Thanks to you, my loyal fans, I continue on with Sly meets his maker! And I bet your all like, ''oh yeesh, a sly cooper fanfic, and no sly! If anything, it should be called: readers meet sly's maker!'

But oh hohohohohoho, are you wrong if you thought that, cause Sly is right here, and he'll keep apearing until he dies! wait, that didnt come out right. Not that he does die, but someone will die, or will they?

That night at the hotel...

Mona closed the hotel door behind her. She glanced at Gabby- who had her arms spread out to present herself and her nifty outfit- and left to the bathroom.

Gabby pouted and stumped. "Mona!"

"What?"

"My outfit-my something nice to wear- you didnt say anything!"

"It's...cute."

An appaled chirp came out of Gabby's throat.

Mona rolled her eyes and exited the bathroom. She waved her wet hands dry. "It's cute, I said." Mona dug into her purse for a brown paper bag. "Now take this and get out of here." She annouced the time after turning to face the clock.

Gabby pretended to be mad. She grabbed the bag from Mona's hands. The contents were a fake name tag, a recommendation letter, a bluetooth and a -

"You're looking inside the bag like's there candy inside, get out!"

"If I'm doing guard duty, why do I need a-" Mona slapped Gabby's hand, and she dropped the mystery object into the bag. Gabby chirped again.

Gabby yelped as Mona threw her out the room. Gabby rose to her knees and banged on the hotel door.

"Mona! I dont know how to get there!"

----SLY----

Murray whistled a jolly tune as he steered the van around the corner. He loved to drive.

Bentley scribbled on layouts of the musuem, and Sly sulked in the passenger seat.

The master thief furiously flipped through the Thevius Raccoonus for what seemed the 30th time today. No mentions of mom anywhere.

I've been trying years to contact you with no luck. Why haven't you contacted me?

What's that suppossed to mean? Sly closed his book in defeat and rested his elbow on it. It was not like him to sulk.

Bentley noticed too.

"Sly, are you prepared for tonight? As you know I've planned a new way into the museum," Bentley said to himself, "...a route sure to keep Carmelita Fox out of our sights."

"Since when have I ever not been prepared?"

"That's what I like to hear."

Silence. Murray licked his lips. Sly twisted his cane. Murray started whistling again.

"You seem in a dark mood tonight, Sly."

"Bentley!" Sly turned and looked at his best friend, shocked pasted on his face. "I'm actually in a very light mood." Sly then turned back around and crossed his arms, like a child. "I'm just...thinking."

Bentley raised a brow. "Okay."

SLY

02

BENTLEY

00

----MONA----

It was nearing eleven now. Gabby had left about fifteen minutes ago with her agenda, and Mona was out to complete her own. She flipped her hair as the elevator doors closed behind her. The doorman opened the door for Mona, and she strided along, without so much as a 'thank you'. She opened the purse at her side to remove her shades and her cellphone.

With her phone on her shoulder, Mona waited for Gabby to pick up as she flipped her shades open.

:click:

"Gabby? Did they let you in?"

"Yeesh Mona, you dont even bother to ask if it was me; What if someone else had picked up the phone?"

Mona rolled her eyes behind her shades.

"You're speaking with the bluetooth, right?"

"Yeah, they put me in some huge empty exhibit room... its just me and this desk."

"Perfect. What's wrong with that?"

"Everything. This chair is uncomfortable, it's so quiet I can hear myself blink, I forgot my mp3 player-"

"Stop complaining."

"I'm just here filing my nails...Where are you?"

"Don't worry about where I am." Mona looked up at the flourescent street sign.

-BIORE' STREET-

MUSEUM

"Wait for him. I'll call you back."

"B-"

:Click:

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This one is Paris Hilton's attention span short and Oprah show boring; it's a set up for the actual heist, Mona's agenda, Carmelita's doings, Gabby's doings, and Sly and Gabby's meeting. I wont make any promises, though!!!! ;D Next chapter sooner than you think!!!

Mona: Hey, listen to this riddle I just read.

Gabby: ooh goodie, I'm great at riddles.

Mona: A man has a fox, a chicken and some corn. He has to take them all across a river. He can only take one of the items at a time in his boat. However, if he leaves the fox alone with the chicken, the fox will eat the chicken. If he leaves the chicken alone with the corn, the chicken will eat the corn. What should he do?

Gabby: He- ATTENTION!

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Gabby: It's not that hard if you think about it.