***Bonus Chapter***
Authros note – this was a poem I wrote in memory of all the black people that Hitler killed. we wil never forget you! and also we Americans is not racist anymore, that was from the south who enslaved you to be black. anyways, here it is! a kingdom harts rap tribute to all the dead black peoples!
Sora climbed onto the stage, and mikey grabed a guitar. goofy was doing some beatboxing, cuz black people lobe a good beat. also, free chicken and watermelon and koolaid was provided free of charge and every black person cam in the world because they love this kinda things. of course, they had a metal deteckter at the gate so no black rapist would shot people and rape their carcass.
Then the kindim harts gang got onto stage and started to sing….. and teh rest is history!
Yo, yo yo yo yo, im sora, and im here today
to say that I love black negrois in every way.
pease out black peoples! oh I love Africa!
there isn't not anything I like more than that country in the savannah,
(btw I locked up this ryming stuff on a wevsite, is a useful resorce. maybe I wil become famous rapper someday!)
Yo, yo ,yo yo yo, I really like hot dogs,
take it to the refridge, snoop dog!
Snooop dogg: Hey there chillins, I be making da millions,
cuz I fuck hoes everyday and smoke weed everynight,
and I love to grab my dick in spight
of things that make a nigga sick, like twighlight.
me and my buddy dr dre are black people,
therefore we are from Africa, and we like to spy on naked ladies through peepholes,
and im like, fo shizzle this dizzl,e, come over here and light up my izzle
so I can get high-izzle and smoke this shizzle all nizzle.
Then goofy started doing a crazy guitar solo, and smoke was coming out of his nether reagions. then sora started rapping again,
Thanks all of you niggers for coming here tonight,
I love all of you, and I wish I could be black sometimes,
because black people are cool, and they listen to the rap technos,
and they get to have sex everyday, because black woman are all hoes.
~The End~