Caillou's Safety Rules
Caillou is late for play school this morning because he spent all night throwing a tantrum.
"Hurry up Caillou you're already late!" yelled Mommy
"NO! I wanna play with Rexy!" shouted Caillou
"Caillou! hurry up" shouted Daddy
"No! I wanna stay with Rexy!" whined Caillou
"What did I do to deserve this?" Rexy the toy dinosaur thought himself
"Caillou come NOW!" yelled his parents
"NO!" he shouted once again
"Caillou mad?" asked Rosie
"Shut up Rosie!" shouted Caillou
"That's it" said Daddy
Daddy went up stairs and grabbed Caillou by the ear and dragged him downstairs towards the door. Caillou was shouting and kicking all the way down.
"I've had enough, go to the car Caillou" demanded Daddy
"I'm running away" declared Caillou
Caillou ran before anybody could grab him again, he ran right to the middle of the street just as a speeding car was driving through. Caillou was struck by the car at a speed of 54mph. Everybody was shocked, and the car never stopped it just kept driving.
"CAILLOU!" everyone shouted
Everyone ran towards him and asked if he could move.
"I don't want to go to school, I hate you all stupidheads!" whimpered Caillou
"We're just glad you're ok" said daddy and mommy
And from then on Caillou learned the rules of the road: Always look both before crossing the street, but that still didn't change Caillou's behavior, he was still a whiny little brat.
Then one day Caillou was playing in the street with Leo and Clemintine, but as usual Caillou started causing trouble for everyone.
"NO! It's my ball!" shouted Caillou
"Come on Caillou let us play too" said Leo
"NO!" shouted Caillou
"Let them play Caillou" ordered Mommy
"NO! I HATE YOU ALL!" shouted Caillou
Once again Caillou decided to run away, but this time he looked both ways before crossing the street.
"Hahaha you can't get me!" yelled Caillou
But then...
The ground opened up and then fire was spewing everywhere, then dark figures arose from the scar in the ground and long ,giant, skinny hands trying grab anything they could. One hand grabbed Caillou and started dragging him towards the opening.
"HELP ME!" shouted Caillou
But it was too late...Caillou was dragged into the depths of Hell
And not a single fuck was given.
Fin
A/N: The adventure continues in a new story called Caillou: The Devil's Pawn