I have been writing this for about 3-5 weeks and I got hit with plot bunnies today so...there is more to come a nice heart to heart more smut and stuff so enjoy...
"So why did we get put in charge of baby Angel duty again?" Cinderella asked Snow.
"Because I mothered 7 men for most of my mortal life and you can cook." Snow stated as one of the babies pulled at her hair.
"My ability to cook makes me qualified to look after several babies?" Cinders asked.
"Apparently so." Snow said while wiping the saliva of one of the child's faces. "You know it would be great if you would stop complaining and help me. Geese I wish I was in Belle or Ariels group."
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"So do you know what happened with Cassies experiment?" Alice asked Belle while she played with the baby who was laying on her knees.
"I'm not sure. I haven't seen him since he buggered off to get buggered." Belle said.
"That's not polite." Alice said with a frown.
"I'm in love with a beast what do you expect?" Belle asked sarcastically.
***
"Hey have you seen Castiel recently?" Ariel asked Kida.
"No why?" Kida asked.
"Haven't seen him since he went to see if he could get pregnant." Ariel said as she handed a rattle to one of the babies.
"WHAT?" Kida screamed waking one of the babies. "Sh sh sh sweetie I'm sorry." She said as she cuddled the baby to her. "Now what was this about Cas and trying to get pregnant?"
"Well Cassie thought that being a ball of celestial intent or light or whatever that he could get pregnant." Ariel said as she pulled her hair free from one of the baby's hand. "Personally I think it was an excuse for him to take a tumble in the sheets with his little mortal."
"Huh. Makes sense." Kida said as she put down the now sleeping baby.
***
"Hey dude where's Cas been these past few months?" Sam asked his brother.
"I don't know. I'm not the Angels keeper." Dean grumbled.
"Dude no need to get snappy cos your boyfriend took a vacation from you whiny ass." Sam snapped back.
"I'm not snappy or a whiny ass!" Dean shouted at his brother.
"But he is your boyfriend." Sam giggled.
"Dude...what...no...I never." Dean stuttered as Sam left their motel room. "Cas isn't my boyfriend."
"Hello Dean." Said the angel that appeared from no where.
"Jesus Cas! Don't fucking do that."
"Don't bring my brother into this Dean."
"Dude what have you got under your coat?" Dean asked with a raised eyebrow.
"It's a baby angel." Cas said as he took the baby from his coat to show Dean. "They're called Tippens."
"Tippens?" Dean asked pulling that same face he did when he found out what Cas was called in that other world. "Sounds like a cats name."
"That's not very nice Dean." Cas said with a frown.
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"So we're on break..." Belle started. "What do you want to do?"
"Fancy trying to track down Cas?" Ariel asked.
"Sounds like fun." Belle said with a grin. "Want to start with the Winchesters?"
"You know I do." Ariel said before they both flew away.
***
The two angels appeared behind a rundown bar, Ariel went to walk forward but Belle stopped her and point at their clothes which didn't really fit in to the type of bar they were about to enter. So Belle snapped her fingers changing their clothes from dresses with corsets to jeans, t-shirt and leather jackets with biker boots.
"Princesses first." Belle said as she held the door open. Ariel walked into the bar and scanned the crowd ignore the lecherous looks from the men in the bar, spotting Sam Winchester the two angels strode over with purpose cornering him at the bar.
"Err...Hey." Sam said awkwardly to the two women in front of him.
"Hey!" Ariel started. "We're friends with Cassie and we were wondering if you or Deano had seen him recently?"
"No." Sam said while he looked on at the girls confused. "Who are you guys anyway?"
"Oh how rude of us. I'm Ariel and this is Belle. Where's Dean?"
"Back in our room. Why are you looking for him I thought he was in heaven?" Sam asked.
"Yea well he's been M.I.A. for the past 9 and a half months." Belle said. "So where is your room?"
Back in the motel room the baby angel was now held by Dean while Castiel was reclined on the bed flick through the channels on the poor quality television. It was when Cas settled on a rerun of Doctor Sexy that Sam walked in with the two lady Angels who squealed when the saw Dean holding the baby Tippens.
"Oh my dad baby is so cute." Ariel squealed as she took baby Tippens from Dean and spun around with the babe.
"Yes Tippens is what most would describe as cute." Castiel said in that monotone voice of his.
"Look Belle isn't Cas and Deans baby so cute!" Ariel squealed as she pushed the baby into Belles arms.
"It's not my baby." "It's not their baby." Belle and Castiel said at the same time, Cas looking sad at the thought.
"It 'Punzles baby." Belle continued. "I honestly thought they were going to call it Pascal but I was wrong. There's a first time for everything." She sighed.
"It looks nothing like 'Punzle though." Ariel objected. "Doesn't look much like Flynn either."
"Both are natrurally dark haired Rapunzle just prefers her blonde." Castiel stated numbly.
"Wait a second what's happening?" Sam asked as he held his hands up.
"Well Cassie boy here thought that since he's technically a ball of celestial intent and what not that he'd be able to get pregnant, so he shagged your brother." Belle state as if she was repeating the rules of thermodynamics to a group of college students.
"More like he had your brother shag him." Ariel muttered.
"Girls..." Castiel started.
"Nah ah Cas. You blocked us from watching you and green eyes go at it like bunnies you deserve everything we throw at you." Ariel snapped. Throughout the entire conversation since the girls and Sam had walked in and Ariel shouting about how cute Tippens was and that the baby angel was his and Castiels, Dean had been sat quietly on the bed till now.
"You guys mind if I have a talk with Cas alone please." Dean said causing Castiel to look at him curiously.
"Sure Belle you take Tippens back to 'Punzle, while I entertain Sammy." Ariel said as she lead Sam out of the room.
"Two words my friend. Cursed dick. Also your Married." Belle said as she followed the other two out the room.
