AH! I'm sorry! I would have updated faster but I got the flu and I've been doing a lot of work in school. Anyway, yeah, I'm starting this in my English class, because we're watching pride & predijuice. So if my writings seem a little…formal…I beg your forgiveness. I love this movie so much, so it's hard to not put away my computer and watch it.

Lol, in the last chapter, Naruto and Sasuke's first meeting was cute and nice. But believe me when I say, all hell's about to break loose.

Disclaimer: I don't own any character from Naruto.

Warning: Sasuke OOCness and weirdness.

ATTENTION! I know that I said I would update soon, but I got the flu and had to postpone this chapter a while longer than intended. I'm sorry

Oh how I love Surprises

Sasuke was fidgeting in the leather seat in the back of Naruto's orange Ferrari, courtesy of Kiba and Ino. Naruto was beaming in the front. He had been surprised to say the least when Neji had said that the little raven, Sasuke was to be his. Naruto had quickly run to Neji and hugged him. Neji told Naruto how Kiba, Ino, and Hinata also helped paid for the little monster, expertly leaving out how much Sasuke actually cost.

Deciding to not drink anymore in hopes of playing with Sasuke later, Naruto had left the night club leaving his drunken friends at 1:00 am.

Now they both were on their way to Naruto's house. One really excited the other extremely nervous.

Not it was not in Sasuke's nature to be nervous, except when he had no idea what to expect. It was not like he knew anything about Naruto other than the fact that he was his new master and was friends with Neji.

The silence in the car was long and awkward, until Naruto decided to turn up the radio. After which Sasuke's nervousness turned quickly into pure rage and disgust.

"Change the fucking station!" The little one screamed from the back seat, scaring Naruto so much that he swerved into the oncoming traffic lane.

Sasuke began throwing a tantrum in the back seat when Naruto hadn't changed the station right away. Kicking the seat and screaming at the top of his lungs.

Quickly turning back into his correct lane, avoiding a white truck that honked and was now flipping him off, he changed the station and gripped the steering wheel for dear life.

'Holy Fucking Shit…' was Naruto's only thought.

Sasuke had stopped screaming so suddenly that if made Naruto think that it had never happened. Chancing a glance in his rear-view mirror, he checked to see if the other had passed out or something. But there he was, sitting perfectly still, looking out the window, hand holding up his little chin. The only real evidence of what had happened was the way Sasuke was slowly panting, the blush on his cheeks, and his ears were flat against his head.

"Uh…Sasuke….Are you okay?"

"Hn."

"Are...are you sure?"

"I'm perfectly fine."

'Maybe Sasuke was bi-polar or something…..'

"But you were…screaming and…kicking….."

"No I wasn't!"

Now Sasuke had turned towards him, glare set in place, but it lost most of its effect becaue of the mad blush of the white face.

Sasuke had told him to change the station.

"Did you not like the song that was playing?"

Sasuke turned quickly back to the window.

"I hate California Girls…."

'Not to self: Never play California Girls with Sasuke in the car. Ever. Might result in head on collision.'

We've been like Sid and Nancy for weeks now.

We have some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Viscous.

No, I'm Sid

Oh! So I'm Nancy?

Sasuke had dozed off in the car about an hour ago, and Naruto couldn't blame him. It was 2:30 in the morning, poor little guy was probably exhausted. Driving up to the gate to his uncle's house, Naruto sighed. So Sasuke was really going to be his new pet. Reaching the end of the long driveway, Naruto parked his car in one of the three garages and got out of the car. Seeing Sasuke through the window, he couldn't help but think he was absolutely adorable.

Sasuke was curled up around himself on the backseat, ears flat against his dark locks, and a slight blush on his face. Letting a quiet chuckle slip past his lips, he opened the door to the back and carefully gathered Sasuke in his arms bridal style. Kicking the door closed, he pushed the button to close the garage and headed for his room. He would look for a room to set Sasuke's things in the morning, they were both tired.

