Eat The Gold
Chapter 3
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In the bowels of London's Underground…
"You'll never win, Great Intelligence," said the Doctor. "I'll always be there to stop you."
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooo….Kplurgh!"
The low, whistling sound, descending in pitch until ending in a guttural ejaculation, took the Doctor by surprise, making him jump. He turned and saw Jamie, pantomiming with his hands something falling out of the sky and crashing right in perfect timing with the whistle. He looked askance at his companion.
Jamie saw the Doctor's look and became agitated. But he directed his explanation at the Great Intelligence – or rather, the machine which was currently housing the Great Intelligence.
"That's the sound of your nutter plan to take over the Underground with fucking yeti robots falling down Mount Everest and crashing into a warm pile of shite," Jamie said.
"You may have won this battle, Doctor," the Great Intelligence was saying…
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooo….Kplurgh!"
"- but if you think you have stopped me…"
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooo….Kplurgh!"
"I get it!" said the Great Intelligence.