Lol was the last chapter disturbing enough for you? Well, yeah sorry about the last chapter being so short. I'll try to make this one a lot longer but no guarantees.

Ugh I had to do a fitness gram in school the other day, and there were so many things wrong with me. Anyway yeah, I'm going to be in and out for a while because of all the work I have to be doing in school right now.

WHO WANTS TO SEE THE NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE! I DO I DO! I'm thinking of not going to school Friday to see it, but only if I don't have any tests or anything. Tom Felton is hot. In a weird creepy bad boy angst vampire sort of way…HE'S WEIRD HOT! Lol yes.

ANNOUNCEMENT! I SAW HARRY POTTER ON SUNDAY! IT WAS AMAZINGGGGGG! FREAKIN LOVED IT!

I know this is completely wrong and off topic, but I have something to tell you guys! I think I'm in love with a teacher at my school! Lol and I don't even have him for any classes, PLUS! He's one of my ex-teacher's boyfriends. He's not THAT old, only like 26. OMG! I HAVEN'I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU THE BEST PART! HIS LAST NAME IS LOVE! They call me DOCTOR LOVE! Lol XD yes well, just wanted to share that with you. I've been 'Stalking' him for like 3 weeks.

On with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its Characters! I own my own perverted thoughts and mind.

La Isla Bonita~!

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro

Just I never gone I knew the song

Girl with eyes like Brown Hazel

…

Your Spanish Lullaby

Sasuke could hear someone talking, but his mind couldn't decipher who it belonged to. He just felt the need to be close to it. He felt around him to find the person that that voice belonged to, and his little hands came in contact with a firm stomach and chest.

He momentarily heard the voice stop, but it continued on talking to whoever he was talking to. Snuggling into the warmth that the chest provided him, he sighed when he breathed in the heavy musky scent of woods his partner had. He was already drifting back into unconsciousness but his name was being repeated along with a few 'wake up's.

Ignoring the now annoying voice, he fell asleep once more only to be rudely awakened by someone pinching the end of his tail.

His eyes flew open and he tried to tug his tail away from the tan hand. A pained mew escaping him, before he had the chance to stop it. The hand still stayed on his tail, not hurting it, just holding it.

Sasuke looked up to see Naruto's bright grin greeting him, and the urge to smile was taking him, but he quickly looked to the side to hide the blush that was already on his cheeks. He gave a look back at his tail and tried to tug it free again.

No chance.

Still not looking at the blonde man, Sasuke started to talk.

"Why are you holding my tail, let go of it."

Sasuke's eyes widened when he saw the shadow of the other man move closer to him, and felt the heavy chin being placed on top of his head.

His blush grew about ten times darker, but Naruto still couldn't see it at the angle Sasuke head was turned at.

Naruto gave a testing pet with the thumb of his hand on the little panther's tail, and felt Sasuke shudder under him.

"Ne, Sasu-chan. Is it true that hybrid's ears and tail are extremely sensitive?"

The blonde man felt Sasuke trying to tug his tail free again, but he held it firmly again, and ran his whole hand over the length of Sasuke's tail.

He felt a stronger shudder go through Sasuke and picked up his chin, when the other bent forward.

"St-Stop it, urasontach-chi!"

It was more like a mew than an actual threat though, and Naruto deciding to take his chances, raised his other hand and petted Sasuke's ears at the same time as the tail waiting for the other's reaction.

Sasuke twitched and then he heard it.

Sasuke was….

Purring.

A grin came onto Naruto's face and he let out a quiet laugh.

"So you can be cute and adorable."

Sasuke turned his head towards Naruto, the nastiest glare he had pointed at the blonde. But that's when he made his mistake. As soon as he made eye contact with the other, he felt the warm sensation form in his gut and quickly move its way throughout his body.

Sasuke's cheeks seemed to be stained with a permanent blush, and he quickly got up out of the bed away from the warm embrace of Naruto's arms.

"I…I'm hungry. What do you have to eat?"

Naruto smiled at the little raven and also got out of bed, revealing he was only wearing a shirt and boxers.

Sasuke could have sworn that he fell asleep wearing more…

The blonde walked past him and into the hallway, ushering him to follow. Now that Sasuke was awake, and not scared for his life like last night….or this morning….however you want to look at it, he was surprised to see that Naruto actually lived in a rather big house.

They were on their way downstairs, when the sound of a ringing was heard.

"Crap!" Naruto shouted out suddenly and broke out in a sprint, leaving a shocked Sasuke on the stairs.

"O-oi! Naruto, where are you going!"

Naruto rounded a corner but yelled over his shoulder.

"Gomen, Sasuke but I have to get the door!"

"But…..i."

Sasuke's voice died down.

'I don't know where to go from here….'

