Donald Duck was in the emergensy room, and Dr. Goofy was giving him medicin to feel him better. "now it is time to operate!" said goofy. his assistant cam in the door, and his assistant was none other than severis snap! "I am here to assist u in any way I can" droned alan rickman, and he choped off a pig's cock and brewed it into a poshion to cure Donald from his Mexican poisining. He then fed the vile conkocktion to Donald. COUGH COUGH COUGH WHEEZ HOLY SHIT IM GONNA DIE! yelled Donald. "oh shit," said preofessor snape, " I fed him drought of pigs cock inseted of drougt of pigs uteris. now is he gonna die?"
"Well gee, I don't now" said goofy worrendly, so then he had profesir snape fetch his handy jack off device. "Here you go" sneered snivelis, and he gave dr goofy his masterbatory tool. "holy shit, has this got yer semens on it?" said goofy dramatically throwing his arms and dick into the air. "no, I genetically modified this sex toy to have a blender inside it. "oh okay, that's good then! said goofy, cuz he was a masochist. then he sticked the modulated jack off tube on his hairy skinny love sausage, and then he pushed the "on" button. then it turened on.
"HOLY SHIT HELP ME IM DYING!" screamed goofy as it chewed his penis into a million zillion peices. snape picked up a piece and likced it. "hmm, taste just like chiken, I can use this in a healing poshin for Donald." he droned boringly. goofy meantime was screameing as the blender snaggled onto his ballsack and started flowing his testicles everywhere, even into the nurses uteris. then the nurse got preggers, so they had to give her an abortion. "here, this should work!" said goofy, putting the jack off machine into her vagina. then he turened it on, but insted of giving her abortion, made her masturbate 1,00000,000000000 times instead. then she had some organisms, and gave birth to 200 babys. and they were dogs. becuz goofy is a dog. "holy shit. I am dad now. said goofy.
Whoaaahohoooo! that was an unexpecting twists, no? what is gonna happen next? wil goofy become a dad now? wil Donald survive this operation? what about goofy? wil he every have kids again now that his boner is mince meat? find out next, only in the NEXT CHAPPPTEEEERRRRRRRR!