Fifteen Minutes before the Council meetting was to start chaos erupted. In Homura's home, his wife, Miu, got a very special package. When she finished watching it she was livid. Although, Homura was renown as a Ninja veteran, his wife was also a War Veteran, even if she was a pampered Heiress. Miu, stood at 5 feet tall, with tan skin, gray eyes and a few wrinkles on her forehead. Her outfit these days was a traditional kimono with pouches, knee pads, and black gloves. Homura! Screamed Miu. Her glare made Homura gulp and freeze in his seat. Yes, Dear…
Don't you ,yes, dear me. She stomped closer.
Umm..if your made about me forgetting to not leave my socks on the floor, I swear I won't do it again. Homura who was usually composed was sweating and pale as a ghost.
She grabbed her specially made Frying pan that was made from an unbreakable metal.
Please, dear not the face, I have a meeting to go to. You understand after all, we have a reputation to uphold. He said this as he turned to run.
That was the last straw for Miu, she bashed her frying pan over his head before he could escape . You lying. BAM son Bam of a gun Bam. You cheating. Bam! Liar Bam! I knew it Bam! Cheating on me with your teammate..Bam! Then she started to hit harder and his screams filled the air. Your not going to that meeting, I'm going to make sure you can't get it up anymore. She dragged him deeper into the house in a soul proof torture room.
Civilian councilmen and women were splashed in flour, egg, glue, feathers and cans of paint all over them. Potions of lust were sprayed on some making them fall madly in love with trees and rocks. Those people were seen hugging and kissing said objects. Some were slipped the kindergarten potion which made them act like little kids again. Some who were like 30 yrs old were peeing and pooing in their pants. Crying for their mothers, wanting candy, and getting hyper on apple juice while watching the teletubies. Others were slipped an animal potion, which made them act like gorillas and made them believe they are gorillas. Some were scratching their butts in the middle of public with a stick. Others were doing the monkey dance, eating bananas and batting their fist on their chest making gorilla calls. Men ripped their shirts off and started singing I'm too sexy while stripping. Believe it or not some of them were some pretty good dancers. Peoeple fought over the best dancers, slapping their butts and pinching their cheeks. They were Hollered and hooted over. Women threw their bras off and started a boom fire screaimg Freedom and walking around town destroying things. Their music was so loud, many people lost their earring that day.
The potions would wear off 5 minutes before the Council meeting and best of all no one would remember any thing. Another thing was that all of the council members even Homura, Koharu, and Danzo, were slipped the Diarhea potion set off in 60 minutes. Pictures of Homura and Koharu doing the naughty were posted every where in town even the Video of Homura and Koharu doing the Naughty behind Miu's back,. It was also the video that claimed that Homura was using Videos of Danzo experimenting on the dead went viral all over. Best part everything was video tapped. The towns people were bewildered by their attitude change and wondered if they were all going crazy and senile.
It was five minutes till the meeting and everyone was rushing to the meeting all in a daze and having no idea what had just transpire. When people were in the meeting and focused they all noticed that they had been pranked but they had no time to comment as the Clan Shinobi all arrived at the same time. Of course, they could not help snickering at all the Civilian council members and the three old farts. One of the shin obi clan heads , was Tsume. She had long spiky wild brown hair, slit-like pupils, elongated teeth and canines. There was clan markings on her cheeks as well as over her eyes and she had on a dark shade of purple. Tsume stood at 5'4, with an athletic body, some nice curves, spectacular abs, muscled arms, long legs, a perk tight ass, and some C size boobs. She wore the standard shin obi outfit which consisted of a flak jacket, a black suit underneath with sleeves rolled up and bandages around her legs.
She could not hold it in and was laughing so hard at the council members that she fell out of her seat. Soon a guffawed of laughter filled the whole room as the other Clan Heads could no longer stay composed anymore with some council members all dressed up as rainbow chicken and others with shirts ripped. The council people just looking at her stupidly having no idea what was going on. Then they looked at each other very closely and were bewildered. There was also a terrible smell coming from a couple of the Council members. They had no idea what had happened for the last five minutes the prank went off. The stinky council men and the ones with ripped clothing all ran out totally embarrassment and were crying their eyes out. It only left about 10 civilian council people.
Kushina Uzumaki had long beautiful red hair parted on the left with a black hair clip and she had stunning violet eyes, a slender but femine build, fair skin, a perfect heart shaped as, and b- sized boobs. She stood at 5'4 and wore the following outfit. A high collared sleeveless blue blouse under a long, loose fitting white dress. She wore a red wristband on her left wrist and she had red/white/blue ninja sandals. This Princess is also known as the Red Hot Habanero.
She just had to make a compliment to Koharu for all those times that bitch called her a wave slut. So grandma, I didn't know you were such a naughty little whore especially when it comes to Homura. I like how you make him profess his undying love to you and how he truly feels about Miu. Your such a dirty little whore grandma and a home wrecker too. Btw I heard, Homura screaming, I bet his wife finally found out.