Your Toxic tongue slipping under

And I love what you're doing

Don't you know that you're

TOXIC

"DDiiiiinnnng~~~Dooong!~~~!"

Naruto finally reached the door, slightly out of breath, and peered through the peep hole (1) to see who it was. There was a young guy there. Opening the door, Naruto took in the other dude.

The guy had short dark brown hair and deep blue eyes. He looked at Naruto boredly and reached into the bag that was slinged around his shoulder and took out a small envelope.

Naruto looked at the letter skeptically, and carefully took it. The other did a short bow and left.

'Well….that was…weird..'

Naruto thought as he saw the letter postal car drive off into the distance.

Flipping over the letter, Naruto saw that it was addressed to him. He was about to open it, when he heard a shout.

"Shit!"

He left Sasuke inside!

In THERE!

WITH JIRAYA!

He ran inside to the last place he left Sasuke, but he got as far as the living room before he stopped.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO HIM!"

Jiraya was standing on top of the couch trying to reach Sasuke, who was on top of the bookshelf in the living room with a positively scared look on his face. God only knows what his uncle had done to the little guy.

The older man turned to his nephew, a questioning looking on his face.

"Him? Don't you mean her?"

Naruto stepped into the center of the living room, sending Sasuke an apologizing look.

"No! Now leave Sasuke alone you prevy pedo old man! Or I'm gonna tell Tsunade that you molest little boys!"

Jiraya let out a huff and jumped down from the couch and dusted himself off.

"I am not a Pedophile you idoit, I just appreciate all types of females!"

Sasuke sent a glare at the old man.

"I'm not a girl, you jackass!"

"You little brat! Come down here and say that to my face!"

"Yeah right! So you can molest me again!"

"I'll give you something to molest you litt-!"

"SSHHUUUUUT UUUP!"

Naruto suddenly screamed, silencing the other two males.

"Jiraya, go to your room!"

The older man's shoulders slumped and he walked out of the living room, in the direction of his room.

Naruto let out a sigh, and looked back at Sasuke.

Now that he thought about it, how did he get all the way up there?

"Neh, Sasuke. You look like a kitten whose hiding from some big bad dog."

The blonde said with a big grin splashed across his face. Sasuke scowled and jumped off, landing on his feet.

"Don't laugh at me, idoit. I'm still hungry."

The blush on Sasuke's cheeks was absolutely adorable, and Naruto couldn't help picking him up.

"O-oi! Don't pick me up so suddenly!"

"Aw! But you're just so cute! Does Kitty want milk?"

Could Sasuke get anymore embarrassed?

They made their way towards the kitchen, with Naruto still holding Sasuke.

Once there, the blonde placed the little raven on the kitchen isle and went rummaging through the fridge. Sasuke couldn't help that his eyes kept going back to Naruto, and the way he instantly missed the warmth the other's body gave him.

Sasuke snapped his head away from Naruto once, the other turned towards him, with milk and cereal in hand.

"I don't really know how to cook, so I hope cereal is fine?"

Sasuke gave a nod, and waited for the other to place the bowls on the isle so they could start eating.

Sasuke didn't know what cereal it was, but he could tell there was probably a pound of sugar in every bite he took. None the less, he ate it.

About halfway through, the phone started to ring, and Naruto got up to pick up the phone on the wall.

"Hello?"

Sasuke strained to see if he could hear what was being said on the other line, but he was too far.

"Ah! Neji!"

Sasuke ears perked up at the name of the brunette. He wondered how the other was doing.

"Good morning, Naruto. I'm just calling to check up on Sasuke."

"Oh that little drama queen!"

Naruto then winked at Sasuke just to annoy him and continued.

"He's fine. Jiraya's got it in for him though. Think I should hide him in my room forever?"

"Poor Sasuke. No, if you do that, Jiraya would most likely think it a challenge and be more determined to get him. But besides that, he's overall okay?"

"A few mental scarring here and there, but nothing too serious. It's not like he's missing an arm or has lost his innocence….wait…."

Naruto turned away from the phone to look at Sasuke, his face serious.

"Sasuke, you're still a virgin right? Jiraya hasn't touched you, has he?"

"OF COURSE NOT! WHAT KIND OF QUEST-!"

Naruto turned back to the phone and continued talking happily.

"Yup! Still perfectly innocent!"

"Yes, well that's very nice to hear. Now, his vet told me to tell you to make a visit with her as soon as Sasuke was with his rightful owner. She's at the Kohona Exotic and Domestic Pet Store in downtown. Hopefully you'll have time to take him today, just for a checkup and for her to tell you a little bit more about Sasuke."

"Un, yeah. I don't have anything really planned for today, so I can take him. How will I know who she is though?"

"Oh….you'll know…"

-Click-

And with that, Neji hung up and Naruto was left on the phone. But he felt the need to torment Sasuke before also hanging up.

