the fuck did she do all that so smoothly without missing a beat. It was rather hot and I had a boner from it. She took a deep breath and pushed the gun onto his head.
"Liam, I am breaking up with you because you are an abusive jerk, who cheats, does a million drugs and takes advantage of me. We are never getting back together and if you point a gun to my baby one more time I am going to shoot you." She said very calmly again still shoving the gun to his head.
"Oh princess you wouldn't kill me. You don't have the guts for it and I know that. So that threat means nothing to me." Liam said with a smile. I was about to add that I have the guts but then Codie took the butt of the gun and slammed it on top of his head.
"DON'T CALL ME PRINCESS!" She screamed at him as he was rolling on the floor rubbing the top of his head.
"You made me bleed you bitch!" He yelled at her about to get up when she replaced the gun to his head.
"Now I didn't say kill you I said shoot you. I will shoot you in your dame fucking knee caps so you can never walking again." She said calmly again before hitting the back of his neck with the butt of the gun. He slammed the floor hard face first. She knocked him out! I can't believe what I just saw. I looked at her she was gripping the gun pretty hard looking down at him no emotion on her face she didn't even say anything to me. She walked away from him and called Zero and just walked away not saying anything. I got up and followed her back to the parking lot. I say Gwen running and sliding in the dirt to see if we were ok with all the yelling then she say the redhead in the dirt. She looked at Codie but she didn't say anything to Gwen either just kept walking to her truck. Gwen looked at me and mouthed what happen but I was too worried about Codie.
Codie left in her truck without saying a word to us and when she was gone Gwen flipped!
"Oh my god what happen! Did Liam hurt her again? That bastard torments the fuck out of her. He always manages to find her. She has moved 3 times cause of that fucker! Plus he wants to kill Zero cause he bite him back when they were dating. We have to get going we need to meet her at her house." Gwen told me storming off to my blazer. I followed her and we left.