You listen hear, you little hussy I don't know what your talking about but its not true. How dare you call me that I am a distinguished noblewoman I would never do what you say I am doing. Koharu said this while slamming her fist down.
Danzo also slammed his fist down stop disgracing Koharu , you out cast nobody.
Well grandma, shell I show you the video that's been playing the last 5 minutes. The video was about 20 minutes long showing people two old farts screwing each other. Koharu asking if she did him better than Miu and if he loved her. Homura's response was during the dirty that Miu had a nice body but couldn't get him off like Koharu and that she was a dump dairy
cow that was only good for giving birth to children, doing house chores and obeying his orders like a submissive bitch. Then he went on to state that he only married Miu for the money and influence her family had after all he was from a poor family. Just as they were about the finish Koharu asked him if he loved their son who she passed on as one of her deceased husbands kids more than he loved the kids he sired Miu. His respond was yes and that he never loved Miu, and that her children were as dumb as their mother.
Koharu upon seeing the vide tried to stop it from playing. Danzo already knew about their affair and knew that he couldn't help Koharu and Homura was missing. Probaly being beaten the crap out his mind by him wife the Flaming Pan. Her Pan inspired civilan woman to buy the pans and use it on their husbands to keep them in line, in fact Miu was and would always be their hero.
Luck was definitely not on Danzo's side for the Daimyo's Samurai busted down the doors and glared at Danzo. Danzo, you are under arrest for not unrooting the illegal organization and those darn experiments on innocent folks.
I don't think so Danzo said as threw a smoke bomb and tried to Hirashin away. He seemed too slow and he couldn't Hirashin away. Hiashi was right behind danzo in the Eight Trigrams Palm Revolving Heaven stance which was him spinning in a circle bashing into Danzo and then Danzo's pressure points were hit. Then he was upper cut punshed by Hiashi as Tsume head butted Danzo in the Stomach. Then Emi took out her 200 pound scepter and bashed him on the head hard knocking him out. Minato cut the arm off with all of the stolen justu's. Tsunade check his body then injected some anesthic that would make sure he was asleep long enough to go to his destination and put some ointment and wraps on to make sure that he wouldn't die before he was tortured thoroughly. The Samurai took the chance to take Danzo's body and Hirashined really fast to make sure to get Danzo on a toilet because the medication would kick in about 20 more minutes. They did not want that ugly surprised on them when they tried to interrogate and remove things from Danzo like the Hyuga eye he had stolen. Some of the Samurai had stay and gave Minato absolute authority over all the council people.
Koharu couldn't help poor danzo because she couldn't move from her chair and she couldn't talk either. She was currently glowing an ice blue and glaring at the others. The only one that tried to help her was council woman, Machiko Haruno aka the screaming banshee. Who went up to Koharu and tried to get her up without vale. What did you do to Respectful Koharu? I demand you nobodies to release her or we the people will no longer offer you our help with the non ninja world. Release Danzo as well
Machiko dared to go up to Minato and you Yondaime, for the good of the village you will hand over your children to Danzo so they can become weapons that serve us. Then we will breed them and kill them when they are no longer useful. Then she turned to the Akimichi head and said the taboo worlds. "Hey fat, stupid ugly, man boobed sob, whatcha looking at? Before she could say anymore Choza had performed the exspansion justu, rolled smashed his desk and chair and rolled on top of Machiko furiously rolling over her at least 10 times before she took her head and smashed it to the window. Then he turned her around for Inoichi. Inoichi was tired of the corruption from that woman and simply threw his kunai that cut through her throat making her gurgle out blood. Shikaku Nara's shadows then flipped her upside down as blood started to accelerate out of Machiko faster. They hung her on the wall and put a silencing justu on her so that they won't hear her dying to death. After all this woman, deserved no mercy she had murdered her husband in cold blood and Inoichi knew that for sure as he had just came back from looking at her dying mind.
With all the blood, death and violence, the civilians couldn't keep their stomachs' down and all threw up on the spot. Now there were only two civilians, a merchant and 1 civilian council man.
Okay now who is going with us to the new world and who is staying here?
The Merchant and the council man said " there are 100 civilians that would like to go with you and some of us would like to stay here and protect our home. We would like to suggest that Sarutobi be reinstated as the Hokage. Then have Tsunade as the successor.
I, Tsunade will stay here to save the good people in the hospital and update the facilites, as well as train more future medic nurses.
I, Jiraya would like to go back and forth between worlds as an Ambassador.
I , Sarutobi agree to be the Hokage, again.
It was decided that half of each clan would go the other world and the other half would stay in Konoha.
For those of you who are wondering what happened to Danzo, and Homura. Lets say that Danzo was tortured, his prize eye was taken out then he was execute after he spilled his guts about his secrets. Homura was tortured castrated and murdered then hung outside of the home on a rope. Koharu ended up dying from a Heartache upon seeing her lover dead.