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The song used in this is 'I Just Wanna Live' by Good Charlotte. This is a comedy chapter, making fun of Sakura. - Yeah.
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Sakura walked into the hospital early that morning, expecting to find one of her teammates there. Those two always end up here, Naruto more so than Sasuke-kun. She sighed and scanned the room. As expected, she found someone with blonde hair lying on one of the stretchers. But, it was straw blonde hair. Ino?! She ran over, poking the girl in the shoulder. Ino seemed to be sick, and sitting beside her was Shikamaru. "Wh-what happened", Sakura asked? Shikamaru let out a usual bored sigh. "She thought she saw Sasuke hugging Naruto", he said, "What a drag".
Sakura fainted.
I need an alarm system in my house so I know when people are
Creeping about, these people are freakin' me out
These days, its getting' hectic everywhere that I go
They won't leave me alone, these things they all wanna know
I'm paranoid of all the people I meet, why are they talkin' to me?
And why can't anyone see?
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Sakura's eyes opened shortly, and she found herself lying on a couch. It seemed to be Shikamaru's home, by the looks of it. That's really sweet of him! He actually tried to help me! She looked to her left to find a glass of milk, and a vase of perennials. Definitely Ino's touch. They're so nice to me! She sat up, taking the glass and looking into it. Why is this milk so… so creamy? Oh well, I'll just drink it anyways. Ino left it for me anyways! She placed the cup to her bottom lip, drowning the liquid. Mm… it doesn't taste much like milk. But I still like it! It's kind of thick, and kind of weird. I should ask Ino where she bought it from!
She placed the cup to one side and stood up, missing what the glass said. oRgy gLaSs.
I just wanna live
Don't really care about the things that they say
Don't really care about what life is about
I just wanna live
Just wanna live, Just wanna Live, Just wanna live
Just wanna live
She stepped outside, only to find Shikamaru lying atop Ino, on the couch. There was a glass similar to the one she'd drank from earlier, filled with more white liquid. Ino was cloth less, same as Shikamaru. Shikamaru's... member… was in Ino's… place. Sakura's face went white, as Ino let out a sharp scream. Shikamaru (for the first time in so long) looked worried. "I-I can explain", Ino started, her face red. Sakura walked over, and carefully lifted up the glass, staring at it.
And she fainted.
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Sakura woke up a few hours later, her eyes opening to a place much whiter. Ah… that was just terrible. I can't believe I drank Ino's… ugh. I'm never going to speak to her again. She closed her eyes, allowing the fresh smell of poison seep into her nose. Hold on, poison? She sat up, screaming loudly. Infront of her, stood Orochimaru, grinning maniacally. "Are you ready to die, Sakura-chan", he asked? She screamed more, and more.
Sakura's voice stopped working.
"Prepare for a dose of very strong poison", Orochimaru grinned, "Very strong". Strong… poison. AHHHHH! She opened her eyes, to find Orochimaru gone, only to be replaced with a very sheepish Konohamaru. STUPID LITTLE KID! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! Konohamaru laughed. "Those henge jutsu are real cool", he grinned, "Let's do something better, Moegi"! He and the little girl beside him ran off.
I-I fell for a henge… I-I'm so pathetic!
I rock a law suit when I'm goin' to court
A white suit when I'm getting' divorced
A black suit at the funeral home in my birthday suit
When I'm home alone talkin' on the phone
Got an interview, with the Rolling Stone they sayin'
'Now you're rich and now you're famous, they've got stars all know your name is'.
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous, your first hit are you ashamed
Of the life, of the life, of the life we're livin'.
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She found herself walking to the park and sitting on a bench. I've been so embarrassed lately. First Ino, then Shikamaru and Ino, and now Konohamaru and his friend. What will happen next? Kakashi-sensei with a boyfriend?
Almost instantly, she heard smooching noises. Turning around, she found herself facing Kakashi and Iruka, making out. Oh… My… God. I… can't believe… that… is… happening….
And she fainted.
I just wanna live
Don't really care about the things that they say
Don't really care about what life is about
I just wanna live
Stop messin' around boy, better think for your future
Better make some good plans boys, said every one of my teachers
Look out! You'd better play safe. You never know what are turning your way.
We say, where you comin' from? We've already seen the worst that this life can play.
Now we expectin' everywhere that we go, all the things that they say
Yeah we already know.
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TenTen sat at Ichiraku Ramen, waiting for Sakura to come. We were supposed to have lunch together, what happened to her?
I just wanna live
Don't really care about the things that they say
Don't really care about what life is about
I just wanna live