Naruto was about halfway through the living room when he heard the refrigerator door open, deciding a quick detour wouldn't do anything, and he headed for the kitchen. And he quickly wished he hadn't.

There in all his naked glory stood, his uncle.

"Jesus old man! Cover that shit up! I'm gonna have nightmares about this for years!"

Jiraya turned at hearing his nephew's yells, and grinned. He stuck his hip out and posed in the frame of the fridge. Letting Naruto see his full nakedness.

"Don't be jealous that you would look half as good as this," he paused to gesture to all of himself. "When you're my age."

"Ah! For the love of God! At least cover yourself with the bag of grapes or something! What no! Not the grapes! Use the broccoli!"

If Naruto wouldn't have been in the most scarring situation in his life, he would have noticed that all his yelling was making Sasuke wake up and stir in his arms.

"Stop that!" Jiraya was now pivoting his pelvis and jiggling his junk like party boy in jackass...

Sasuke chose that moment unfortunately to decide to wake up, and look at what was causing all the noise.

He really really shouldn't have….

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! My eyes! I think I'm gonna throw up!"

Naruto almost slapped himself upside the head; of course all the noise would wake the other up. Now he was probably scarred for life too. He quickly ran out of the kitchen and headed for his room.

Jiraya was left in the kitchen insulted. "I'll have you know, that this milkshake brings ALL the girls to the yard!"

Jiraya went back into the fridge to get that piece of chocolate cake that's been calling his name all day, when he suddenly stopped.

…

…..

…

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"Was Naruto carrying a little girl…?"

I'm a Diva!

Now now now!

Diva is the female version of a Hustler!

Slamming his door shut, Naruto carefully slumped down the door Sasuke still in his arms.

"Jesus fucking Christ…." Naruto tiredly sighed.

Sasuke was feeling a little bit uncomfortable, nestled in the blonde's arms. Even if he wanted to get up, he couldn't. His arms were pinned underneath Naruto's and his head was tightly buried in his chest, making him unconsciously breath in his scent. Which smelled like musky woods and grass. It smelled nice to Sasuke's nose, smelled natural. He snuggled a little more, letting that delicious scent surround him.

"Heh heh, sorry about that little guy. That old guy was Jiraya. He's my uncle. Be nice to him cause he owns this house you and I are living in kay." Naruto's big blue eyes were looking at him kindly. Sasuke wished he would stop it; it was making him feel like a girl.

"I'm not a girl, so stop being so gentle, it's making me sick." Even as he said this, his head still stayed buried in Naruto. He was starting to drift off to sleep.

Naruto's big hand came up and scratched behide his ear, making Sasuke release a small purr and blush.

"So I guess you're the type that likes it rough."

Sasuke's head shot up to glare at Naruto and was about to insult him again, but Naruto, deciding to not hear what Sasuke had to say, leaned in to silence him with a quick kiss. It only lasted about two seconds, but Sasuke felt like it lasted forever.

Even when Naruto pulled back, Sasuke stayed where he was. He eyes not focused on anything. It felt like he was in some sort of trance, but knew exactly what was going on. Seeing the spaced out look on Sasuke's face, Naruto ruffled his hair and took him to the bed. They would share his bed for tonight. Naruto went to the bed with Sasuke and got under the covers.

Sasuke clutched tightly onto Naruto's shirt, still in his haze and drifted to sleep buried in the Blonde's chest.

L-O-V-E

Just NOTHER WORD I NEVER LEARNED TO PRONOUNCE!

LOL WELL, YES

THIS Chapter is shorter.

But I wanted to end it there.

And Sasuke's acting a little weird at the end there right?

Well, that's because our little one has just imprinted but he

Doesn't know it.

Will go in further detail in future chapters

Lol

Jiraya's milkshake brings all the girls to the yard

And their like

It's better than ours

Damn right it's better than yours

I can teach you but I'd have to charge

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