Jenno2: Aw, thank you! Kreyna is totally adorable ;) Thank you so much for your review! :)

RandomWriter23: DUDE IKR NOW LET'S GET BOYFRIENDS TOGETHER OK? FUCK YEAH. James seriously needs to get his shit together and kick this bitch out. Yeah, girl. You kick James' ass back to Mother Russia ;) I'm actually ok with Karina going to Greenland. She can freeze there and her plastic self won't melt XD Haha WOW I'm a bitch :)

grayhap: Haha poor Kendall is right! But he loves Reyna, so it's all good. Lol I'm glad you liked that horoscope thing XD And yeah, they held hands! Hehe. Yay.

thesandbar: Adam is pretty adorable, yeah. EY CHICA. AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, BACK THE FUCK OFF MAH MAN ;) Jk we can share him. OR THREESOME. ALRIGHT LET'S GO, MY PLACE, YOURS, OR HIS? OOH HIS SO WE CAN HAVE ALL FOUR OF THE BOYS AND- I'm just gonna stop now... Um *blushes* Yeah James is a total dork! Hehe. Nervous laughter. Ha. Haha. Ha. Lol thanks for your review, as always :)

REYNA'S POV

"Ey, chica!" I called upstairs. "James and Kendall will be here soon."

"I can't believe we agreed to this," Maya sighed as she came down the stairs.

"It won't be that bad," I laughed.

"Yeah, sure," she muttered. "Inviting your almost boyfriend over to dinner with your overprotective dad is bound to be a fun time."

"Exactly!" I smiled.

"You're an idiot."

"Thank you."

"Girls!" Mom yelled. "I think they're here."

"Fuck. Here we go, Reyna."

"Oh would you calm down? Everything's going to be fine. And besides, Dad likes Kendall, so he'll like James!"

"Dad likes Kendall because Kendall's dating you and not some other girl," she mumbled.

"Let's just go. We can't leave them on the doorstep all night," I laughed and moved to the door. I opened it and threw my arms around Kendall. Maya smiled at me before making her way down the driveway to see James.

"Hey Reyn," Kendall chuckled.

"I missed you," I giggled.

"I missed you, t- and I'm being pulled inside!"

"Dad!" I laughed.

"It's a little chilly out there. I thought that you guys should come in," Dad winked at me.

I rolled my eyes and smiled at him. What a dork.

"Dad," I whispered. "James."

"Right." He stepped outside and walked up to James and Maya who were at his car.

OH THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.

MAYA'S POV

"Hey," I smiled. "How are you?"

"Happier now that I'm with you," James winked.

"I'm just warning you about my- HI DAD!"

"Hello, lovely daughter of mine. Warning James about what?"

"Mom's...uh, special salad dressing. It's quite tangy."

"Good save," he nodded. Dad extended his hand to James. "Nice to finally meet you, James. I've heard a lot about you."

James shook Dad's hand and smiled at him. "Good things, I hope?"

"Mostly."

HOLY FUCK CAN THE EARTH JUST SWALLOW ME MENTAL FACE PALM OVER HERE OH JESUS.

"Let's get inside, guys." I pushed Dad toward the house and whispered, "Real subtle, Dad."

"Oh really? I wasn't going for subtle," he shot back.

"Dad," I groaned. "Just...go inside. I'll be in in a minute."

"Maya-"

"Please?"

He sighed and nodded. "Alright, fine."

I walked back to James and smiled at him apologetically. "I'm uh, sorry about him. I told you he didn't like-"

James grabbed my waist and brought his lips down on mine. I jumped a bit at the sudden contact, then melted into his arms and kissed him back. He finally let go and brushed a loose strand of hair out of my face. "What the fuck was that?" I laughed.

"I've been waiting to do that since that stupid fucked up game of Twister."

I blushed and smiled up at him. "Really?"

"Really," he breathed out. "You ready to go in?"

I took a deep breath and let it out. "As ready as I'll ever be." I took James' hand and started walking to the house.

Pray for me.

Seriously.

KENDALL'S POV

"What do you think he said?" Reyna smirked at me.

I laughed and shrugged. "Probably threatened to cut his dick off if he fucks with his daughter-"

Reyna raised an eyebrow at me and I sighed. "-and her heart," I finished, biting my lip to hold in my laughter.

"Right," she blushed. "I- I knew you were going to say that."

I leaned over and kissed her cheek. "Of course you did."

"Reyna, can you take this to the table?" Mona called from the kitchen.

"Yeah, coming Mom," she yelled back.

"I'll help," I offered. Might as well do something.

We got all the food set up on the table and dug in. DAMN, can Mona cook. "This is amazing," I told her with a smile.

"Thank you, Kendall. I'm happy to see that someone enjoys it," she responded and raised an eyebrow at her husband.

"Kendall, you're making me look bad in my own house," Adam teased.

"Sorry, sir," I laughed, blushing slightly. Reyna playfully swatted my knee under the table and I bumped her leg with mine.

God, she's adorable.

"So James," Mona started, "tell us a little about yourself."

"Well, I'm currently in-"

"Big Time Rush," we all finished, laughing at the look on his face.

"I think they figured that one out, buddy," I snickered.

James rolled his eyes and I could practically see him resisting the urge to introduce me to his middle finger. Ha.

"Anything special you bring to the group?" Adam asked, no doubt trying to get James to open up about Karina.

"He has the best legs," I jumped in.

OK WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM AND- Wait. Now I have a plan.

Maya choked on her water and James rubbed her back. Adam gave him a look and he moved his hand. "Uh Kendall?" Reyna shot me a weird look. "Care to explain?"

"Oh, you haven't seen James in a skort? It's a huge hit on Youtube."

"Stop it," he hissed, glaring at me.

I smirked at him and added, "It was a skort, wasn't it James? Please tell me you guys don't wear skirts at Coronado."

"No, it was definitely a skort!" James shouted.

Maya grinned and turned in her seat to face him. "Should I be concerned?"

"No Maya," Adam laughed, "Should I be concerned is the true question."

"I used to do powder puff," James mumbled. "We won in 2008."

Reyna and Maya glanced at eachother, then simultaneously burst out laughing. "Ok, what did I miss?"

"We've seen the video!" Reyna squeaked out.

"Yeah, during her fangirling we were looking up videos," Maya laughed. "People were commenting about how they couldn't believe James was in it, but I refused to admit it was actually James."

"I TOLD you he was the one with the pink headband!" Reyna giggled.

James dropped his head to the table and groaned.

"Well this is um, interesting," Mona chuckled.

"To say the least," I grinned wickedly.

James snapped his head up and glared at me. Mother fucker I might die tonight. "You know, Kendall," he started. "I have some interesting things to say about you, t-" He got cut off when the doorbell rang.

We all glanced at eachother. "Anybody know who that is?" Adam asked us from the head of the table.

We shook our heads.

"I'll get it," Reyna offered.

She got up from her seat and walked to the door.

All I heard was the sharp sound of a slap and Reyna's scream.

Alright, I was wrong earlier.

Looks like I'M killing someone tonight.