The 'married' couples were still kissing on the hotel floor but the aggressive one was Belarus because in her slight concussion, still thinking that the person she was kissing was her 'brother'. That was until she felt tired with the kissing she started to get up from her 'brother's' face. And there her eyes widen like a saucer and her expression turned ugly. "WHAT THE-"
Belarus quickly stood away from the man who was actually Lithuania who was heaving on the floor, trying to get his breath and also trying to get his sense of feeling because of the sudden tackle of 'Russia' to the punches of his brothers to the sudden painful crushing kiss from the girl who he had no chance to see in the flick of time. It's making his senses numb. Anyway, Belarus was still trying to make sense of what was happening. Why was the brunette under her? What happened just now?
Then Belarus looked to her surroundings and saw many people looking dumbfounded at them. Some even held cameras, some blushed with perverted smiles. She glared at them. A scary glare that chased them away. Then she turned again and saw the Baltics who were frozen in their place...and they're not even yet moving from their falling position. Latvia was blushing hard and Estonia was blushing hard too but with twitchy awkward smile and awkward laugh. Belarus, getting angry yelled at them, "What you're looking at? And why are you here?"
Her yelling made them jumped a bit from their place and Latvia couldn't stop himself from saying, "You're both married."
"What do you mean that I-"
The sentence echoed in Belarus' mind. It took time for her to process what it meant. Then she looked at Toris who was also shocked. 'You're both married. ...Marry you shall be...Pronounce you HUSBAND AND WIFE!'
Words by words with confusing scene played in Belarus' mind and even her 'brother's face was in it. Then it hit her..."It can't be...NO~~~~~~"
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"YOU WED HER WITH LITHUANIA!?" Russia looked at Ilya in shock as he prepared his clothes in his baggage.
Ilya just laughed as he watched Russia packing things, "Yes. OH~! You should see everybody's faces. So priceless."
Russia's mouth was like fish out of water because he was still shock. "But you can't marry her with Lithuania."
"And why is that?"
"Because...Belarus don't like Lithuania. And she's a girl who must marry with somebody she likes and make her happy."
"Oh, so I'm a boy, no, a man, don't deserve to be happy and must marry her!? No way! She's my aunty and I already have a wife. She likes mama! So you want to marry her?" said Ilya, unhappy to think that Russia might force him to marry the crazy aunty.
"I didn't say that you must marry her! I said she must marry a someone else she likes and that's not gonna be me!"
"Why are you so angry? Hey, it's not even an official marriage and there was not even a pair of rings. It's just a distraction." Ilya frowned. Russia frowned at him too as he packed his things up angrily.
"Tch. Mama, stop being angry. Like I said, it's not official marriage. They'll realise it sooner or later. But if they still think it's a real marriage, it's better for us."
"And how is that better?" Russia snapped.
"Mr Lauritaniaris will take care of Aunt Natalya and she won't be chasing any of us."
Suddenly Russia's phone rang. Russia looked whose name it was and saw Ukraine. Then he answered it. But as he answered it, he heard a loud wail of crying and woman on the other side of the phone. What was his elder sister crying about? He couldn't really hear anything. "Allo, Sestra Ukraine?" he asked loudly.
"Allo, Russia! What had you done?"
"Huh? Sestra Ukraine? What do you mean what had I done? And...are you crying?"asked Russia. Ilya watched curiously.
"NO! I'M NOT CRYING!" even with that yelling, Ukraine's voice was still not clear.
"IT'S BELARUS. SHE SAID YOU DID SOMETHING BAD TO HER. WHAT HAD YOU DONE?"
Russia stuttered as he answered, "I didn't do-"
Before Russia finished speaking, suddenly there was something like a bumping or sound as if somebody plugged in a device to a Tv or computer and...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"
Russia screamed and threw his phone in shock as he heard that sharp screeching which he believed was Belarus'. He looked at his son with pale face and trembled. Ilya feeling worried, stand up from his seat and approach his mama. But before he could ask or gave his mama comfort, suddenly Russia grabbed his shoulders and shook him so hard, "THIS IS YOUR FAULT! BELARUS'S GOING TO KILL ME TOMORROW. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?"
"Wha- Stop! CALM DOWN!" Ilya screamed as he was shaken.
"YOU HAVE TO FIX THIS. THIS ISN'T MY FAULT!"
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After Ukraine asked Russia what he had done, Belarus who was crying and wailing grabbed the phone from her sister albeit her protest. Because she was still feeling heavy hearted and angry and sad, Belarus screamed into the phone until she felt a little bit light but she still sobbing.
Ukraine took back the phone and continued to speak but she didn't hear any voice and called Russia's name in worry, "Russia?"
Suddenly she heard two voices yelling through the phone. Who was with Russia? And why the voices she was listening right now sounded so familiar yet different. One voice was manly and a bit husky and the other's was manly too but was more childish and a tint of femininity.
"-YOUR FAULT. BELARUS'S GONNA KILL ME TOMORROW!"
That one with childish and tint of femininity must be Russia's. So who was the other familiar voice? From how Russia's yelling at the other, it seemed like the other was responsible for Belarus's sadness. Ukraine must listen more.