"Yeah I know right! Sasuke totally does that! I think it's super cute though!"

Sasuke's ears twitched at hearing his name being said so loudly by the other.

"You should have seen him Neji man! All curled up like that around me, it was the cutest damn thing ever!"

Sasuke blushed and glared at Naruto.

"Shut up! Idoit!"

"Now now Sasuke. That's a mean word to say."

He turned back to the phone.

"HE does, doesn't he? I was thinking of getting him a cute little dress while I'm at the Pet store."

"I'm not some girl! GODDAMNIT!"

Naruto burst out laughing and put the phone back on the hook.

"I know Sasu-chan, I know."

"You bastard, don't laugh at me!"

"hahhahahahahha!"

Hello Daddy

Hello mom

I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-

CHERRRRRY BOOOOMB!

Naruto and Sasuke walked into the pet store and Naruto was instantly awed by all the animals. He had never been to this store, even after living his whole life in Kohona. Man, it was pretty awesome.

They walked through the aisles and looking at the different animals. They were looking for this lady Neji had told them about, but didn't tell them what she looked like or where she was.

'oh….you'll know…'

What the hell was that supposed to mean?

Naruto then heard a loud shout that sounded like Sasuke and noticed that he wasn't next to him anymore. Panicking, he ran through the rest of the isle until he reached the back wall of the store. And then he understood what Neji had meant.

This was Sasuke's vet.

In front of him was a young girl in a lab coat, tickling Sasuke.

"Neh, neh Sasuke! I've missed you. You're the only one who would throw things at me. "

Sasuke was wiggling and laughing on the floor below the other woman.

"Let—let me go! I-I can-can't breathe! Hahahaha!"

The girl sensed Naruto's presence and slowly got off Sasuke. Giving the blonde a happy grin.

"YO! You must be Sasu's new owner huh?"

The happy grin suddenly came off and was replaced with a serious look.

"Follow me."

She suddenly turned and went into a room, Sasuke following her.

Traitor!

Naruto gulped and quietly followed her. Maybe she was bi-polar or something? No one can change moods that quickly…

The room, was a light blue and had an examining table in the middle of the room. Sasuke was currently getting on the table and Naruto looked up, to see the bright piercing brown eyes of the vet staring him down.

Naruto gulped again.

This chick has to be insane or something.

The girl walked up to Naruto, Sasuke quietly watching them with interest.

After she was in front of Naruto, she stared into the deep blue that was Naruto's eyes.

Man, the blonde couldn't remember a time he felt more uncomfortable.

Then he felt a hand roughly squeeze his butt and he let out a squawk at the sudden grope.

"Well I can see that Sasuke is in very toned hands!"

"Stephanie-sensei, stop messing with Naruto."

Stephanie gave a grin to Sasuke and walked over the little one. Naruto meanwhile was still in a wave of confusion.

'What the hell is wrong with this woman! Did she just molest me?'

"Yes, so as to why I have asked for you both to be here today!"

She placed her hand on top of Sasuke's head, ruffling his hair and making the other scowl.

"Since you are now Sasuke's guardian, there are certain things you must know about him and what is to come!"

"What's to come? You make it sound like Sasuke's some sort of prophecy child or something?"

Stephanie smiled.

"or something indeed. Now, for the basics about Sasuke! His breed is an albino leopard.(2) I know I know, albino is white. Well, Sasuke's certain breed has a birth defect that makes them turn dark and when they get older, and can change into their animal form, they can also have red irises."

"Change into their animal form? But how do they-?"

"SH! I'm not done! Jesus! Anyway! So yes, now that Sasuke has a permanent owner, his aging will speed up until he becomes of age, then he will go into his first heat."

"Heat? What are you-?"

"Shut up! Let me Finish! Anyway, yes, his heat is the equivalent of puberty. During that time, he will need a mate. After puberty, he will be able to change into his animal form and his aging will be that of a regular human. Do you have any questions?"

There was an awkward silence between the three in the room. Sasuke had been expecting her to blurt out everything at once, but poor Naruto was shocked.

"What?"

Stephanie sighed. She thought he looked slow.

"Now that Sasuke has an owner, he is going to start growing faster until he reaches his puberty. Once he reaches puberty, he will go in heat. After his heat, he will age normally and will be able to change into his animal form."

Naruto paused to take all this new information in, and took a deep breath.

"Okay, so how long before he goes into 'puberty'?"

Stephanie gave a look at Sasuke, tilting up his chin to get a better look at his face. Sasuke knew she was just doing it to touch him, but he didn't move.

"I'd say in about 3 months or so. But the part you need to be worried about is his heat."

A confused look crossed Naruto's face.

"What do you mean heat? "

Sasuke blushed. He didn't really know what it was but he had an idea.

