Chapter 5
Mickeyt rubbed his head. he hit it aginst the grave stone with force, and his hed was swimming. all of a sudden, some rubber hot dogs started dancing in front of him. they had scrotums, and were chasing after him and baring their teath. Then mikey's dog Pluto started eating the hot dogs, an then he bit mikey's dik off. Mickey awoke with a start. it was all a dream. except for the parts where he dug up hiss dead friens and raped them. even now, was sitting in the graveyard,with his dead friend sittings next to him with their ass cheecks swaying seducktively in the wind. Goofy had an out of boddy experience, and his body became posesed by the powers of satan nand started to talk: "heya mick! quit fuckin wit us, we is already dead, and having sex with dead people is a gainst the bible." then his head started spinning around, and his teeth grew super long. oh NO! goofy has now turend into a vampire. quikly, mickey the hero threw like 100 nives at goofy, and then shot his ballsack with an ak-47,000. but goofy was a vampire, so he only laufed, and then started killin people and drinking their blookd. then goofy got tired of being a vampire, so he jacked off and drank his sperm. unfortunatily, sperm is poisonos to vampires, so gooby died again, and mikey buried him a second time. then he decided to try giving sora CPR so that he could come back to life. he started blowing into soras mouth, but then sora said, "yuo can only bring me back to life if u give me a blowjob." then mickey thought to himself, is it rele worth bringing him back. then mikey remembered it was his falt that sora was ded, so then started suikin on his dik. then sora came back to life and shot his green sperms all down mickey's throuat. "thanks mickey!" said sora, and mikey blushed dark pruple. "well, im just glad to have ya back, pal!" said mikey awekwarldly, then he gave sora a passionit kiss inside his mouth. then Donald duck came in to see his pals. "You guys gotta help me!" siad Donald duck. "What is is, Donald"? asked mickey. "I ate Mexican food, and now I feele like im gonna die!"
"That's probably becuz your food was made by dirty beenerz" said mikey racistedly. "Hrey I find that offensive!" said sora as he started fuking a mexican woman with a burrito rapped around his cock instead of a condom. then he blew his beans and cheeze all over her breasticles. then donal duck fainted…
FIND OUT WAT HAPPENS TO DONALD IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!