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Ilya was trying to calm Russia's down but to no avail. Then he tried to pry the grabbing hands away but suddenly saw something. Russia's phone was not phone off yet. Realising that, he suddenly covered his mama's mouth with his hand and tackled him to the bed. Russia wriggled and tried to push his son off but Ilya was making a 'shoosh' gesture and pointed to the phone.
"Mama, stop this. Your phone was not turned off yet. You want to break our secret?"
Russia went silent. Then he went to pick the phone to off it but before he pick it up, Ilya stopped him with a face that showed something like a realization. "Why not?" Ilya said in whispering voice as he stared at the phone and the grabbed it. Russia protested and was going to take it back but was stopped again by Ilya's arm. "Mama, let me do this. Trust me."
Ilya's mama was doubting himself as he gave Ilya the phone.
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Ukraine was feeling anxious waiting for more sound coming from the phone. But none come. It was silent suddenly. She was planning to shut off the phone when...
"Allo, is this Miss Belarus?" a thick husky voice. And again she'll emphasized that it's familiar.
"Allo, this is Ukraine. Who is this?"
"Oh, sorry. I'm Balstovy. Mr. Russia's friend"
Balstovy, an unknown name which must meant that he's not a nation or any personification that she ever met before. Why would Russia tell a nobody his country's name?
"Miss Ukraine? Can you give your phone to Miss Belarus? I want to talk to her."
Ukraine hesitated a while and gave her phone to Belarus. Belarus still sobbing, looked at her sister confusedly before taking the phone to her ears. Ukraine eavesdropped.
"Allo?"asked the voice from the phone.
"Brother!" Belarus growled in between sobs. Ukraine frowned. The voice she heard from the phone was not Russia, yet Belarus said his name.
"Ah, sorry, I'm not your brother. I'm Balstovy, Mr. Russia's friend, a normal person. Your voice is different from the one I heard just now . You must be Miss Belarus, correct?"
"If I am, what is it to you?" snapped Belarus. Her sobs now ceased into sniffling.
"Nothing Miss Belarus. Just that it caught my attention that you got married with Mister Lithuania quite unwilling by my friend Russia." said 'Balstovy'. There was a muffled protest in the background but of course the sisters wouldn't know that. By the way, Belarus frowned.
"So?"
"So..I just want to tell you that it was all my idea!"
"WHAT?"
"I'm quite sorry my lady. I just want to help my friend here. He always said that you always force him to marry you when after all...HE. DOESN'T. LOVE. YOU."
More muffled sound in the background. Belarus gasped, "He don't love me? HE HATES ME?"
"wHA-.. Hey, not that. Let me rephrase that part. Mister Russia here DOESN'T. LOVE. YOU. THAT. WAY."
"What do you mean?" Belarus asked in anguish.
Then the voice in the phone was in whisper but Belarus and Ukraine could still heard what was said.
"Is Belarus stupid? She can't even understand what am I implying. And she's like what, centuries old?"
Then a smack was heard and it seemed like Russia was saying angrily to Balstovy, "Belarus not stupid!"
Another smack, "Ouch, okay, OKAY! I understand. STOP HITTING ME!"
Balstovy spoke through the phone again, "I mean...Russia just love you brotherly but not as girlfriend or wife...Understand~? Besides, here already has a lover!"
Silence..."WHAT!?" Belrus, Ukraine and Russia screamed.
"Why are screaming Mother Russia? It's true right? You have a lover?"
Belarus started to sob again and she was feeling angry that she yelled, "YOU LIED! BIG BROTHER LOVE ME! YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MIND CONTROLLING MY BROTHER TO MAKE HIM MARRY ME WITH THAT $# LITHUANIA! WHOEVER YOU ARE, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND HAVE YOUR BLOOD DOWN MY THROAT!"
"Oh, what a scary threat! Really. But unfortunately for you Miss Belarus, you'll not find me because, if you're trying to find me at Russia, I'm not a citizen there anymore. And I'll be stupid if I reveal my citizenship to you. Anyway, good luck. By the way, he's not going to marry you."
Hearing that, Belarus anger had evolved into a rage and she was panting so hard until...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ouch my EAR!" Ilya exclaimed as he pulled the phone away from his ear and turned it off. And the he let go of Russia's mouth that he covered with his hand because Ilya was trying to stop his mama from yelling at him during the last duration of conversation with Belarus.
Russia took a deep breath before letting it out and asked Ilya urgently, "What happened? What did she say to you that you said good luck to her? What?"
"Nah, nothing much mama. She just threatened me and then go... screamo! It hurts my ear, ouch. She pretty much want to murder somebody right now."
Russia went limp on the bed, "She's gonna kill us." he breathed almost silently.
Ilya looked at his mama in pity and patted his hand, "Don't worry, mama. She'll not be doing anything to us tomorrow. It's not like her flight will be the same as us. But if it does, I'll disguise myself as your bodyguard again like always."
To be continued...
My notes: Allo readers. Hmm...actually I was going to write more in here but I have to make a matching cliffhanger to...I don't know what am I gonna say next. Anyway, stay tuned for next time.