"Well, Sasuke's animal instincts and hormones are going to go crazy and Sasu-chan here-"

She pointed a finger at Sasuke for dramatic effect.

"Is going to be a major horn dog, so I would advise finding him a suitable mate. However, his certain breed is rather difficult to breed with."

The woman looked down as if thinking deeply.

"What do you mean, difficult?"

She looked at Sasuke first and then at Naruto, a serious look on her face.

"Albino leopards tead to stick with one mate for their life. They are rather picky when it comes to mates, so it's hard for them to mate."

"And what happens if Sasuke doesn't mate during his heat?"

"Well…one of two things. One, he can't take the need to mate and simply goes out and has sex with the first thing he sees. Or, he doesn't mate completely and gets sick."

"Sick?"

She looked up and saw the worried expression on the handsome blonde's face and gave him a reassuring smile.

"Yes, but we've had cases like that before. It's nothing life-threatening. Maybe a fever. It's kind of like they have a bad case of the flu more than anything else."

Naruto smiled back at her, but was still worried. Now he had to look for a mate for Sasuke, hopefully he'd find someone the little raven would like.

"Now Mister…."

"Oh yes! My name is Naruto Uzumaki."

"Mr. Uzumaki, I'm just going to do a check up on Sasuke, and you guys can be on your way. Feel free to look around the store, it shouldn't take more than a couple of minutes."

"Thank you, I'll do that."

Naruto did a small bow and smiled at Sasuke, giving him a small wave as he left the room.

Even though the older brunette was gathering her materials from her shelves, she caught how Sasuke tensed and looked after Naruto.

Now, that was interesting.

Placing her stethoscope around her neck, she walked up to Sasuke and smiled.

"Neh, neh, Sasuke-chan. Your master is super sexy, right?"

Sasuke in return, looked at her like she had grown a second head. A small blush decorating his pale cheeks.

"No way! He's the most annoying idoit I've ever met! He's even more annoying than Sakura!"

She chuckled at the mention of the little pink tiger that was still under her care. She would always bother the little raven, and continually confess her love for him.

"Well, than I guess if I were to take you away from him, then you wouldn't have a problem with it right Sasu-chan?"

There it was again. That tensing of the little kitten's body whenever the thought of Naruto leaving hit him. This could either be very good or really bad.

She took off the stethoscope and put in the ear pieces in place and placed the disk over Sasuke's heart.

"Breath nice and deep for me Sasuke, Kay?"

He did. A nice clear breath. No sounds that meant he was congested or was getting sick. His heart beat completely healthy as well.

' Time to test my little theory out.'

"Hey Sasu-chan, do you like Naruto-kun?"

'It's rising.'

"W-what! Of course not! Didn't you just hear me tell you, I think he's annoying?"

"Yes, I guess you did. So then, you wouldn't mind if I asked him out on a date right?"

'His heart rate. It's rising.'

"No!"

'I knew it. '

"Uh…..I-I mean! You can't because that'd be weird! Y-yeah, it would be really weird! Like a parent dating their kid's teacher! So, u-um, yes I would mind. Okay, Stephanie-sensei?"

'he's so flustered it's adorable. You have no idea what's happened do you, Sasuke?'

"Un, okay. I won't. Well, you're perfectly fine. Just tell Naruto-kun to bring you back in about 2 weeks for another checkup, okay?"

"Un! I'll see you later. Stephanie-sensei!"

"Bye."

His little back disappearing as he rounded the corner.

'You've done the most painful thing you could have, Sasuke-kun. It figures, that you would make even this difficult Neh'

"Well, he seems energetic?"

Stephanie turned to see Michael was leaning against the wall on the door frame. She smiled, but it was sad. Michael spotting it.

"What happened?"

She went to her desk to get some alcohol to clean the stethoscope, and let out a quiet chuckle.

"Well, I guess Uzumaki-kun won't have to look very far for someone Sasuke will like."

At that Michael's eyes widened.

'No way..'

"You can't mean? That he and-"

She turned towards her fellow co-worker, the sadness on her face plainly evident.

"Yeah, I do. That little brat imprinted on a human."

Michael looked to the front of the store, where he could see Sasuke's and the other's silhouette leaving the store.

"Damn.."

"Itachi was right."

Now that caught the other's attention, he hadn't heard the girl talk about the older Uchiha in what seemed like years.

"How so?"

"Sasuke really is foolish."

Well, yes

That didn't have a lot in it.

But this is ness

It explains. Things

And it's only going to be getting harder for our little Sasuke

From here on out

I don't remember what its called..:/ is

Lol I stole this from VanityWantsYou '^_^ I couldn't think of anything better

I would be sad if that happened to Sasuke.

Lol this chapter is longer to make up for the short chapter last time.

Well, till next time.

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